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Fandom Radio [Thursday, 1-17-08]
*sound of bustling and squirrel chittering*
Cable: I don't have the time for this.
Deadpool: Aww, they dragged you here too?
Cable: Figuratively.
Deadpool: ...you know, that doesn't make you sound mysterious. It just sounds weird.
Cable: I'm not trying to sound mysterious. They're persistant.
Deadpool: Suuuure you aren't. We all believe you, isn't that right squirrels?
*more chittering*
Cable: I'm not.
School
Deadpool: I've missed this! It's been ages since I was kidnapped by squirrels. Oh, my furry little friends who don't try to beat me up with a superhero of the Squirrel variety. Today, Tactics version 2.0 talked about resource management. Which just sounds boring if you ask me. Can't there be a more fun topic? Like sniping? Nothing is more fun using a high powered rifle to assassinate people.
Not that I do that anymore.
Cable: Of course.
Deadpool: Anyway, they chatted and took notes. still boring. Aaaaand had to answer what resources mean to them. Can I say boring again. River was there as the TA, and she's just a little peach, isn't she? I should see if Aly needs me to help with the cheerleading again... And then she talked to Kerrigan about someone named Bob.
The guy with the Blog?
Cable: No. There's no HYDRA presence in Fandom.
Deadpool: Yet. No HYDRA presence yet. Bridge, not the object, I think and Z apologized for missing class. But, really, shouldn't be in trouble because I know Z had a good reason.
Everyone's favorite French Canadian had class, teaching-- you guessed it, French. Probably was all snooty about it too. Handouts were turned in as well. Snootily.
Cable: It's a skill.
Deadpool: Ethics Class today went and played Two truths and a lie. Did they also play lite as a feather, stiff as a board? The students then tried to figure out what Anakin's lie was. My guess? That his hair is naturally that way. It's too perfect, damn it. Then they took turns guessing each other's lies. Anything involving hookers in Mexico, I'mma go out on a limb and say it's a lie. There was answering of questions too. Fun, fun. Jo, who is not my minions, despite being adorable as well was there as TA. And on a cheery note, Karal talked to Anakin about life sucking.
Cable: Probably a vital topic in Ethics class. Fandom Invasions dealt with well-documented Fandom phenomena such as Locker 327, gremlins, and a squirrel.
*chittering*
Cable: No. The students took notes, then examined simulations of Locker 327, a gremlin and, again, a squirrel.
*more chittering*
Cable: No. The news is going to be read with care and respect.
Deadpool: Mostly because everyone is afraid of Squirrel Girl. Even Nate here.
*more chittering*
Cable: Or I'll throw you into the ocean.
*silence*
Cable: I'm glad we agree. Have some rum.
Deadpool: ...do I get some?
Cable: Because what you need is more alcohol...
*chittering*
Cable: Whichever you prefer. Michael learns of the usefulness of rum. The squirrels agree. Lucas asked for a retraction of recent rumors regarding him and Sam. The squirrel disagreed with the notion. He did, however, supply Ino with information as to how best be bribed. He then attempted cross-species relations when he asked out Teyla. Although I approve of the principle of interspecies communication, there are better ways. Johnny also asks for a retraction, claiming that he isn't a harlot.
Deadpool: Which John is this? There are twenty, aren't there?
Cable: The harlot.
Deadpool: ...with the--- hair?
Cable: They all have hair.
Deadpool: If you met him, you'd know what I was talking about. It's sentient.
Cable: As long as it doesn't try to take over the world...
Finally, the teaching assistant keeps an eye on the squirrel - probably a good idea - as well as, I hope, Professor Winchester. Conflict Management defines types of conflict. It's an important skill to master if we want to move forwards into the future, so I hope the students were paying attention. The teaching assistant and Professor Wilson -- not Wade -- were also available.
Deadpool: NAME BUDDY!
Cable: I'm sure he appreciates the shout-out. Professor Juli drinks coffee during her office hours, as does Professor Petrelli, who's mistaken for another Nathan by Professor Suresh. It's probably a clone. Professor Tozier also has office hours. Finishing up, there was nothing of interest at the office. I'm sure. Bridge opened the library, where he spoke to the librarian and Sky, while Aly had study hall. And coffee. With you. I'm sorry about your stomach, Aly...
Dorms
Cable: In the dorms, Mel is snacking and watching television. Cassandra wanders in in search of marshmallows, and there's some kind of conflict about Fritos...
Deadpool: Mmmm, Fritos... Michael 'happens' by Ino's room and they talk. Suuure. No touching the minion-by-proxy, kid!
Cable: She isn't a minion.
Deadpool: Po-TAY-to, po-TAH-to. Also talking to Ino were Lana, who complained that Ino missed a lesson. Hey! She was helping out with coma-Pete here! And Creepy Mcninja showed up as well. And was creepy. But that's just a guess. I'm just throwing it out there.
Cable: I'm keeping an eye on him.
Deadpool: Good! But not in a creepy way. You get creepy about that too.
Cable: I'm just covering all the angles.
Deadpool: Creepy. Triela unpacks and moves into her room finally. Where was she living? At the hotel? Because I'm pretty sure kids aren't allowed to do that. Pretty sure. John, no word on if he has evil hair, and Jaina have a pajama date and she apparently is trying to get John-maybe-evil-hair about a half naked lap dance for Gavin.
...
Seriously?
Cable: Whatever works for them.
Deadpool: Lap dances are for strip clubs only, kids. And now you know.
Cable: Important news for our universe's psychopath population.
Deadpool: All two of us represented here.
Cable: I was referring to the women.
Deadpool: Dom? Dom and Elektra, right? Oh! And your mom?
Cable: Dom isn't a psychopath. *pause* Let's not talk about my mother.
Deadpool: It was that bondage outfit she liked. Kinda seals the deal on the creepy.
Cable: Please stop.
*snickering and chittering*
Cable: *sigh* Karal grooms his horse, where he introduces Liir to the horse and inducts him into his family with the rituals of his home. He's then also introduced to Inara. In her room, Makoto writes a letter, and meets Demyx. Meanwhile, Teyla deals with Romeo's nightmares...
Deadpool: Aaaaand--- well that's just wrong. Nate, you need to be creepy because Ino and El Creepo Ninjo are doing naughty things. Naughty things that will end in punched creepy ninjas.
Cable: ...Ino? We need to talk.
Town
Cable: Sokka opens Turtle & Canary with a sale on plastic sheeting and dessert toppings. I won't ask. Lucas deals with hygiene concerns at Wonders of the World. I opened the Wellspring Arms while Melody did the same for Groovy Tunes. There were some overshipping issues, but I'm sure it wasn't anything that couldn't be dealt with. Mary opened the Arms Hotel, while Ami took care of business at the Magic Box. At Pixie Dust, which I still need to visit, Donut shops for clothing that isn't armor. It's important to have options. Mary is visited by George-Michael later in the day.
Deadpool: I always wonder if he's going to be caught in a men's room and arrested, you know?
Cable: It's not the same George-Michael.
Deadpool: Fine, ruin my fun with former popstars and their little problems with the po-po.
Cable: Someone has to.
Deadpool: And that, boys and girls, is why Nate is a killjoy.
Cable: I'm not a killjoy.
Deadpool: Then what are you being, oh killjoy-y one?
Cable: Keeping you from getting sued for slander.
Deadpool: Oh, puh-lease! If i haven't been sued for the ...eathstroke-day, I won't get sued by George-Micheal.
Cable: You said that last time, too...
Deadpool: ...shut up.
Cable: Wade... I'm curious... How did you get all those mooses in there?
Deadpool: Well, you see, it takes a lot of careful planning and--- Hey! I'm not talking about this with you now! Not about the Gogurts and not the mooses!
Cable: I didn't know it was on the list.
Deadpool: It is now! I will add it once I get home!
Cable: I'm wondering because I had to take care of the mess you made. A.J. and Andrew have a perfectly innocent discussion--
*chittering*
Cable: I appreciate you voicing your concerns, blonde squirrel, but I know what I'm doing. They talk about dates, after which Peter Petrelli and Ronan have one, and brains break under the force of fried Mars bars. I didn't know those were a threat.
Deadpool: Mmm, fried anything is a treat! The ever adorable Robin opened up Caritas tonight and got a visit from...
Seriously?
What kind of squirrel write this?
*sigh*
...Hot Mountie. Come on people! Leather pants don't make... wait. How did I miss mocking the leather pants?! Damn coma.
Cable: I'm sure you'll find a way.
Deadpool: I can and will! And it seems the clinic was all... empty for some reason this morning when the nurse was there. No clue why. And then this evening had the precocious Doogie watching international news. Oh! Was there anything about the primaries?
Which, I suppose is actually local news, but it's important, right? I endorse which ever is edgier. Though Hillary has that certain charm that comes from a pantsuit. Reminds me of a young Janet Reno.
Cable: I'm a little worried about her international policies.
Deadpool: But she's so foxy!
Cable: Which is a vital attribute required to function as the leader of the world's most powerful democratic state...
Deadpool: You know, you're ruining my vision of a Utopian society that doesn't involve you as a hippie.
Cable: I've never been a hippie. They aren't sufficiently armed for progress...
Deadpool: And, really, there are no hippie X-men, which is sad for such a diverse team. Nate, shouldn't you have talked tot hem about that when you were still on the team? Or did you count as the hippie? With your long luxurious hair.
Cable: I was a little busy at the time.
Deadpool: Doing what? Braiding Viccy's hair?
Cable: Helping a world that hates and fear us. Saving lives where we could. Shooting Creed out of a torpedo tube...
Deadpool: ...I missed this?!
Cable: You were busy, too...
Deadpool: I'm crushed! Viccy! Torpedo!
Cable: I'll tell you about it on the way back.
Cable: I don't have the time for this.
Deadpool: Aww, they dragged you here too?
Cable: Figuratively.
Deadpool: ...you know, that doesn't make you sound mysterious. It just sounds weird.
Cable: I'm not trying to sound mysterious. They're persistant.
Deadpool: Suuuure you aren't. We all believe you, isn't that right squirrels?
*more chittering*
Cable: I'm not.
School
Deadpool: I've missed this! It's been ages since I was kidnapped by squirrels. Oh, my furry little friends who don't try to beat me up with a superhero of the Squirrel variety. Today, Tactics version 2.0 talked about resource management. Which just sounds boring if you ask me. Can't there be a more fun topic? Like sniping? Nothing is more fun using a high powered rifle to assassinate people.
Not that I do that anymore.
Cable: Of course.
Deadpool: Anyway, they chatted and took notes. still boring. Aaaaand had to answer what resources mean to them. Can I say boring again. River was there as the TA, and she's just a little peach, isn't she? I should see if Aly needs me to help with the cheerleading again... And then she talked to Kerrigan about someone named Bob.
The guy with the Blog?
Cable: No. There's no HYDRA presence in Fandom.
Deadpool: Yet. No HYDRA presence yet. Bridge, not the object, I think and Z apologized for missing class. But, really, shouldn't be in trouble because I know Z had a good reason.
Everyone's favorite French Canadian had class, teaching-- you guessed it, French. Probably was all snooty about it too. Handouts were turned in as well. Snootily.
Cable: It's a skill.
Deadpool: Ethics Class today went and played Two truths and a lie. Did they also play lite as a feather, stiff as a board? The students then tried to figure out what Anakin's lie was. My guess? That his hair is naturally that way. It's too perfect, damn it. Then they took turns guessing each other's lies. Anything involving hookers in Mexico, I'mma go out on a limb and say it's a lie. There was answering of questions too. Fun, fun. Jo, who is not my minions, despite being adorable as well was there as TA. And on a cheery note, Karal talked to Anakin about life sucking.
Cable: Probably a vital topic in Ethics class. Fandom Invasions dealt with well-documented Fandom phenomena such as Locker 327, gremlins, and a squirrel.
*chittering*
Cable: No. The students took notes, then examined simulations of Locker 327, a gremlin and, again, a squirrel.
*more chittering*
Cable: No. The news is going to be read with care and respect.
Deadpool: Mostly because everyone is afraid of Squirrel Girl. Even Nate here.
*more chittering*
Cable: Or I'll throw you into the ocean.
*silence*
Cable: I'm glad we agree. Have some rum.
Deadpool: ...do I get some?
Cable: Because what you need is more alcohol...
*chittering*
Cable: Whichever you prefer. Michael learns of the usefulness of rum. The squirrels agree. Lucas asked for a retraction of recent rumors regarding him and Sam. The squirrel disagreed with the notion. He did, however, supply Ino with information as to how best be bribed. He then attempted cross-species relations when he asked out Teyla. Although I approve of the principle of interspecies communication, there are better ways. Johnny also asks for a retraction, claiming that he isn't a harlot.
Deadpool: Which John is this? There are twenty, aren't there?
Cable: The harlot.
Deadpool: ...with the--- hair?
Cable: They all have hair.
Deadpool: If you met him, you'd know what I was talking about. It's sentient.
Cable: As long as it doesn't try to take over the world...
Finally, the teaching assistant keeps an eye on the squirrel - probably a good idea - as well as, I hope, Professor Winchester. Conflict Management defines types of conflict. It's an important skill to master if we want to move forwards into the future, so I hope the students were paying attention. The teaching assistant and Professor Wilson -- not Wade -- were also available.
Deadpool: NAME BUDDY!
Cable: I'm sure he appreciates the shout-out. Professor Juli drinks coffee during her office hours, as does Professor Petrelli, who's mistaken for another Nathan by Professor Suresh. It's probably a clone. Professor Tozier also has office hours. Finishing up, there was nothing of interest at the office. I'm sure. Bridge opened the library, where he spoke to the librarian and Sky, while Aly had study hall. And coffee. With you. I'm sorry about your stomach, Aly...
Dorms
Cable: In the dorms, Mel is snacking and watching television. Cassandra wanders in in search of marshmallows, and there's some kind of conflict about Fritos...
Deadpool: Mmmm, Fritos... Michael 'happens' by Ino's room and they talk. Suuure. No touching the minion-by-proxy, kid!
Cable: She isn't a minion.
Deadpool: Po-TAY-to, po-TAH-to. Also talking to Ino were Lana, who complained that Ino missed a lesson. Hey! She was helping out with coma-Pete here! And Creepy Mcninja showed up as well. And was creepy. But that's just a guess. I'm just throwing it out there.
Cable: I'm keeping an eye on him.
Deadpool: Good! But not in a creepy way. You get creepy about that too.
Cable: I'm just covering all the angles.
Deadpool: Creepy. Triela unpacks and moves into her room finally. Where was she living? At the hotel? Because I'm pretty sure kids aren't allowed to do that. Pretty sure. John, no word on if he has evil hair, and Jaina have a pajama date and she apparently is trying to get John-maybe-evil-hair about a half naked lap dance for Gavin.
...
Seriously?
Cable: Whatever works for them.
Deadpool: Lap dances are for strip clubs only, kids. And now you know.
Cable: Important news for our universe's psychopath population.
Deadpool: All two of us represented here.
Cable: I was referring to the women.
Deadpool: Dom? Dom and Elektra, right? Oh! And your mom?
Cable: Dom isn't a psychopath. *pause* Let's not talk about my mother.
Deadpool: It was that bondage outfit she liked. Kinda seals the deal on the creepy.
Cable: Please stop.
*snickering and chittering*
Cable: *sigh* Karal grooms his horse, where he introduces Liir to the horse and inducts him into his family with the rituals of his home. He's then also introduced to Inara. In her room, Makoto writes a letter, and meets Demyx. Meanwhile, Teyla deals with Romeo's nightmares...
Deadpool: Aaaaand--- well that's just wrong. Nate, you need to be creepy because Ino and El Creepo Ninjo are doing naughty things. Naughty things that will end in punched creepy ninjas.
Cable: ...Ino? We need to talk.
Town
Cable: Sokka opens Turtle & Canary with a sale on plastic sheeting and dessert toppings. I won't ask. Lucas deals with hygiene concerns at Wonders of the World. I opened the Wellspring Arms while Melody did the same for Groovy Tunes. There were some overshipping issues, but I'm sure it wasn't anything that couldn't be dealt with. Mary opened the Arms Hotel, while Ami took care of business at the Magic Box. At Pixie Dust, which I still need to visit, Donut shops for clothing that isn't armor. It's important to have options. Mary is visited by George-Michael later in the day.
Deadpool: I always wonder if he's going to be caught in a men's room and arrested, you know?
Cable: It's not the same George-Michael.
Deadpool: Fine, ruin my fun with former popstars and their little problems with the po-po.
Cable: Someone has to.
Deadpool: And that, boys and girls, is why Nate is a killjoy.
Cable: I'm not a killjoy.
Deadpool: Then what are you being, oh killjoy-y one?
Cable: Keeping you from getting sued for slander.
Deadpool: Oh, puh-lease! If i haven't been sued for the ...eathstroke-day, I won't get sued by George-Micheal.
Cable: You said that last time, too...
Deadpool: ...shut up.
Cable: Wade... I'm curious... How did you get all those mooses in there?
Deadpool: Well, you see, it takes a lot of careful planning and--- Hey! I'm not talking about this with you now! Not about the Gogurts and not the mooses!
Cable: I didn't know it was on the list.
Deadpool: It is now! I will add it once I get home!
Cable: I'm wondering because I had to take care of the mess you made. A.J. and Andrew have a perfectly innocent discussion--
*chittering*
Cable: I appreciate you voicing your concerns, blonde squirrel, but I know what I'm doing. They talk about dates, after which Peter Petrelli and Ronan have one, and brains break under the force of fried Mars bars. I didn't know those were a threat.
Deadpool: Mmm, fried anything is a treat! The ever adorable Robin opened up Caritas tonight and got a visit from...
Seriously?
What kind of squirrel write this?
*sigh*
...Hot Mountie. Come on people! Leather pants don't make... wait. How did I miss mocking the leather pants?! Damn coma.
Cable: I'm sure you'll find a way.
Deadpool: I can and will! And it seems the clinic was all... empty for some reason this morning when the nurse was there. No clue why. And then this evening had the precocious Doogie watching international news. Oh! Was there anything about the primaries?
Which, I suppose is actually local news, but it's important, right? I endorse which ever is edgier. Though Hillary has that certain charm that comes from a pantsuit. Reminds me of a young Janet Reno.
Cable: I'm a little worried about her international policies.
Deadpool: But she's so foxy!
Cable: Which is a vital attribute required to function as the leader of the world's most powerful democratic state...
Deadpool: You know, you're ruining my vision of a Utopian society that doesn't involve you as a hippie.
Cable: I've never been a hippie. They aren't sufficiently armed for progress...
Deadpool: And, really, there are no hippie X-men, which is sad for such a diverse team. Nate, shouldn't you have talked tot hem about that when you were still on the team? Or did you count as the hippie? With your long luxurious hair.
Cable: I was a little busy at the time.
Deadpool: Doing what? Braiding Viccy's hair?
Cable: Helping a world that hates and fear us. Saving lives where we could. Shooting Creed out of a torpedo tube...
Deadpool: ...I missed this?!
Cable: You were busy, too...
Deadpool: I'm crushed! Viccy! Torpedo!
Cable: I'll tell you about it on the way back.