Fandom Radio :: Monday, December 31st!

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Good evening, Fandom, or whatever few of you are probably listening right now. Turtle Wexler here, about to give you all the news that's fit to print, or in this case, babble about for the very last day of 2007. I was going to hold out until after New Year's so I could be the first broadcast of 2008, but, time management wise, it just didn't work. I've got to try to get this finished with enough time to spare to get to that party before midnight!

You all might be wondering where my intrepid cohost and boyfriend, Jeff Murdock, might be at the moment, and, unfortunately, he couldn't be here, on account of the fact that this is a holiday with a lot of shouting and sparkly things and confetti, and so he's, um....well, he's been cowering in my room over it since yesterday, and I think it would probably take the Jaws of Life to get him out here. So it's just me. Let's get to the news so I can get to that party.



SCHOOL

It's still break! So there's no school stuff! Whooooo!

DORMS

Adah apparently just got back this morning, so she was unpacking. Andrew and Karal wake up together and, whoa, this squirrel is all testy about them not doing it yet, but I'd just like to state for the record that the following opinion is not necessarily that of the mun's I am completely okay with them "not just doing it yet" okay, thanks, bye. Karal, you just keep making tea for him. Yeah. Assuming that's not just what you crazy kids are calling it these days. Seely and Aravis are still giggly this morning...still? They talk about being naked. Gross. And, apparently, the majority of the population of Fandom seems to want to end the year with a particular potent bang of gross, because Johnny and Savannah waste absolutely no time from getting back to getting dirty, either. *sigh* And then Jaina came to either check up on or mock John of the Sheppard Variety after an icky morning. Which is not certain, but at least they appeared to have kept their clothes on, thank God. In more clothes news, Neil packs his, 'cause he's leaving, awwww. Chris stops in to talk to him a bit before saying goodbye. And Kabuto comes to pick up Ino for the party, and tries to get a peek under her towel. Is there just something in the water today? Jeff, if you're listening to this from my room, don't drink any water.

Lana was in the third floor common room, not crying, but making brownies and cookies. Ino stopped in, Lana showed off her improving ninja form, and then they talk about baking and boys. Only in Fandom, folks. Frog-Robin followed his nose...wait. Do felt frogs have noses? Anyway, he smelled Lana's baking, check it out and helped. The smell of brownies apparently can go pretty high because Sam caught it, too, drifting in, where he discovers that he and his brother were actually the source of Lana's brownie baking ambitions, and she's got a special box all set out of them, awww. Speaking of his brother, Dean shows up and gets to hear about how he gets total brownie scorage from Lana, too.

TOWN

Alert the presses because Gunther is actually not yelling at anything in German over at the Arms Hotel. Wait. This is the presses. Nevermind. Miss Millie had a quiet day of reading over at Book Haven, Mister Gabriel was reading at the church, too, Mister Nast opened his sporting goods store, and Annette was listening to music at the Post Office, which would warrent a chastisement if, hello, it wasn't the Post Office of Boring. Not too boring, though, because Ino stopped in to chat about kicking her boyfriend in the ba-- you know. With women like Ino in our midsts, is it really any wonder why Jeff is the way he is? Seriously, guys, come on. Although there was that one time with Deadpool and Tannim, so men are just as much to blame about violence to male private parts as women, it seems, statistically.

Anyway, everyone missed a really good sale at Turtle & Canary today, but that's what happens when you don't keep up with your local everything store. Detective Montoya buckled down for what she feels will be a long night at the Trooper Station, and Chad was irresponsible by closing Groovy Tunes so he could go on some anniversary date with Teddy at the Chinese place, or something. Anniversaries are no excuse, Chad! River was at the Perk being all thoughtful before A.J. showed up to talk to her about the future and his green hair. Won't have much of a future if you keep it that color, buddy. And Karal and Altra get ready to have their own party, I guess, in the form of a bonfire on the beach.


Nothing happened at the clinic today, which is probably a good thing. Tomorrow might be a different story. Over at Caritas, Mister Jolee opens with lots of droids on duty of New Years. Oh. And Tino. Mister Jolee even had on his spiffiest robes. ...ROBES? Eve promises to be a promising future member of AA, John of the Sheppard Variety mistakes Eve for Savannah, and Jaina and John of the Sheppard variety are still clothes and drinking...um, beer floats? Oh, wait. That's beer float, as in *makes wavery hovering noises, clearly accompanied with fingerwaggles*. Luke and Jo were also there, taking in the fine mechanical help at the bar before talking about ohemgee clothes.

AND HOLY CRAP THERE WAS A DANCE FLOOR. I don't get what the big deal is, but this squirrel is about to have a hernia. Either that, or she's had a bit too much already. You guys still have, like, an hour. Ease up a bit, maaaan.




That's all the notes I have for you this week! Which is good, I gotta get out of here! The squirrels are already getting drunk, anyway, and it's not like anyone's probably listening to this because you're all at the New Years Party in Alexandria, where there's probably mingling and snacking and drinking and dancing going on and I'm going to come join you before midnight!

But you better listen to the recording of this one! G'night, and have a prosperous new year!