Fandom Radio - Monday 9/2

[the_best_sister]

Good morning. This is Yelena, and nobody bothered to tell me that the squirrels here can write and drink rum. Also, apparently, they know how to bribe people to read their notes on the radio.

So, in town—

irritated chittering and sad porg noises

What? I don’t speak squirrel or weird bird language. Write it out for me... Ah. Well, there are literally only two notes, so I don’t see why—

loud chittering and sad porg noises

Fine! Jeez. Nothing happened at the school and the dorms yesterday. There. Happy? Good.

So, Steven and Detective Watts woke up, snuggled adorably, and talked about having French toast and how wonderful their cat is.

Then the grumpiest person alive, also known as Logan, was working at the Ink Spot. He had two really nice and super cool customers. One of them was Gray, who complimented Logan’s appearance, and the other was—Oh! That was me! Did you hear that, Logan? All the squirrels think I’m super cool and really nice. Aren’t they great? Clearly, they are very into me and very insightful.

Anyhow, this is the independently verified, super cool Yelena with the two pieces of news. And remember, if you see a squirrel with a notebook and a bottle of rum, maybe don’t ask questions. Or do. I’m not your boss. Yelena out.