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Fandom Radio, Tuesday, March 19th
*sound of door slowly creaking open*
Is she here?
*squirrely chuckles*
No, I'm serious. If she's here, you have to tell me or it's entrapment or something.
*aggrieved chittering*
Okay, okay. Well you can't blame me for being worried. She's weird and I don't need anybody thinking that I--that anything she said was real! Ahem.
Oh. And we're recording already again. Nice. Real nice guys. Anyway, good morning Fandom, this is Arden Finch, alone in the studio and thank the godd--
*indignant chittering*
--except for the squirrels--
*sad porg noises*
--and the porg. Okay, fine, good morning, Fandom, this is Arden Finch, here in the radio station with the squirrels and the porg, and no unexpected visitors, are we all happy now? Okay then, so let's get to the notes, huh? In School, it looks like both Paleobiology and Let's Plan A Heist! were cancelled today. Learn to Have Fun! caught a portal to London and went to a place called Ballie Ballerson-- *snort laugh* --a bar with a ballpit inside. Ooh, that does sound fun! Oh. Uh, Professor Navaan thought so too, so she flung herself into the ballpit, had a bunch of college guys get her beer, and tried to take off her top before Professor Sims stopped her. Okay, so I know that sounds like bullBLEEP after what she said last week about me, but I'm being legit, I swear. And then she showed up a lot more worse for wear for Creative Writing--So Simple Even You Can Do It! and told the class to pick a cocktail recipe and write a scene about it. Or something. You know, I'm not even gonna ask.
I'm once again holding the world's saddest porg intern, so I'm guessing we've got no Dorm notes, so let's move over to Town. Professor Smith was under the weather at Turtle & Canary yesterday, but that didn't stop her from texting with Professor Rand about her weekend - which sounds intense - and their upcoming plans, which I now know about and feel like a creeper, and also Professor Not-The-Rich-One-Stark was really worried about how she was doing and if she was gonna be okay. Leroy, don't even start. Anyway, speaking of Professor Not-The-Rich-One-Stark, he was at the clinic with coffee for the nurses. Professor Vess was cursing at a magic lyre at the Infinite Consortium, but then ended up playing it for awhile, at least until Professor Scientia came by with tarts and everything else about this note is scribbled out which...sure. Mystery Sign Theater Three Thousand was showing Newly Harvested while Ulysses was in a bad mood in the box office. Aww, sorry to hear that Uly. Vi was napping at The Magpie Emporium, Officer McGarrett was listening to everybody in the drunk tank sing a song off-key in the Trooper Station, and Professor Argentum was definitely not late for his shift at the Photo Hut, which I swear to testify, even if they question us separately, sir.
Things were hopping this evening, with Mr. Northman at Devil's Nest. Professor Not-The-Rich-One-Stark dropped by to talk about their weekends, with Mr. Northman spending it keeping an eye on his bar in Lousiana and Professor Not-The-Rich-One-Stark--
*squirrely chittering*
Knock it off, Leroy, you're just saying that because you're jealous.
*more chittering*
Oh. Really? Okay. Sorry Leroy. Still, I'm not going to--look, Professor Not-The-Rich-One-Stark stayed in this weekend and that's all we really need to say about it, okay? Professor Navaan also showed up asking for juice bags, which Mr. Northman figured out meant blood and then they talked a lot about...vampire stuff. Let's just leave it at that. And then she and Professor Not-The-Rich-One-Stark talked about her time in the ballpit. Then, at Ms. Ingram and Professor Amicitia's, she had the day off and made some venison stew about it. When Professor Amicitia got back from running errands, they talked about his plans for remodeling the gym, and Professor Vess teased him about stealing her contractors. Professor Vess brought the lyre from the store to give to Ms. Ingram if she played, before talk strayed to angels. Professor Scientia was in a 'creepily good mood,' my notes say, at least until Professor Vess started teasing him, while Ms. Ingram was very excited to discover he'd brought blueberries. Detective Watts - hi, Detective! - showed up with cinnamon buns and he and Professor Amicitia chatted about how nice warmer weather was, which preach. Better weather was also the topic for Ms. Ingram, but because it leads to the growing season. And he and Professor Vess exchanged vacation stories and I gotta say, Barbados does sound a lot better than the Astrotorium. Professor Argentum showed up with a sleeping Little Miss and talked to Ms. Ingram about the trip she took with Professor Amicitia over the weekend, before Professor Vess showed up to ask him to teach her how to shoot.
And that's the note we'll be leaving on, so that's fun. Have a song to cheer you up, it's a banger of an earworm, let me tell you. You're listening to Bling-Bang-Bang-Born by Crazy Nuts. Have a great day, Fandom!
Is she here?
*squirrely chuckles*
No, I'm serious. If she's here, you have to tell me or it's entrapment or something.
*aggrieved chittering*
Okay, okay. Well you can't blame me for being worried. She's weird and I don't need anybody thinking that I--that anything she said was real! Ahem.
Oh. And we're recording already again. Nice. Real nice guys. Anyway, good morning Fandom, this is Arden Finch, alone in the studio and thank the godd--
*indignant chittering*
--except for the squirrels--
*sad porg noises*
--and the porg. Okay, fine, good morning, Fandom, this is Arden Finch, here in the radio station with the squirrels and the porg, and no unexpected visitors, are we all happy now? Okay then, so let's get to the notes, huh? In School, it looks like both Paleobiology and Let's Plan A Heist! were cancelled today. Learn to Have Fun! caught a portal to London and went to a place called Ballie Ballerson-- *snort laugh* --a bar with a ballpit inside. Ooh, that does sound fun! Oh. Uh, Professor Navaan thought so too, so she flung herself into the ballpit, had a bunch of college guys get her beer, and tried to take off her top before Professor Sims stopped her. Okay, so I know that sounds like bullBLEEP after what she said last week about me, but I'm being legit, I swear. And then she showed up a lot more worse for wear for Creative Writing--So Simple Even You Can Do It! and told the class to pick a cocktail recipe and write a scene about it. Or something. You know, I'm not even gonna ask.
I'm once again holding the world's saddest porg intern, so I'm guessing we've got no Dorm notes, so let's move over to Town. Professor Smith was under the weather at Turtle & Canary yesterday, but that didn't stop her from texting with Professor Rand about her weekend - which sounds intense - and their upcoming plans, which I now know about and feel like a creeper, and also Professor Not-The-Rich-One-Stark was really worried about how she was doing and if she was gonna be okay. Leroy, don't even start. Anyway, speaking of Professor Not-The-Rich-One-Stark, he was at the clinic with coffee for the nurses. Professor Vess was cursing at a magic lyre at the Infinite Consortium, but then ended up playing it for awhile, at least until Professor Scientia came by with tarts and everything else about this note is scribbled out which...sure. Mystery Sign Theater Three Thousand was showing Newly Harvested while Ulysses was in a bad mood in the box office. Aww, sorry to hear that Uly. Vi was napping at The Magpie Emporium, Officer McGarrett was listening to everybody in the drunk tank sing a song off-key in the Trooper Station, and Professor Argentum was definitely not late for his shift at the Photo Hut, which I swear to testify, even if they question us separately, sir.
Things were hopping this evening, with Mr. Northman at Devil's Nest. Professor Not-The-Rich-One-Stark dropped by to talk about their weekends, with Mr. Northman spending it keeping an eye on his bar in Lousiana and Professor Not-The-Rich-One-Stark--
*squirrely chittering*
Knock it off, Leroy, you're just saying that because you're jealous.
*more chittering*
Oh. Really? Okay. Sorry Leroy. Still, I'm not going to--look, Professor Not-The-Rich-One-Stark stayed in this weekend and that's all we really need to say about it, okay? Professor Navaan also showed up asking for juice bags, which Mr. Northman figured out meant blood and then they talked a lot about...vampire stuff. Let's just leave it at that. And then she and Professor Not-The-Rich-One-Stark talked about her time in the ballpit. Then, at Ms. Ingram and Professor Amicitia's, she had the day off and made some venison stew about it. When Professor Amicitia got back from running errands, they talked about his plans for remodeling the gym, and Professor Vess teased him about stealing her contractors. Professor Vess brought the lyre from the store to give to Ms. Ingram if she played, before talk strayed to angels. Professor Scientia was in a 'creepily good mood,' my notes say, at least until Professor Vess started teasing him, while Ms. Ingram was very excited to discover he'd brought blueberries. Detective Watts - hi, Detective! - showed up with cinnamon buns and he and Professor Amicitia chatted about how nice warmer weather was, which preach. Better weather was also the topic for Ms. Ingram, but because it leads to the growing season. And he and Professor Vess exchanged vacation stories and I gotta say, Barbados does sound a lot better than the Astrotorium. Professor Argentum showed up with a sleeping Little Miss and talked to Ms. Ingram about the trip she took with Professor Amicitia over the weekend, before Professor Vess showed up to ask him to teach her how to shoot.
And that's the note we'll be leaving on, so that's fun. Have a song to cheer you up, it's a banger of an earworm, let me tell you. You're listening to Bling-Bang-Bang-Born by Crazy Nuts. Have a great day, Fandom!