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fandom_radio2023-12-29 04:57 am
pun_king) wrote in fandom_radio2023-12-29 04:57 am
Fandom Radio: Friday, December 29th.
Gooooooood morning, Fandom! And welcome back! To another exciting edition of *trumpeting fanfare* the News! Where all the radio squirrels....and our one porg intern!....have spent all their day working hard (or, based on the height of the pile of notes in front of me today, hardly working!) to keep tabs on all the exciting things going around on the island! And to read those notes, you've got me! Graham! Graham Cra--
*whistling sound followed by a sudden explosion and a sizzling afterwards*
Leroy! No fireworks inside the studio! No, I don't feel bad about your tail getting singed, you should know better, and you've still got a few days until New Years! That's a safety hazard, especially since all these notes are soaked in rum! They'd have gone up in an instant, and then I'd have to make up everything that happened yesterday, and no body wants---
----okay, that actually would be kind of fun, but then what about our journalistic integrity? The people depend on us to be accurate in our reporting of the News, and we never, ever, ever stray from anything but the cold hard facts! Speaking of which, let's get into it, shall we?
The cold hard facts of the matter is that we're on break right now for the end of the year and the holidays, so we have no notes for the School, except Belle dutifully continuing her duties at the library, which played host to some very loud birds.
Over in the Dorms.....just kidding! We have no notes for the Dorms, except the note about having no notes for the Dorms!
But over in the Town!...things were pretty chill for Steph over at the Maaaaaagpieeee Empooooor~rium, so she worked on a display with some cat games that I am definitely checking out later! Dwight was working on inventory stuff at the Fix and Clean, which was also what Liz was working on at the Photo Hut, until Prompto came down with the usual lunch. Boc was gleefully destroying perfectly good sweaters over at Pixie Dust, and...
And....
*papers rustling*
That's it?
*more rustling*
Huh. That's it. Zards, I didn't even get a good pun in there today, you know I always try to get in at least one....
*chittering*
No, Leroy, I don't think more fireworks would--NO LEROY N--
**CLICK!!**
*whistling sound followed by a sudden explosion and a sizzling afterwards*
Leroy! No fireworks inside the studio! No, I don't feel bad about your tail getting singed, you should know better, and you've still got a few days until New Years! That's a safety hazard, especially since all these notes are soaked in rum! They'd have gone up in an instant, and then I'd have to make up everything that happened yesterday, and no body wants---
----okay, that actually would be kind of fun, but then what about our journalistic integrity? The people depend on us to be accurate in our reporting of the News, and we never, ever, ever stray from anything but the cold hard facts! Speaking of which, let's get into it, shall we?
The cold hard facts of the matter is that we're on break right now for the end of the year and the holidays, so we have no notes for the School, except Belle dutifully continuing her duties at the library, which played host to some very loud birds.
Over in the Dorms.....just kidding! We have no notes for the Dorms, except the note about having no notes for the Dorms!
But over in the Town!...things were pretty chill for Steph over at the Maaaaaagpieeee Empooooor~rium, so she worked on a display with some cat games that I am definitely checking out later! Dwight was working on inventory stuff at the Fix and Clean, which was also what Liz was working on at the Photo Hut, until Prompto came down with the usual lunch. Boc was gleefully destroying perfectly good sweaters over at Pixie Dust, and...
And....
*papers rustling*
That's it?
*more rustling*
Huh. That's it. Zards, I didn't even get a good pun in there today, you know I always try to get in at least one....
*chittering*
No, Leroy, I don't think more fireworks would--NO LEROY N--
**CLICK!!**