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fandom_radio2023-03-16 11:30 am
sexy_giraffe) wrote in fandom_radio2023-03-16 11:30 am
Fandom Radio, Thursday, March 16, 2023
Well, someone has stabbed a bottle of Caesar salad dressing and left it in the radio booth. Very dramatic, but also very yesterday. Let's keep up with the times, shall we? This is Tahani al-Jamil with your news of yesterday, so let's get to it, shall we?
In classes, Prompto taught his class about commercial photography, Tea learned that microwaving water for tea is a crime punishable by death--
*chittering*
--well, it should be. Art created masterpieces with rubber chickens--they cannot actually be masterpieces--and Cutter praised Connor for his work in their dinosaur class.
In town, Shunsui stopped Apu and the Cheese Panda from assasinating him, which is a very odd sentence to say, Nancy was shopping online for a Lite Brite instead of working at Diaz and Asses, Jon's cat met Liliana's cat--why is that news--and Octavia was listening to indie rock during her shift at the Devil's Nest. Irene was spring cleaning her shop only to be interrupted by Jon with a birthday card and some tea. Oh, is it your birthday? I adore birthdays! Marc stopped in to hear about the extremely fetching mustache Irene had when she'd been a man--a sentence that is only marginally odd, given our location--and then Octavia and Irene discussed fruit flavored lubrication and I did not need to know that. Watts bought Steven a pair of glasses so that he could see when he woke up at Watts' apartment in the morning, which leads me to questions about how he didn't see at Watts' apartment in the evening but I'm not all that interested because everyone in this scenario is very old.
And speaking of very old, let's get to all of the adults in Caritas, shall we, and then I'll go back to doing teenagery things like ignoring the texts from my mum. Like a good best friend, Annie was there for all of the gossip about Summer's hook-up over the weekend, Annie and Steven caught up on their various travels where Annie's brother-in-law had lost his arm and Watts had gotten shot and you need to go better places, and Stark got to hear that Annie's trip had also included an apocalypse and you definitely need a new travel agent, Annie. Stark caught Summer up with the attempted assault by squirrel--do buck up, Leroy and stop looking through those weasel lawyer pamphlets--and Steven told Stark about his birthday trip to a spy museum and how that thing he'd told Stark about earlier was alright now.
Well, that certainly cleared nothing up. Eddie and Summer decided that they would unilaterally declare other weeks Sexy Week since Summer's had been a disaster and Eddie's had gone extremely well, and ew, Goose told Summer about the art heist he'd stopped at home using paint guns nearly stealable art NO, Steph got the tale from Summer about why Leroy is so incredibly odd about her and then heard about Watts getting shot in Toronto, and complimented Watts on his proper observation of Pi Day. If he made pie, he's over being shot in my opinion, but I have never been shot, possibly because I only go to Toronto for the film festival.
Steph congratulated Stark on whatever it is he and Summer are doing that has a squirrel in such a strop, and Steven gushed to Summer about his fancy dinner and spy museum date. Watts told Summer that while he was a detective, he didn't actually go undercover and so all police shows are lying to us. Raiden was confused about why so many of the shots last night featured dry ice, and Connor tried them all, including the one with salad in it.
You can't see me, but I am judging you. And so is Leroy. And you know what poor choices Leroy makes. And on that, I leave you. Ta!
In classes, Prompto taught his class about commercial photography, Tea learned that microwaving water for tea is a crime punishable by death--
*chittering*
--well, it should be. Art created masterpieces with rubber chickens--they cannot actually be masterpieces--and Cutter praised Connor for his work in their dinosaur class.
In town, Shunsui stopped Apu and the Cheese Panda from assasinating him, which is a very odd sentence to say, Nancy was shopping online for a Lite Brite instead of working at Diaz and Asses, Jon's cat met Liliana's cat--why is that news--and Octavia was listening to indie rock during her shift at the Devil's Nest. Irene was spring cleaning her shop only to be interrupted by Jon with a birthday card and some tea. Oh, is it your birthday? I adore birthdays! Marc stopped in to hear about the extremely fetching mustache Irene had when she'd been a man--a sentence that is only marginally odd, given our location--and then Octavia and Irene discussed fruit flavored lubrication and I did not need to know that. Watts bought Steven a pair of glasses so that he could see when he woke up at Watts' apartment in the morning, which leads me to questions about how he didn't see at Watts' apartment in the evening but I'm not all that interested because everyone in this scenario is very old.
And speaking of very old, let's get to all of the adults in Caritas, shall we, and then I'll go back to doing teenagery things like ignoring the texts from my mum. Like a good best friend, Annie was there for all of the gossip about Summer's hook-up over the weekend, Annie and Steven caught up on their various travels where Annie's brother-in-law had lost his arm and Watts had gotten shot and you need to go better places, and Stark got to hear that Annie's trip had also included an apocalypse and you definitely need a new travel agent, Annie. Stark caught Summer up with the attempted assault by squirrel--do buck up, Leroy and stop looking through those weasel lawyer pamphlets--and Steven told Stark about his birthday trip to a spy museum and how that thing he'd told Stark about earlier was alright now.
Well, that certainly cleared nothing up. Eddie and Summer decided that they would unilaterally declare other weeks Sexy Week since Summer's had been a disaster and Eddie's had gone extremely well, and ew, Goose told Summer about the art heist he'd stopped at home using paint guns nearly stealable art NO, Steph got the tale from Summer about why Leroy is so incredibly odd about her and then heard about Watts getting shot in Toronto, and complimented Watts on his proper observation of Pi Day. If he made pie, he's over being shot in my opinion, but I have never been shot, possibly because I only go to Toronto for the film festival.
Steph congratulated Stark on whatever it is he and Summer are doing that has a squirrel in such a strop, and Steven gushed to Summer about his fancy dinner and spy museum date. Watts told Summer that while he was a detective, he didn't actually go undercover and so all police shows are lying to us. Raiden was confused about why so many of the shots last night featured dry ice, and Connor tried them all, including the one with salad in it.
You can't see me, but I am judging you. And so is Leroy. And you know what poor choices Leroy makes. And on that, I leave you. Ta!