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fandom_radio2023-07-19 05:19 am
died8yearsago) wrote in fandom_radio2023-07-19 05:19 am
Fandom Radio: Wednesday, July 19th.
God, I forgot how annoying you all are. Remind me again why you're not just bothering Blackstone again this week?
*explanatory chittering*
...right, I guess the threat of being stabbed is less intimidating than whatever it is that squirrel crumbler will do to you and I'm taking this rum with me when I'm done.
*argumentative chittering*
You want your squirrel ears pierced with a knife bigger than your entire body? ....didn't think so. I'm taking the rum.
Right, so, radio notes--
*persistent chittering*
No, I'm not introducing myself, shut up. The School: Dinosaurs talked about a dinosaur with a dumb name, the Art of Laziness...really? That's a class, huh?, talked about the myth of work ethics, while in WeirDON'Ts..seriously? They talked about unions and strikes, and Buckle Those Swashes---oh, come on, this is a joke, right?--dealt with a hat that may or may not be cursed.
Why is there a note that just says there are no notes for the Dorms? I'm not reading that.
*porgish whimper*
Yeah, yeah, cry me a river, you weird bird....thing. Then, over in the Town, Nell was dealing with a lot of orders at Plant Parenthood? Thanks, I hate it. Then Ignis was challenged to make the most out of some Spam over at Luke's Diner. It involved a cake, and that just proves to me that I should have murdered Summer Smith when I had the chance.
Blackstone was ensuring that she wasn't the one reading these stupid notes right now at the Forge, and it turns out that at least my class isn't the only place that Nell and Gladio spend all their time obnoxiously flirting with each other. They also do it at the Gym and Nell's place. Summer and Stark were also at the gym, not together, though, as this note is attempting to make very clear and one of these squirrels looks like he's about to explode right now, which would at least be more entertaining than these notes. Meanwhile, also at Nell's, Ignis brought pizza over and caught up with Nell about the week, while Lana and Nell talked about how much fun they had in Lana's class the other day.
Riveting. Truly. I swear, these notes are better than popping a Xanax.
Charlie was all about some drums over at Groovy Tunes and Lucifer was doing some moody Metallica covers at the Devil's Nest, which....respect.
And that's it, my rate had increased now to two bottles of rum, and I'd just like to see what the squirrels are going to do it about it. Don't ever ask me to do this again, or I will find something worse than Blackstone's Crumbler.
**CLICK!**
*explanatory chittering*
...right, I guess the threat of being stabbed is less intimidating than whatever it is that squirrel crumbler will do to you and I'm taking this rum with me when I'm done.
*argumentative chittering*
You want your squirrel ears pierced with a knife bigger than your entire body? ....didn't think so. I'm taking the rum.
Right, so, radio notes--
*persistent chittering*
No, I'm not introducing myself, shut up. The School: Dinosaurs talked about a dinosaur with a dumb name, the Art of Laziness...really? That's a class, huh?, talked about the myth of work ethics, while in WeirDON'Ts..seriously? They talked about unions and strikes, and Buckle Those Swashes---oh, come on, this is a joke, right?--dealt with a hat that may or may not be cursed.
Why is there a note that just says there are no notes for the Dorms? I'm not reading that.
*porgish whimper*
Yeah, yeah, cry me a river, you weird bird....thing. Then, over in the Town, Nell was dealing with a lot of orders at Plant Parenthood? Thanks, I hate it. Then Ignis was challenged to make the most out of some Spam over at Luke's Diner. It involved a cake, and that just proves to me that I should have murdered Summer Smith when I had the chance.
Blackstone was ensuring that she wasn't the one reading these stupid notes right now at the Forge, and it turns out that at least my class isn't the only place that Nell and Gladio spend all their time obnoxiously flirting with each other. They also do it at the Gym and Nell's place. Summer and Stark were also at the gym, not together, though, as this note is attempting to make very clear and one of these squirrels looks like he's about to explode right now, which would at least be more entertaining than these notes. Meanwhile, also at Nell's, Ignis brought pizza over and caught up with Nell about the week, while Lana and Nell talked about how much fun they had in Lana's class the other day.
Riveting. Truly. I swear, these notes are better than popping a Xanax.
Charlie was all about some drums over at Groovy Tunes and Lucifer was doing some moody Metallica covers at the Devil's Nest, which....respect.
And that's it, my rate had increased now to two bottles of rum, and I'd just like to see what the squirrels are going to do it about it. Don't ever ask me to do this again, or I will find something worse than Blackstone's Crumbler.
**CLICK!**