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Fandom Radio, Tuesday, January 30th
Well, I'm not singing, so I guess this week is an improvement. Let's just get right to it, huh? I've got things to do and people to see--
*chittering*
What do you mean, what am I talking about? I'm just saying, I have plans and I don't wanna be here all day.
*distinctly skeptical chittering*
I do too have a life! I do lots of things! I talk to plenty of people!
*the squirrely equivalent of 'Sure, Jan'*
Well...what do you know anyway?!
*pointed silence*
Right...you're the nosy radio squirrels that spy on everyone and everything for literally no reason other than to be creepers. Whatever. Gimme the notes.
Hi Fandom, this is your Tuesday broadcaster, Arden Finch, and I swear I'm not always a rampaging BEEP, but the squirrels don't make it easy to stay chill. Anyway, here I am to bring you all the news of yesterday, which included nothing weird so let's all take a moment to appreciate that!
So, starting with School as per usual, Paleobiology! - renamed with an exclamation point to fit in with the rest of the Monday classes - discussed paleozoology and macroscopic remains like fossils and teeth and stuff. This got Professor Vess really excited for skeletons, but Professor Cutter said she had to wait until next week.
*WHOMP WHOMP*
You guys should not be allowed to have sound effects, just sayin'. Let's Plan A Heist! brainstormed how to remove fake jewelry from a fake museum, and any resemblance to a real museum is strictly coincidental. In Let's Have Fun! they went to Theodric's here in town - now I'm jealous - and spent an hour relaxing with massages and in saunas and hot tubs. I wonder if I can convince Tanizaki-sensei that we should go to a spa for class. Spa words are everyday conversation, right? Creative Writing--So Simple Even You Can Do It! (Probably) had a movie day, because Professor Navaan left a note saying she was very hungover after drinking with the raccoons.
*Several seconds of silence*
Yeah, okay, I definitely got nothing for that. Moving on, I've once more giving sad porg cuddles, so I'm gonna guess there are no Dorm notes, so we can just hop right over to Town. You know, if you hold the notes for me, you can stay in my lap--thank you, you're a very good intern porg. Um, right, so starting off with Turtle and Canary, Mr. Nahasapeemapetilon was celebrating National Curmudgeon Day, but ah, Professor Smith didn't seem to notice for most of the day. Whoops. At the Photo Hut, Professor Argentum was trying to get a head start on paperwork, but there wasn't any to be found. Mrs. Argentum came down with Little Miss, and they talked about Little Miss's upcoming first birthday and what Mrs. Argentum would do with a day without paperwork. Relax, probably? Over at Diaz & Ass, Professor Diaz got a new printer, but got far more into popping the bubblewrap it came in, which: valid. Things were much busier at Blackstone Foundry and Forge, where Professor Blackstone had a bunch of orders to work on. Though things were paused when Ms. Adler showed up and they started talking about plans for the holiday, including ah--
*Minor sputtering*
Um. A competition! Yup! Just a friendly competition, nothing more to say about it, anyway moving right along to the Magpie Emporium! Vi was checking out a new RPG about cats and cosmic horrors, which sounds dope as hell, actually. Steph visited with lunch and they talked about the kind of cats they'll be, based off the type of cats they turn into...wait are they werecats?
*superior sounding chittering*
No, that sometimes 'just happens?' I...yeah, okay. You know, sure. That may as well happen, too. Though Steph tempted fate by saying at least they didn't turn into ponies. Which, you know, has some 'famous last words' vibes and the squirrels are trying not to snicker and I just don't like the implications of that. The Trooper Station saw Officer McGarrett playing Minesweeper and I'd say something about tax dollars at work, but I'm not sure anybody on this island pays taxes, so like, sure. A gremlin came into Covent Garden to drop off puzzles, which was weird since it's a flower shop, but Ms. Ingram wasn't about to argue with it, nor should she. Over at The Infinite Consortium, Professor Vess and some haunted armor put up a giant star-shaped suncatcher in the window along with a sign about not letting it catch anything on fire, which is a sentence I'm pretty sure has never been said before, so yay me. And the raccoon was back at The Magic Box and Mr. Waugh nicknamed it Cary before they drank together. And the Clinic had Professor Not-The-Rich-Guy-Stark giving an anti-smoking PSA, by way of Stabby the crab having a coughing fit.
Evening in town was also busy, with Mr. Tiny at The Devil's Nest dressed in a kilt and offering Mr. Northman...haggis-flavored stout?! Okay, ew, that's gotta be some kind of...I dunno. Health hazard or something. And at Ms. Ingram's weekly gathering, she was feeling a little la--ahem, I mean, she wanted to rightfully relax and so ordered pizza for the group. God, squirrels, you can be so judgy. She and Professor Amicitia discussed possible birthday gifts for Professor Scientia - and no, I'm not reading what - before Ms. Ingram showed her appreciation for the hair treatments he got at the spa and wow are we just zooming onto the next note! Professor Vess asked Professor Amicitia if they had any drinks in the house because she scared Professor Scientia with her financials and somehow that turned into him discovering that she's immortal. Neat. Look, I'm just not even surprised anymore. Immortals, werecats, vampires, it's all whatever to me now.
Professor Vess was skeptical about the pizza, which just goes to show that even being immortal doesn't mean you know everything, and she made Ms. Ingram some tea. She mentioned to Professor Scientia that she was just going to go back to her home plane or whatever tomorrow, and they made plans for the weekend, at least until he found out she didn't open her mail from her accountant. And, as if that weren't enough, Ms. Ingram followed it up with teasing him about having Cup Noodle tee-em for dinner. Also, it was Professor Argentum's first night at the gathering, of course bringing Little Miss along with him, in what the squirrels assure me was a very cute ensemble, and apparently Professor Vess agreed, as did Ms. Ingram. Mrs. Argentum was there, too, and she was excited for pizza, though apparently isn't a fan of vanilla ice cream.
And that's all I've got for notes today, so I'll leave you with Me Necesita by PRETTYMUCH and CNCO, because who said English was the only language to dance to?
*chittering*
What do you mean, what am I talking about? I'm just saying, I have plans and I don't wanna be here all day.
*distinctly skeptical chittering*
I do too have a life! I do lots of things! I talk to plenty of people!
*the squirrely equivalent of 'Sure, Jan'*
Well...what do you know anyway?!
*pointed silence*
Right...you're the nosy radio squirrels that spy on everyone and everything for literally no reason other than to be creepers. Whatever. Gimme the notes.
Hi Fandom, this is your Tuesday broadcaster, Arden Finch, and I swear I'm not always a rampaging BEEP, but the squirrels don't make it easy to stay chill. Anyway, here I am to bring you all the news of yesterday, which included nothing weird so let's all take a moment to appreciate that!
So, starting with School as per usual, Paleobiology! - renamed with an exclamation point to fit in with the rest of the Monday classes - discussed paleozoology and macroscopic remains like fossils and teeth and stuff. This got Professor Vess really excited for skeletons, but Professor Cutter said she had to wait until next week.
*WHOMP WHOMP*
You guys should not be allowed to have sound effects, just sayin'. Let's Plan A Heist! brainstormed how to remove fake jewelry from a fake museum, and any resemblance to a real museum is strictly coincidental. In Let's Have Fun! they went to Theodric's here in town - now I'm jealous - and spent an hour relaxing with massages and in saunas and hot tubs. I wonder if I can convince Tanizaki-sensei that we should go to a spa for class. Spa words are everyday conversation, right? Creative Writing--So Simple Even You Can Do It! (Probably) had a movie day, because Professor Navaan left a note saying she was very hungover after drinking with the raccoons.
*Several seconds of silence*
Yeah, okay, I definitely got nothing for that. Moving on, I've once more giving sad porg cuddles, so I'm gonna guess there are no Dorm notes, so we can just hop right over to Town. You know, if you hold the notes for me, you can stay in my lap--thank you, you're a very good intern porg. Um, right, so starting off with Turtle and Canary, Mr. Nahasapeemapetilon was celebrating National Curmudgeon Day, but ah, Professor Smith didn't seem to notice for most of the day. Whoops. At the Photo Hut, Professor Argentum was trying to get a head start on paperwork, but there wasn't any to be found. Mrs. Argentum came down with Little Miss, and they talked about Little Miss's upcoming first birthday and what Mrs. Argentum would do with a day without paperwork. Relax, probably? Over at Diaz & Ass, Professor Diaz got a new printer, but got far more into popping the bubblewrap it came in, which: valid. Things were much busier at Blackstone Foundry and Forge, where Professor Blackstone had a bunch of orders to work on. Though things were paused when Ms. Adler showed up and they started talking about plans for the holiday, including ah--
*Minor sputtering*
Um. A competition! Yup! Just a friendly competition, nothing more to say about it, anyway moving right along to the Magpie Emporium! Vi was checking out a new RPG about cats and cosmic horrors, which sounds dope as hell, actually. Steph visited with lunch and they talked about the kind of cats they'll be, based off the type of cats they turn into...wait are they werecats?
*superior sounding chittering*
No, that sometimes 'just happens?' I...yeah, okay. You know, sure. That may as well happen, too. Though Steph tempted fate by saying at least they didn't turn into ponies. Which, you know, has some 'famous last words' vibes and the squirrels are trying not to snicker and I just don't like the implications of that. The Trooper Station saw Officer McGarrett playing Minesweeper and I'd say something about tax dollars at work, but I'm not sure anybody on this island pays taxes, so like, sure. A gremlin came into Covent Garden to drop off puzzles, which was weird since it's a flower shop, but Ms. Ingram wasn't about to argue with it, nor should she. Over at The Infinite Consortium, Professor Vess and some haunted armor put up a giant star-shaped suncatcher in the window along with a sign about not letting it catch anything on fire, which is a sentence I'm pretty sure has never been said before, so yay me. And the raccoon was back at The Magic Box and Mr. Waugh nicknamed it Cary before they drank together. And the Clinic had Professor Not-The-Rich-Guy-Stark giving an anti-smoking PSA, by way of Stabby the crab having a coughing fit.
Evening in town was also busy, with Mr. Tiny at The Devil's Nest dressed in a kilt and offering Mr. Northman...haggis-flavored stout?! Okay, ew, that's gotta be some kind of...I dunno. Health hazard or something. And at Ms. Ingram's weekly gathering, she was feeling a little la--ahem, I mean, she wanted to rightfully relax and so ordered pizza for the group. God, squirrels, you can be so judgy. She and Professor Amicitia discussed possible birthday gifts for Professor Scientia - and no, I'm not reading what - before Ms. Ingram showed her appreciation for the hair treatments he got at the spa and wow are we just zooming onto the next note! Professor Vess asked Professor Amicitia if they had any drinks in the house because she scared Professor Scientia with her financials and somehow that turned into him discovering that she's immortal. Neat. Look, I'm just not even surprised anymore. Immortals, werecats, vampires, it's all whatever to me now.
Professor Vess was skeptical about the pizza, which just goes to show that even being immortal doesn't mean you know everything, and she made Ms. Ingram some tea. She mentioned to Professor Scientia that she was just going to go back to her home plane or whatever tomorrow, and they made plans for the weekend, at least until he found out she didn't open her mail from her accountant. And, as if that weren't enough, Ms. Ingram followed it up with teasing him about having Cup Noodle tee-em for dinner. Also, it was Professor Argentum's first night at the gathering, of course bringing Little Miss along with him, in what the squirrels assure me was a very cute ensemble, and apparently Professor Vess agreed, as did Ms. Ingram. Mrs. Argentum was there, too, and she was excited for pizza, though apparently isn't a fan of vanilla ice cream.
And that's all I've got for notes today, so I'll leave you with Me Necesita by PRETTYMUCH and CNCO, because who said English was the only language to dance to?