fandom_radio | Fandom Radio, Saturday, March 15

Good morning, everyone, and despite what the squirrels may have told you, I truly was about to be on my way here before they showed up in my dormitory pitching a fit! I am not at all having difficulties with your 'time change,' even if I still don't understand why you need such a thing! That would just be silly.

Ahem.

Also the squirrels are running about with knives, but they don't seem to intend to use them on me, and no one has tripped yet, so I'm sure that's fine.

Let's get started, shall we? We shall begin our journey with the school, where So You're New to the Multiverse learned about the dangers of love potions, which I cannot recommend either, although my reservations are, ah, very different than Miss Smith's. Very different. Potatoes! learned how to make potatoes gratin, as well as how to use something called a 'mandoline' without slicing off their fingers. Very important, you know. One needs fingers. And in Cupcake Wars, things were green in honor of St. Patrick's Day, which is a holiday of the Irish, although we are in America so I'm not sure why it's such an event.

I've no notes for the dorms, the porg is sad, we move along to the town, where at the Trooper Station Detective Watts was teaching himself Japanese before Mr. Grant arrived with luncheon in honor of the Jewish holiday of Purim and the mathematical holiday of Pi Day. So many holidays going around! At her warehouse, Miss Skywalker was climbing the walls, quite literally, and Dean Skywalker was concerned as to whether or not it was still in need of cleaning. It does not do to criticize a lady's housekeeping, sir. Miss Zarrin was back at Plant Parenthood after her trip home last weekend, and I do hope she had a lovely time. We must catch up sometime soon, Eleanor.

And with that, dear listeners, I am out of notes, so I shall see you again next week, I suppose. Farewell!