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fandom_radio2024-01-23 10:17 pm
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Fandom Radio, Wednesday 1/24
Sit down, John! Sit down, John!
For God's sake, John, sit down!
Sit down, John! Sit down, John!
For God's sake, John, sit down!
Someone oughta open up a window!
It's ninety degrees!
Have mercy, John, please
It's hot as hell
In Philadel-
Phia!
Someone oughta open up a window!
I say vote yes! Vote yes! Vote for independency!
Someone oughta open up a window!
I say vote yes!
Sit down, John!
Vote for independency!
Someone oughta open up a window!
No, no, no!
Too many flies! Too many flies!
But it's hot as hell
In Philadel-
Phia!
Someone oughta open up a window!
Can't we compromise here?
Vote yes!
No, too many flies here!
Vote yes!
Oh, for God's sake, John, sit down!
Good God! Consider yourselves fortunate that you have John
Adams to abuse, for no sane man would tolerate it!
John, you're a bore;
We've heard this before
Now for God's sake, John, sit down!
I say vote yes!
No!
Vote yes!
No!
Vote for independency!
Someone oughta open up a window!
I say vote yes!
Sit down, John!
Vote for independency!
Will someone shut that man up?
Never!
Never!
*microphone feedback*
*chittering*
What do you mean I am late, young squirrel? I am not late! I simply needed time to prepare my 1-bird rendition of this musical!
*chittering* Well, I suppose, yes, I could read yesterday’s news before resuming my performance. Very well! Let us begin with the news of yesterday!
In the school, classes began with Diplomacy, Relationships & Tactics: the Art of War discussing, and singing, of the issue with prolonged warfare. In the Cupcake of Good and Evil sang of the importance of following recipes. Yes, that is quite important. Recipes must always be followed or else you will find yourself compared to my Swedish coworker. It appears that the instructors also sang to each other in what Leroy is adamant was an “extremely embarrassing fashion.” Young squirrel, you are biased! During Art in STEM, Captain Rogers hummed his signature song before introducing his students to various unusual instruments. And in Shop Class Madame Blackstone sang of her myriad talents! Alas, those talents do not include keeping Beaker out of her classes.
The young porg is distressed at the lack of notes from the dorms as he so often is. Students! You must do better for the sake of this porg!
Now we shall move on to the town. Porg, did you at least get to cover the boarding house? That is something like a dorm! Although, unfortunately, it houses Gonzo who performed for his poor unsuspecting housemates. I am sorry for those of you who had to witness it, including Miss Rasputin who inexplicably seemed to enjoy it and Mr. Spector who wisely did not. Good man!
Wisely, Marc then chose to have a drink and go to bed to avoid more singing. Very wise. I approve!
In other news of town homes, Cutter and Connor sang to each other before singing on some sort of official call. Bad form, young men! Control yourselves!
Oh my, I see that Detective Watts and Steven also sang and danced with each other in the morning before Gonzo’s nonsense in the boarding house.
And on a boat, Mr. Crocker was singing about feeling quite down before Miss Blake brought him refreshments. Just the thing to lift the spirits, well done! And Mr. Morningstar joined in the singing in a more upbeat way.
Aloy was hard at work, a fine way to spend a morning! Unfortunately her work was interrupted by singing and less unfortunately by a visit from Beta.
In business related news, the gnomes of Portalocity obtained some shockingly illicit documents for Mr. Rand who celebrated with a song.
There were several songs performed at Atlas Gym including “Physical” which sounds inappropriate! The usual visitors in arrived as well, in the form of Miss Smith, Stark, and Miss Ingram who sang to and with Mr. Amicitia.
Mr. Scientia was interrupted in his singing by a legal notice. Was it Joseph? Joseph can be so problematic! He was also interrupted by the arrival of Miss Vess who sang at him before they sang love songs to each other. Hmmpf. So much sappiness in the air along with copious amounts of glitter. Squirrels! My costumes do not require glitter!
Miss Ingram sang a song of trees, very respectable, while at Plant Parenthood. And Miss Gale sang of a mysterious auntie while working at Groovy Tunes.
Finally, I have a note that Mr. Lester spent his time at work singing about how he is a creep. An interesting choice!
Now, denizens of Fandom, I must resume my performance! I have several songs left to get through!
*throat clearing*
*frantic chittering*
*dead air*
For God's sake, John, sit down!
Sit down, John! Sit down, John!
For God's sake, John, sit down!
Someone oughta open up a window!
It's ninety degrees!
Have mercy, John, please
It's hot as hell
In Philadel-
Phia!
Someone oughta open up a window!
I say vote yes! Vote yes! Vote for independency!
Someone oughta open up a window!
I say vote yes!
Sit down, John!
Vote for independency!
Someone oughta open up a window!
No, no, no!
Too many flies! Too many flies!
But it's hot as hell
In Philadel-
Phia!
Someone oughta open up a window!
Can't we compromise here?
Vote yes!
No, too many flies here!
Vote yes!
Oh, for God's sake, John, sit down!
Good God! Consider yourselves fortunate that you have John
Adams to abuse, for no sane man would tolerate it!
John, you're a bore;
We've heard this before
Now for God's sake, John, sit down!
I say vote yes!
No!
Vote yes!
No!
Vote for independency!
Someone oughta open up a window!
I say vote yes!
Sit down, John!
Vote for independency!
Will someone shut that man up?
Never!
Never!
*microphone feedback*
*chittering*
What do you mean I am late, young squirrel? I am not late! I simply needed time to prepare my 1-bird rendition of this musical!
*chittering* Well, I suppose, yes, I could read yesterday’s news before resuming my performance. Very well! Let us begin with the news of yesterday!
In the school, classes began with Diplomacy, Relationships & Tactics: the Art of War discussing, and singing, of the issue with prolonged warfare. In the Cupcake of Good and Evil sang of the importance of following recipes. Yes, that is quite important. Recipes must always be followed or else you will find yourself compared to my Swedish coworker. It appears that the instructors also sang to each other in what Leroy is adamant was an “extremely embarrassing fashion.” Young squirrel, you are biased! During Art in STEM, Captain Rogers hummed his signature song before introducing his students to various unusual instruments. And in Shop Class Madame Blackstone sang of her myriad talents! Alas, those talents do not include keeping Beaker out of her classes.
The young porg is distressed at the lack of notes from the dorms as he so often is. Students! You must do better for the sake of this porg!
Now we shall move on to the town. Porg, did you at least get to cover the boarding house? That is something like a dorm! Although, unfortunately, it houses Gonzo who performed for his poor unsuspecting housemates. I am sorry for those of you who had to witness it, including Miss Rasputin who inexplicably seemed to enjoy it and Mr. Spector who wisely did not. Good man!
Wisely, Marc then chose to have a drink and go to bed to avoid more singing. Very wise. I approve!
In other news of town homes, Cutter and Connor sang to each other before singing on some sort of official call. Bad form, young men! Control yourselves!
Oh my, I see that Detective Watts and Steven also sang and danced with each other in the morning before Gonzo’s nonsense in the boarding house.
And on a boat, Mr. Crocker was singing about feeling quite down before Miss Blake brought him refreshments. Just the thing to lift the spirits, well done! And Mr. Morningstar joined in the singing in a more upbeat way.
Aloy was hard at work, a fine way to spend a morning! Unfortunately her work was interrupted by singing and less unfortunately by a visit from Beta.
In business related news, the gnomes of Portalocity obtained some shockingly illicit documents for Mr. Rand who celebrated with a song.
There were several songs performed at Atlas Gym including “Physical” which sounds inappropriate! The usual visitors in arrived as well, in the form of Miss Smith, Stark, and Miss Ingram who sang to and with Mr. Amicitia.
Mr. Scientia was interrupted in his singing by a legal notice. Was it Joseph? Joseph can be so problematic! He was also interrupted by the arrival of Miss Vess who sang at him before they sang love songs to each other. Hmmpf. So much sappiness in the air along with copious amounts of glitter. Squirrels! My costumes do not require glitter!
Miss Ingram sang a song of trees, very respectable, while at Plant Parenthood. And Miss Gale sang of a mysterious auntie while working at Groovy Tunes.
Finally, I have a note that Mr. Lester spent his time at work singing about how he is a creep. An interesting choice!
Now, denizens of Fandom, I must resume my performance! I have several songs left to get through!
*throat clearing*
*frantic chittering*
*dead air*