fandom_radio | Fandom Radio, Monday 8/5

It’s Monday and Anakin is meant to be here and not me but for some reason I’m here to tell you about Sunday.

Leroy, is this because of the talk of gloves yesterday? Or did Anakin put you up to it? Nevermind. It doesn’t matter I’m here so I might as well just get on with this. At least there aren’t many notes.

Nothing from the school because it was a Sunday and nothing from the dorms. Sorry, Porg.

So we’ll discuss what we have from the town. Summer-who-isn’t-my-Summer was at The Perk for coffee. Charlie-who-is-a-different-Charlie was there as well, trying to figure out how he could get off the island and talking on the phone. Summer advised he just wait. I came in for coffee and to check on Summer when I saw her and to see if she was a robot. And then Liliana-who-is-a-squirrel came in. As a squirrel. Which was confusing for not-the-usual-Charlie, understandably, and shocking for not-my-Summer. Also understandably. People who aren’t used to here aren’t used to people being animals, usually, especially ones that can talk. But Liliana and I discussed gloves made of squirrels.

*angry chittering*

None of you were harmed, were you? And you won’t be if you don’t bother her too much.

And then someone named Chloe was looking for Steph but didn’t find her.

Someone named Barbie was at the bakery in the afternoon and confused by drinks being liquid, it seems. I…all right. Someone named Chad was looking for Eleanor and wondered if Barbie was her but she wasn’t, of course, because she was Barbie. Barbie was also not Harley though Arden thought she might be. Arden also explained to Chad that he wouldn’t be able to find Eleanor but offered to give her his number. The-other-Charlie came in to the bakery after leaving the Perk to have more loud phone calls Barbie suggested he try using the door when he asked if she knew how to leave. Chad asked Charlie if he knew Eleanor and Charlie did know another Eleanor but not the one here who Chad was probably looking for. And Arden offered Charlie some advice about leaving the island. Well. She told him he wouldn’t be able to until today, probably.

I certainly hope everyone is back to themselves, now, and back where they belong. Except Anakin who isn’t here where he belongs for some reason but I’m sure he’s fine and probably not a cat again. I’m going to go check on-

*chittering*

Yes, of course her! And I expect I’ll be back here again Wednesday to tell you about things that have happened tomorrow.