fandom_radio | Fandom Radio - Monday, September 23rd

Yelena: "Good morning, weirdos! To my surprise, I came in today to find a sack of human flesh passed out drunk on the console."

Dean: "I told you I was at the raccoon bar-"

Yelena: "Don't care!

Dean: "Do you have to be so loud?"

Yelena: "Yes. Anyway, I don’t know his name but he’s reading the news with me today because I said so."

Dean: "If the room wasn’t spinning, I’d leave. The name’s Dean Winchester, by the way."

Yelena: "And I still don’t care. Moving on! In town—"

(chittering and squealing)

Dean: "You have to say nothing happened at the school or dorms."

Yelena: "You just did. Moving on! Over at JGOB, Stark refused to acknowledge fall and got a plain cinnamon roll."

Dean: "And at the Ink Spot, Logan was trying to nap when Gray stopped by with pizza to apologize for assuming Logan was a eunuch."

...

...

Yelena: "Nope. Not taking the bait. Too easy to make a joke."

Dean: "Too many jokes."

Yelena: "So many. I prefer a challenge. Anyway, over at Lucifer’s, he and Octavia had a date.

Dean: "Then over at Needful Things, Harley had a busy day which included glitter, walkies, and getting a tattoo.

Yelena: "And finally, we have a new person on the island who goes by Pam and is apparently taking over Pick Your Poison."

Dean: "Wait. What happened to Margo?"

Yelena: "It says there was a giant portal, and she wasted no time getting the hell out of town. What? Why the look?"

Dean: "Well, she just left without saying goodbye. I know she’s cranky and sarcastic—"

Yelena: "My favorite kind of person."

Dean: "—but she could’ve said goodbye."

Yelena: "Wow, look at you pouting like a child."

Dean: "No, I’m not!"

Yelena: "You totally are. Here let me take a picture and show you how much you pout."

Dean: "Stop it."

Yelena: "See? A bird could perch on that lip."

Dean: "Shut up."

Yelena: "Stop being a baby and say goodbye to her here if it means that much to you."

Dean: "Fine. Margo? ‘You have been and always shall be my friend.’"

Yelena: "That's great if you want her to gag, sure. Try this: 'Hasta la vista, baby.' Simple, direct, and very... final."

Dean: "Nice, but how about: 'I’ll see you in Valhalla.'"

Yelena: "Please, Dean. Let me show you how it’s done: 'I’m too old for this *BLEEP*.' Not a goodbye, but at least it’s got some sass."

Dean: "I’m not calling her old. How about a classic: 'We’ll always have Paris.'"

Yelena: "Sure, if you want to be that cliché. Go big and own it, then: 'I’ve had the time of my life, and I owe it all to you.'"

Dean: "Gross. How about: 'So long, partner.' Simple, hits you right in the feels."

Yelena: "Hits me with nausea. Let me hit you with: 'You go, we go.'"

Dean: "Nah, she went off and we stayed here. Okay, I’m pulling out the big guns: 'YOU'RE MY BOY, BLUE!'"

Yelena: "She’d be offended at being called a boy and blue. How about: 'I’ll see you in another life, when we are both cats.'"

Dean: "That’s just weird and makes no sense. Alright, final one! A classic: 'Stay golden, Ponyboy.'"

Yelena: "Is she a pony, a boy, or golden?"

Dean: "I just told you it's a classic!"

Yelena: "It sucks. Enough with this. I’m Yelena, stuck in the studio with some rando—"

Dean: "I’m Dean—"

Yelena: "No one cares. This has been the news. Everyone go welcome Pam. Now I’m off to find this raccoon bar."