fandom_radio | Fandom Radio, Monday, May 5th

Good morning, Islanders. It's a Monday so the good part is up for debate. I am Yelena Belova and this is your news that alcoholic rodents wrote in almost illegible handwriting. Either they are too drunk to write or they have crappy penmanship. I don't judge.

Okay, I do but it's squirrels, who cares?

We'll start off like we always do with the broadcast: Town. Because there is no school and the students only do dull things in dorms that squirrels don't care about.

Over at Stark Industries, Rey was wearing a helmet. Notes say it was also a cool helmet. Good for you Rey! I'll assume it was a fashion choice and not to hide your hair because you didn't wash it.

Over at the warehouse district, the Mayor revealed that some new homes had been built and that they are apparently adorable. That's the squirrels judgement and not mine.

Then over at Lilliana's mansion, Ignis returned from a weekend camping trip and then he and Lilliana...

*clears throat*

Oh, my.

(Long. Long. Pause)

*Chittering*

Shh. I'm reading. All of you go back to work, none of this is appropriate for the radio.