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imafuturist ([personal profile] imafuturist) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2023-06-17 10:58 am

Fandom Radio - Saturday June 17th

Tony: Oh no, it's much too early for this. Don't you know that Saturdays are for quietly drinking a coffee after being up partying?

*insistent chittering*

Raiden: Guys, this is the wrong–I can’t make you pizza here! Oh, hey, Mr. Stark.

Tony: Well, at least I won't be alone in this. Hello, Raiden. Would you like to read some notes with me?

Raiden: Me? Oh, uh…sure! It looks like you could use some help.

Tony: I think this is punishment for not inviting the squirrels to the party. Well, let's start where we always start, over at the school. Let's Go Camping learned about camping while it rained. Which just seems like a good reason to call off camping to me. Flight and Flying went for cessnas in Ibiza. Which sounds like a song you'd hear at the club, honestly. 20th Century Food Crimes had meat in places meat shouldn't be and none of us should really be surprised by this. Horrified, yes. But not surprised. The Other Kind of Tea went with gossip about body types from the Daily Mail. Which, yikes. Don't do that to yourselves. Jo was pleased to have a perfectly normal day of reshelving books at the library.

Raiden: Oh, these are for–you want me to read these? Okay, here we go…there was a party--sorry, “reopening gala”--at Stark Industries, and people arrived and mingled! That's...that's a note. I'm sure the squirrels are doing their best. Steve talked to Cara about why they had to renovate the building and throw a party in the first place (were-elephant, I'm sure we all remember). Wanda came down from upstairs and showed off her dress to Tony--oh, and she liked the pizza!--and Steve, who told her about the...cheese...fridge. Genius. Everyone should have a cheese fridge. I'm going to get one right now. Annie talked to Steve about the art and Diego about how it was better than their last red carpet event and how they uh...weren't sure what Stark Industries does.

Tony: Repairs. You know. Nominally. It sounds nice, though.

Raiden: Irene complimented Tony on the building, and he complimented her on her dress, and then they talked about their dogs, which is way more important. She also talked to Amaya, and--hey! I was reading that! Give me that back! *brief scuffling sounds* ...oh. Apparently Irene didn't like the pizza.

*awkward pause*

Raiden: She did like the art, though!

Tony: You can't please everyone. Amaya was greeted by Cap!Steve and it was explained how an errant were-elephant was the cause of all the renovations for the place. Scott and I discussed just how understated and low key everything was. And then Cap!Steve and he slandered my good name before Scott was introduced to JARVIS. Lana also said hello to him. Prompto was also surprised by the scope of the party and Cap!Steve insisted it was toned down for me. Which is fair. It really was. Liz and Prompto were pleased to have an event to go out on since the baby and eyed the dance floor for later. Stark and I compared the room to space ships, though he has a bit of an edge on that over me, having been on more. Other Steven complimented Stark on his look before they discussed plans for Summer's upcoming birthday.

Raiden: Steve told Rosa that she looked swell, and Rosa held out for a stronger compliment. Rey arrived and Tony told her that she was the manager now! Congratulations, Rey! Annie and Rey complimented each other's outfits, and Annie told Rey that she's having twins! Wow! Good news all over this batch of notes. It doesn't look like Stark--Stark-Stark, not Mr. Stark-Stark--added to the good news train, but he and Rey did talk about the improvements to the building. Ignis also came, and talked to Tony about the open bar. Very important. Then he caught up with Detective Watts. Connor arrived and Steve welcomed him, then he talked to Cutter about summer plans before he caught up with Steven--not Steve. You know. The British one.

Tony: The only way to differentiate is nicknames, I've found. Sidon was very pleased we went with some tall ceilings. And so was I because he's even taller than The Hulk. Dwight and Cap!Steve discovered they'd picked the same shade to wear, but somehow they managed to survive it. Maybe it's just the shade meant for broad shoulders. Kitty and I caught up and it was debatable on whether or not we have grown and matured or will still end up doing something ridiculous later. Cap!Steve assured Boc that everyone was invited, including him. Shunsui arrived in a very lovely looking haori that I just had to compliment. Margo made an appearance and hit on Cap!Steve a little and I'm sure he turned red. I'm just sure of it. Irene was pleased to see Margo, catching up with her about hammers and melons. How Gallagher of them! Stark also said hello, explaining how Summer helped him with his outfit. Atton stopped in and checked which Tony I was. As we've had an unusually high number of them. Lana was a source of surprise for being at the party for him. Cutter and Cap!Steve met with Steve being informed about how dinosaurs could time travel.

*deep sigh*

I'm almost certain that's a Reed Richards problem. Moving on. I greeted Liz as she arrived and Other Steven was also excited to see her, asking after the baby before the conversation turned to Marc and Nell.

Raiden: Detective Watts arrived and Steven-with-an-n promised him a dance. Then he was welcomed to the party by Steve and they talked about him taking some food for later. Steven-with-an-n was welcomed by Tony--that's Mr. Stark here--and they talked about how nice the building is. It is! Very nice. Oh, and this one's about me! I was there, and Mr. Stark told me people liked the pizza. The, uh, felt eagle, who I guess is named Sam, was greeted by Steve, which he found exciting. Apparently he's a fan. And Lana was also there! Big party!

Tony: Drinks were served up by the very lovely Summer. Thank you again for that. Cap!Steve stopped in to try a drink before explaining to her all about our Bathroom Monet. And yes, I do think it's hilarious, Steve. Bowling Alley Eddie picked Black Sabbath over superheroes in his Iron Man reference to the confusion of Summer, but I can't really fault him. It's a good song. Annie got a virgin drink for obvious reasons before learning about how Cap!Steve is the reason why Summer got into jello as much as she did here. And we're all glad for that, right? When it doesn't involve meat in the jello, that is. Wanda complimented Annie on her dress before they compared superhero teams and the virtues of bath bombs while escaping from a party. That... is a brilliant idea. Next time. Rey got a drink in honor of Patriot and compared how much of the party was me vs Steve. And, admittedly, I do tend to go a little overboard. Yes. Nancy also learned about Steve and my superhero alter egos from Summer who then assured her that she quite enjoyed bartending at gigs like this. Connor tried ordering a non-drink special and was prodded at by Summer to branch out and give new things a try. Lucifer apologized for missing out on Summer's regular shift and shared that nothing traumatic had happened lately. I'd call that a low bar, but sometimes that's my life too. Stark stopped at the bar in order to get a drink and also ask Summer if she wanted a dance once she had a break from holding court. Beaker was shooed out of the working space by JARVIS in a manner that I'd consider gentle based on how often Beaker explodes, but he got a drink from a sympathetic Summer at least.

Tony: There was food, of course. Where Buck and Firefighter Eddie enjoyed the pizza before making plans to try out the more, ah, exotic drinks that Summer makes. Raiden here was enjoying the offered food before Eric happened by to not so much say that he missed him, but the implication was there at least.

Raiden: Oh. I–I mean, there was also dancing! Because what's a party without dancing, right? Steph-with-a-p-h was rocking the tunes (Do people still say that? Did they ever say that?), and Tony checked in to make sure everything was going okay. Steve asked her to Rickroll the party. Steve might be secretly evil. And Steven swung by to compliment the music. It was pretty great. Steve and Tony danced together to open the dance floor, Stark and Summer danced together, and Detective Watts taught Steven to do the turkey trot. Man, blast from the past there. I didn't dance, for the record. Two left feet, over here.

Tony: And the town news not related to the party, we had Prompto had a celebration of turtles at Turtle & Canary. Which seems fitting, really. Rey and Anakin dealt with pickles at her warehouse and I'm concerned about that one right alongside them. But that should be all the notes. Unless you're sitting on some there.

Raiden: …nope! We’re done! And I’m hungry.

Tony: I'll buy you breakfast. Hopefully there will be enough for Steve after that…

Raiden: Uh. No promises.

Tony: Have a lovely weekend, Fandom!

Raiden: Bye, Fandom! This was fun!