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fandom_radio2023-03-09 11:52 am
sexy_giraffe) wrote in fandom_radio2023-03-09 11:52 am
Fandom Radio, Thursday, March 9, 2023
Good morning, everyone who matters, it is me, Tahani al-Jamil, here to cheer your lives with the news of other, less interesting people.
*chittering*
It's not mean if it's true, Leroy. I am just being honest and I was in People magazine.
*pointed chittering*
It doesn't matter that the story was about Kamilah. I was still in it. Anyway, let's begin with classes, shall we? Photography learned about stock photography, Art painted their pottery, Tea watched a film, and at the community center, everyone learned about ankle-sauruses.
*porgy noises*
Well, close enough. I don't think they eat birds if you were concerned.
In town, Shunsui assured Apu that for him, every day is International Women's Day. Ew. Nancy was solving the mystery of who stole the cookies from the cookie jar---everyone in the studio is pointing at the intern porg, but I think they're just trying to make them cry--Danny was not asking why a snake had been arrested, which is very wise, Marc and Watts had a chat, and over at Fandom Costco--we have a Fandom Costco?
*chittering*
Of course I would never shop there. How dare you suggest such a thing. It needed to be cleaned--or burned to the ground and turned into a Harrod's--and Duke wandered by to give the new proprietress Liliana, not to be confused with Illyana--who is the proud inhabitant of the no longer abandoned creepy mansion the 'welcome to Fandom, everything's insane' speech. Steven with the -en stopped into the sex shop and that's all I'm ever going to read about grown-ups and their sexual proclivities because I do not want to know, thank you very much, and then Duke stopped into the Devil's Nest to wake up Octavia while she napped through her shift there.
Finally at Caritas, Summer was not asking why the zombie band was still in their Purim costumes. I am also not going to ask. Goose asked for the spaghetti hoops shot on the specials board because of course he did and then told Ignis all about the shot because Goose is a deeply broken shell of a man.
*chittering*
No, I've never met him. Why would that matter? He's eating spaghetti hoop jelly shots. That's obviously a cry for help. Nancy asked for a Moscow Mule and then heard about Summer's breakup for another week. Stark tried to trade pink sangria cookies for not having to eat the spaghetti hoop jelly shot and they made a date for sangria at Summer's place this weekend.
*slamming door*
Leroy took that well. Jane was also trying to avoid the Shot That Shall Not Be Named, and Stark told her that the spaghetti hoop cupcakes were even more horrifying. Summer. Summer. Don't let your creativity get taken down this dark path!
And I shall leave you on the mental image of a spaghetti hoop cupcake. I do apologise. Have a better rest of the day?
*chittering*
It's not mean if it's true, Leroy. I am just being honest and I was in People magazine.
*pointed chittering*
It doesn't matter that the story was about Kamilah. I was still in it. Anyway, let's begin with classes, shall we? Photography learned about stock photography, Art painted their pottery, Tea watched a film, and at the community center, everyone learned about ankle-sauruses.
*porgy noises*
Well, close enough. I don't think they eat birds if you were concerned.
In town, Shunsui assured Apu that for him, every day is International Women's Day. Ew. Nancy was solving the mystery of who stole the cookies from the cookie jar---everyone in the studio is pointing at the intern porg, but I think they're just trying to make them cry--Danny was not asking why a snake had been arrested, which is very wise, Marc and Watts had a chat, and over at Fandom Costco--we have a Fandom Costco?
*chittering*
Of course I would never shop there. How dare you suggest such a thing. It needed to be cleaned--or burned to the ground and turned into a Harrod's--and Duke wandered by to give the new proprietress Liliana, not to be confused with Illyana--who is the proud inhabitant of the no longer abandoned creepy mansion the 'welcome to Fandom, everything's insane' speech. Steven with the -en stopped into the sex shop and that's all I'm ever going to read about grown-ups and their sexual proclivities because I do not want to know, thank you very much, and then Duke stopped into the Devil's Nest to wake up Octavia while she napped through her shift there.
Finally at Caritas, Summer was not asking why the zombie band was still in their Purim costumes. I am also not going to ask. Goose asked for the spaghetti hoops shot on the specials board because of course he did and then told Ignis all about the shot because Goose is a deeply broken shell of a man.
*chittering*
No, I've never met him. Why would that matter? He's eating spaghetti hoop jelly shots. That's obviously a cry for help. Nancy asked for a Moscow Mule and then heard about Summer's breakup for another week. Stark tried to trade pink sangria cookies for not having to eat the spaghetti hoop jelly shot and they made a date for sangria at Summer's place this weekend.
*slamming door*
Leroy took that well. Jane was also trying to avoid the Shot That Shall Not Be Named, and Stark told her that the spaghetti hoop cupcakes were even more horrifying. Summer. Summer. Don't let your creativity get taken down this dark path!
And I shall leave you on the mental image of a spaghetti hoop cupcake. I do apologise. Have a better rest of the day?
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