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fandom_radio2023-06-29 10:41 am
craic_killer) wrote in fandom_radio2023-06-29 10:41 am
Fandom Radio, June 29, 2023
Good morning, everyone, it's Clare Devlin with all of the news of yesterday. You'll be thrilled to hear that it did not include a ridiculous amount of chocolate pudding!
The Dean instead put the poor volunteers onto a series of rafts where they had to throw and catch water balloons or balls or live fish or whatever else he'd put into those buckets.
*porg-y noises*
I'm sure he didn't mean to put you in one of those buckets, Intern Porg. There was also the traditional Complainin' About the Free Shirts, with Kurt sending Libby a picture of it because she'd gone all the way out of town t' avoid them, and Jon not liking to be wearing a shirt with an American President on it because he is very, very British and also jealous no one has ever put the Queen on a triceratops.
*chittering*
I'm making up my own reasons, so I am, Leroy. And Steve Rogers and Stark wore giant cocks.
*frantic chittering*
I will not be elaborating as it's still Pride month and I'm helping out my people who swing in that sort of direction with their mental images.
In town, Shunsui was trying not to notice Apu in his lumberjack costume, which seems like a good choice if I'm being honest, Irene was playing a game on her mobile, which I suppose you can do when you're the boss, and Nancy was doing some research into Fourth of July celebrations. Over at Caritas, Tino was in a sexy lumberjack costume and so I'm sure Summer was making the drinks extra strong t' deal with that. Well, maybe not for Annie because they were starting to talk about Annie's baby shower and even though most of the mas I know drank during pregnancy, perhaps that's also why we are the way we are?
Or at least Orla.
*chittering*
It's the kindest thing I can possibly say about Orla, Leroy. You don't know. Steven and Summer started down a rabbit hole of what you would fire from a gun made out of jelly and that is the sort of conversation Orla would love and also she would say she had been a jelly in a previous life and if that's not a cause for drinking whiskey, I don't know one, even though whiskey is very strong for me. I'm a disgrace to my people. Speaking of my people, Watts told Steven he can taste the difference between current Guinness and old-timey Guinness, but they've never changed the recipe so--
*chittering*
They what?!
*more chittering*
Oh, they took out the fish bladders ten years ago? Right, so Detective Watts misses fish bladders. He also stopped going to school at age 14, so he was interested in hearing about Summer's brief time as a Fandom student. Travis and Summer planned a trip to a space spa, Travis recommended that Watts visit the Maldives before they sink, and Stark was apologetic to Summer for his sleeping with Eric even when Summer pointed out that she'd told him to do it and I do not understand a single thing about this at all and I refuse to learn.
And that's everything! Slán!
The Dean instead put the poor volunteers onto a series of rafts where they had to throw and catch water balloons or balls or live fish or whatever else he'd put into those buckets.
*porg-y noises*
I'm sure he didn't mean to put you in one of those buckets, Intern Porg. There was also the traditional Complainin' About the Free Shirts, with Kurt sending Libby a picture of it because she'd gone all the way out of town t' avoid them, and Jon not liking to be wearing a shirt with an American President on it because he is very, very British and also jealous no one has ever put the Queen on a triceratops.
*chittering*
I'm making up my own reasons, so I am, Leroy. And Steve Rogers and Stark wore giant cocks.
*frantic chittering*
I will not be elaborating as it's still Pride month and I'm helping out my people who swing in that sort of direction with their mental images.
In town, Shunsui was trying not to notice Apu in his lumberjack costume, which seems like a good choice if I'm being honest, Irene was playing a game on her mobile, which I suppose you can do when you're the boss, and Nancy was doing some research into Fourth of July celebrations. Over at Caritas, Tino was in a sexy lumberjack costume and so I'm sure Summer was making the drinks extra strong t' deal with that. Well, maybe not for Annie because they were starting to talk about Annie's baby shower and even though most of the mas I know drank during pregnancy, perhaps that's also why we are the way we are?
Or at least Orla.
*chittering*
It's the kindest thing I can possibly say about Orla, Leroy. You don't know. Steven and Summer started down a rabbit hole of what you would fire from a gun made out of jelly and that is the sort of conversation Orla would love and also she would say she had been a jelly in a previous life and if that's not a cause for drinking whiskey, I don't know one, even though whiskey is very strong for me. I'm a disgrace to my people. Speaking of my people, Watts told Steven he can taste the difference between current Guinness and old-timey Guinness, but they've never changed the recipe so--
*chittering*
They what?!
*more chittering*
Oh, they took out the fish bladders ten years ago? Right, so Detective Watts misses fish bladders. He also stopped going to school at age 14, so he was interested in hearing about Summer's brief time as a Fandom student. Travis and Summer planned a trip to a space spa, Travis recommended that Watts visit the Maldives before they sink, and Stark was apologetic to Summer for his sleeping with Eric even when Summer pointed out that she'd told him to do it and I do not understand a single thing about this at all and I refuse to learn.
And that's everything! Slán!