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fandom_radio2023-02-02 10:47 am
sexy_giraffe) wrote in fandom_radio2023-02-02 10:47 am
Fandom Radio, Thursday, February 2, 2023
*SO MUCH SHRIEKING*
DEAR GOD, LEROY, WHAT THE *EXTENDED MICROPHONE FEEDBACK* IS THAT?!
*chittering*
What is a 'backup groundhog'?
*extended chittering*
And now I know much more than necessary about how Americans predict the weather. They truly get odder every year. This is Tahani al-Jamil and I'm here with Leroy, the squirrels, the intern porg, and, apparently, Leroy's cousin from Pennsylvania, the backup groundhog who's been drinking since dawn.
*groundhog belch*
Charming. Let's get to the news because the sooner I start, the sooner I can leave and the booth is particularly rank this morning. In classes, Photography worked on portraits of people, not animals, Dinosaurs watched a movie, and Shoulders led the Art class by himself and they played with string. That sounds stupefying.
In town, Apu was preparing for Groundhog Day--
*drunk groundhog cheering*
--right. Nancy was learning about a crime involving a gorilla costume--
*more drunk groundhog cheering*
I didn't even say groundhog that time. Irene chatted up my Tea teacher, which might be why I didn't have class, and then everyone was in Caritas drinking jelly shots like sorority girls.
*drunk squirrel cheering, sound of groundhog falling over*
Everyone in this room is a disaster but me. I am amazing. Goose wanted to have bonus drinks because he'd saved the world with the help of some dolphins and honestly, Leroy, rum after writing the notes. That's just unprofessional, making up falsehoods like that. My dear friend the Dalai Lama is so disappointed in you. Summer wondered if she'd ever be able to guess what wine Ignis would order, and then Ignis teased Goose for not finishing his report yet. Maybe the 'dolphins' could write it and yes, those were air quotes and they were scathing. Connor has chosen to deal with a crisis back home via staying here and drinking in a bar--bold choice, far fewer dolphins--and Stark willingly agreed to trying the jelly shot offerings last night, including one that was hamburger.
I'm judging you, Stark. I'm always judging you. He and Steven wondered how the nurses at the clinic always understood Stabby--
*maudlin groundhog sobbing*
Because sometimes it's just nice to be understood, apparently. Good Lord, I am not paid enough to deal with this today. Detective Watts brought Summer cinnamon bread, and then he and Steven proceeded to give everyone around them diabetes which I contend is hardly news and as such I declare this broadcast over. Apologies in advance to Graham tomorrow if a groundhog gets sick on the recording equipment but I am not staying her to ensure that doesn't happen. Ta!
DEAR GOD, LEROY, WHAT THE *EXTENDED MICROPHONE FEEDBACK* IS THAT?!
*chittering*
What is a 'backup groundhog'?
*extended chittering*
And now I know much more than necessary about how Americans predict the weather. They truly get odder every year. This is Tahani al-Jamil and I'm here with Leroy, the squirrels, the intern porg, and, apparently, Leroy's cousin from Pennsylvania, the backup groundhog who's been drinking since dawn.
*groundhog belch*
Charming. Let's get to the news because the sooner I start, the sooner I can leave and the booth is particularly rank this morning. In classes, Photography worked on portraits of people, not animals, Dinosaurs watched a movie, and Shoulders led the Art class by himself and they played with string. That sounds stupefying.
In town, Apu was preparing for Groundhog Day--
*drunk groundhog cheering*
--right. Nancy was learning about a crime involving a gorilla costume--
*more drunk groundhog cheering*
I didn't even say groundhog that time. Irene chatted up my Tea teacher, which might be why I didn't have class, and then everyone was in Caritas drinking jelly shots like sorority girls.
*drunk squirrel cheering, sound of groundhog falling over*
Everyone in this room is a disaster but me. I am amazing. Goose wanted to have bonus drinks because he'd saved the world with the help of some dolphins and honestly, Leroy, rum after writing the notes. That's just unprofessional, making up falsehoods like that. My dear friend the Dalai Lama is so disappointed in you. Summer wondered if she'd ever be able to guess what wine Ignis would order, and then Ignis teased Goose for not finishing his report yet. Maybe the 'dolphins' could write it and yes, those were air quotes and they were scathing. Connor has chosen to deal with a crisis back home via staying here and drinking in a bar--bold choice, far fewer dolphins--and Stark willingly agreed to trying the jelly shot offerings last night, including one that was hamburger.
I'm judging you, Stark. I'm always judging you. He and Steven wondered how the nurses at the clinic always understood Stabby--
*maudlin groundhog sobbing*
Because sometimes it's just nice to be understood, apparently. Good Lord, I am not paid enough to deal with this today. Detective Watts brought Summer cinnamon bread, and then he and Steven proceeded to give everyone around them diabetes which I contend is hardly news and as such I declare this broadcast over. Apologies in advance to Graham tomorrow if a groundhog gets sick on the recording equipment but I am not staying her to ensure that doesn't happen. Ta!