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fandom_radio2022-12-03 11:29 am
apocalypsehow) wrote in fandom_radio2022-12-03 11:29 am
Fandom Radio - Saturday December 3rd
Five: What do you think you're doing?!
*chittering*
Five: I will murder your entire family line if you don't stop this nonsense, do you understand me?
*frantic chittering*
Five: Ugh, just give me the notes already so I can be done with this stupidity. At the school, Jo dealt with the tinsel at the library. Hyrule History and Legends learned about a sword. Which was hopefully more interesting than these notes. Topics in Sith Philosophy went on about how to deal with the inequality inherent in the philosophy.
Five: In town that wasn't the party held Watts at the Trooper Station learning about another party going on where Steven brought him lunch. How is this any of this newsworthy? Don't answer that. Practical Woodworking was just there for people to work on their projects. Rey was also dealing with the tinsel when she should have been training in her warehouse. Tsk. Raiden had a Christmas tree up at Pizza Planet. Which seems unnecessary. Graham struggled with the tinsel clean up at the Magpie Emporium before people arrived for their little game.
Belle: I really don’t know why you insist on bringing me to this place. Surely you have more experienced people to fill in when necessary.
*chittering*
Belle: Oh dear. Five, have you been threatening these poor creatures? No wonder they came to get me!
Five: Oh, ha ha. Grab a pile of notes and get started before I decide to just teleport away.
Belle: I’m here to keep you from murdering the squirrels not to help you. I suppose if reading some notes will accomplish that I ought to do it. I suppose I can start with the arrivals to the party, yes, thank you Leroy.
Five: This is a ridiculous amount of notes.
Belle:Mrs. Hargreeves of course did not have to arrive because it was her apartment. Mr. Munson did not have a sweater and gracefully accepted his glittery fate as a result and was, according to my notes, “very glam rock” whatever that means and Miss Smith appreciated his glitter aesthetic nearly as much as the squirrels seem to. Miss Smith was, herself, “extremely pink.” Mr. Temple had a sweater with both dinosaurs and aliens, to the delight of both party hostesses. Ms. Blackstone had axes on her sweater which seems appropriate for a blacksmith. I’m told that Mr. Amicitia’s sweater was also appropriate though the notes seem to indicate surprise that he wasn’t shirtless. It seems that Mr. Argentum re-wore a previous sweater but that was still acceptable to Mrs. Hargreeves who congratulated him on his recent engagement to Miss Sherman who was of course accompanying him to the party. Mr. Hendrickson was also wearing an appropriate sweater with something called a sasquatch on it which both hostesses seemed to approve of. Ms. Adler’s sweater was “extremely expensive” and sparkly and approved of by Miss Smith. Mr. Lang wore a sweater with a mirror on it, which seems like an odd choice, but it was deemed acceptable by Miss Smith, Mr. Rogers, and Ms. Beniko. Stark, but not Mr. Stark, had a t-shirt with cupcakes on it from Miss Smith which is why he did not get shot, a little. Leroy, why does it say it like that? How do you get shot, a little? Mr. Shunsui wore an “ugly kimono” while offering Ms. Octavia sake. Detective Diaz also had an appropriate sweater though it was apparently only silently approved of by Mr. McGarrett. Sidon had a sweater with both Santa and a shark on it and I do wish I could have seen that. And just to change things up a bit, Tisarwat had a jacket and gloves instead of a sweater.
Five: Probably less polyester there.
Belle: Oh, another very different sweater was worn by both Mr. Buckley and Mr. Diaz who had to discuss how they might eat and drink while sharing one sweater. That does seem complicated. Miss Smith was curious if they were sharing a sweater or if they were actually connected to each other beneath it. I suppose, on this island, that’s a reasonable question. Stark was also curious about the logistics of the sweater and received some rather interesting survival advice from Mr. Buckley that I shan’t be repeating here, thank you. And Mrs. Hargreeves also had some questions about how they decided who would wear which half of the sweater. Mr. Zane had a “charmingly retro” sweater which seemed to delight Mrs. Hargreeves and Miss Smith, who informed him she had a jello shot to match the sweater. Mr. Zane also discussed his fashion choices, and glitter, with Mr. Munson.
Belle:Mr. Rogers had a sweater that seemed too tight…hmmm…and both hostesses commented on it. Mr. McGarrett and Mr. Williams had sweaters picked out for each other. Miss Smith had a bit of trouble reading one and Mrs. Hargreeves and Mr. McGarrett discussed- No, that can’t possibly be right. Leroy, why does this say ”toilet punch”?
Five: That would explain so much about that man.
Belle: Ms. Foster wore a sweater over her armor, which seems uncomfortable, but the hostesses seemed to approve. Miss Sherman was also wearing a sweater over something…oh, honestly, that seems silly to say just because she’s with child! Mrs. Hargreeves was much more interested in her engagement ring, however, and Miss Smith was just pleased to see she’d made it to the party, and Mr. Amicitia was there to congratulate her on her upcoming wedding as well. Mr. Stark, not to be confused with Stark, had a sweater picked out for him by his husband who discussed jello concoctions with him while Miss Smith commented that the sweaters were confusing her.
*chittering*
Belle: Yes Leroy, the punch from the bathtub may have contributed there. Mr. Gooseman had a sweater that Miss Smith said she’d nearly chosen herself before opting for her entirely pink outfit. Mr. Cutter had a sweater with a dinosaur that lit up. Honestly, I may have to find myself one of these ridiculous sounding sweaters. Or perhaps just research them for entertainment purposes. Mr. Temple was glad to see Mr. Cutter, and Mrs. Hargreeves admired his sweater’s twinkliness, Miss Smith found it adorable, and Mr. Grant made sure to introduce himself and extend an invite to another party later in the month.
Gray: No, I'm--I just want to get waffles! I don't--oh, hey, guys.
Five: Welcome to the rodent gulag.
*affronted chittering*
Five: I'm not wrong!
Belle: Good morning, Gray!
Gray: Oh, good morning, Belle! Good morning, Five! So this is what the radio station looks like…
*chittering*
Gray: Oh, you want--you want me to read these? Wow, who knew squirrels had better handwriting than me? Okay, okay, uh...Clint arrived at the party (there was a party?), and Annie and Summer liked his cat sweater. Steven invited him to his Hanukkah party. Steve who is different from Steven thought his sweater was funny, but Tony thought it was cute. Will's sweater was also approved by Summer and Annie, and he talked to Eddie, who was shirtless. Nice. Annie wasn't sure if Steven was Steven, but he was, and Connor approved of his sweater, while Watts got him some punch, but not from the bathtub. Wait, what? Anyway. Gladio met Steven, but was a little confused because he looks like that Marc guy. Stark and Steven talked about some guy not texting Stark back, and Liz talked to Steven about her sweater. Annie liked Lucifer's sweater...
*pause*
Gray: I'm sorry, I just, I...Lucifer in a Christmas sweater. I mean I know it's a different guy, but!...Okay, I'm okay now. Annie also approved of Margo's sweater, and Stark asked her about bellinis. Watts had a sweater vest, which Annie approved of, while Stark liked his tie. Raiden--hi, Raiden!--was also there I hope they had enough booze, and Annie offered to cover him in glitter if he wanted. He talked to Stark about food, and Jane about merch, and then Watts invited him to a Hanukkah party. Bold move, you're gonna need a lot of latkes. Aaaaaand last but not least, Lana talked to Steven about how he went to London so someone named Llewellyn could make pie. I--sure.
Five: Nothing about these notes are meant to make sense. Nothing. They were written by alcoholic rodents, after all.
*grumbly squirrel sounds*
Five: People were able to hide out in the kitchen, people such as my brother where he discussed ugly sweaters and the clean up process after the party with Steve who is a SEAL. Annie and he joked about that ridiculous tub and also talked about the terrible sweaters. Ignis and Goose were of differing opinions of the tub juice and I will say that Goose was wrong. Irene and Margot debated whose alcohol was better, Margot's or the hosts'. Amaya and Irene--ugh, why is this glittery?--talked about future sweater ideas and the concept of naughty. Summer was glad to see Raiden made it to the party. Is that all there is for this part? God, there's more?
Gray: They never end. It’s wearing me out. *yawn*
Five: Are you---and he's asleep. He's fallen asleep. How?
Belle: He’s under a curse. Be nice.
Five: Ugh. Summer had her, admittedly fascinating, jello shots available for people to try. Which Annie praised effusively. As did Connor before selecting what he wanted to try. Stark was apparently blackmailed with fish jello in order to stay in line. Which honestly seems like an interesting way to go about it. I'll have to keep that in mind for my siblings. There was karaoke. Good memories of that. Also some sort of photo booth thing that Steven that has the n underlined for some reason and Watts partook in. They also did the arts and crafts that just seems like some sort of poorly thought out DUI testing to be at this party. Though, considering Diego is technically in law enforcement now... no. No. That's giving him too much credit.
Five: For the reasonable people, there were what the squirrels are calling the dark corners to avoid the insufferable nature of socialization. Octavia was there with Irene hearing about how she first met Lucifer in the sweater she was wearing. I guess, speak of the devil and all that, Lucifer was there to bring her shots and claim she was brooding. People could go outside if they needed. and then there was a drinking game. For poor decisions, I'm sure.
Five: Well. I suppose we should drag this one out of here.
Gray: *snores lightly*
Belle: You could carry him, gently, instead of dragging him!
Five: … Must I?
Belle: I’m not going to allow you to drag the boy. Think of the stairs! Besides, you can just flit back up to the dorms without effort. Honestly, Five.
*chittering*
Five: I will murder your entire family line if you don't stop this nonsense, do you understand me?
*frantic chittering*
Five: Ugh, just give me the notes already so I can be done with this stupidity. At the school, Jo dealt with the tinsel at the library. Hyrule History and Legends learned about a sword. Which was hopefully more interesting than these notes. Topics in Sith Philosophy went on about how to deal with the inequality inherent in the philosophy.
Five: In town that wasn't the party held Watts at the Trooper Station learning about another party going on where Steven brought him lunch. How is this any of this newsworthy? Don't answer that. Practical Woodworking was just there for people to work on their projects. Rey was also dealing with the tinsel when she should have been training in her warehouse. Tsk. Raiden had a Christmas tree up at Pizza Planet. Which seems unnecessary. Graham struggled with the tinsel clean up at the Magpie Emporium before people arrived for their little game.
Belle: I really don’t know why you insist on bringing me to this place. Surely you have more experienced people to fill in when necessary.
*chittering*
Belle: Oh dear. Five, have you been threatening these poor creatures? No wonder they came to get me!
Five: Oh, ha ha. Grab a pile of notes and get started before I decide to just teleport away.
Belle: I’m here to keep you from murdering the squirrels not to help you. I suppose if reading some notes will accomplish that I ought to do it. I suppose I can start with the arrivals to the party, yes, thank you Leroy.
Five: This is a ridiculous amount of notes.
Belle:Mrs. Hargreeves of course did not have to arrive because it was her apartment. Mr. Munson did not have a sweater and gracefully accepted his glittery fate as a result and was, according to my notes, “very glam rock” whatever that means and Miss Smith appreciated his glitter aesthetic nearly as much as the squirrels seem to. Miss Smith was, herself, “extremely pink.” Mr. Temple had a sweater with both dinosaurs and aliens, to the delight of both party hostesses. Ms. Blackstone had axes on her sweater which seems appropriate for a blacksmith. I’m told that Mr. Amicitia’s sweater was also appropriate though the notes seem to indicate surprise that he wasn’t shirtless. It seems that Mr. Argentum re-wore a previous sweater but that was still acceptable to Mrs. Hargreeves who congratulated him on his recent engagement to Miss Sherman who was of course accompanying him to the party. Mr. Hendrickson was also wearing an appropriate sweater with something called a sasquatch on it which both hostesses seemed to approve of. Ms. Adler’s sweater was “extremely expensive” and sparkly and approved of by Miss Smith. Mr. Lang wore a sweater with a mirror on it, which seems like an odd choice, but it was deemed acceptable by Miss Smith, Mr. Rogers, and Ms. Beniko. Stark, but not Mr. Stark, had a t-shirt with cupcakes on it from Miss Smith which is why he did not get shot, a little. Leroy, why does it say it like that? How do you get shot, a little? Mr. Shunsui wore an “ugly kimono” while offering Ms. Octavia sake. Detective Diaz also had an appropriate sweater though it was apparently only silently approved of by Mr. McGarrett. Sidon had a sweater with both Santa and a shark on it and I do wish I could have seen that. And just to change things up a bit, Tisarwat had a jacket and gloves instead of a sweater.
Five: Probably less polyester there.
Belle: Oh, another very different sweater was worn by both Mr. Buckley and Mr. Diaz who had to discuss how they might eat and drink while sharing one sweater. That does seem complicated. Miss Smith was curious if they were sharing a sweater or if they were actually connected to each other beneath it. I suppose, on this island, that’s a reasonable question. Stark was also curious about the logistics of the sweater and received some rather interesting survival advice from Mr. Buckley that I shan’t be repeating here, thank you. And Mrs. Hargreeves also had some questions about how they decided who would wear which half of the sweater. Mr. Zane had a “charmingly retro” sweater which seemed to delight Mrs. Hargreeves and Miss Smith, who informed him she had a jello shot to match the sweater. Mr. Zane also discussed his fashion choices, and glitter, with Mr. Munson.
Belle:Mr. Rogers had a sweater that seemed too tight…hmmm…and both hostesses commented on it. Mr. McGarrett and Mr. Williams had sweaters picked out for each other. Miss Smith had a bit of trouble reading one and Mrs. Hargreeves and Mr. McGarrett discussed- No, that can’t possibly be right. Leroy, why does this say ”toilet punch”?
Five: That would explain so much about that man.
Belle: Ms. Foster wore a sweater over her armor, which seems uncomfortable, but the hostesses seemed to approve. Miss Sherman was also wearing a sweater over something…oh, honestly, that seems silly to say just because she’s with child! Mrs. Hargreeves was much more interested in her engagement ring, however, and Miss Smith was just pleased to see she’d made it to the party, and Mr. Amicitia was there to congratulate her on her upcoming wedding as well. Mr. Stark, not to be confused with Stark, had a sweater picked out for him by his husband who discussed jello concoctions with him while Miss Smith commented that the sweaters were confusing her.
*chittering*
Belle: Yes Leroy, the punch from the bathtub may have contributed there. Mr. Gooseman had a sweater that Miss Smith said she’d nearly chosen herself before opting for her entirely pink outfit. Mr. Cutter had a sweater with a dinosaur that lit up. Honestly, I may have to find myself one of these ridiculous sounding sweaters. Or perhaps just research them for entertainment purposes. Mr. Temple was glad to see Mr. Cutter, and Mrs. Hargreeves admired his sweater’s twinkliness, Miss Smith found it adorable, and Mr. Grant made sure to introduce himself and extend an invite to another party later in the month.
Gray: No, I'm--I just want to get waffles! I don't--oh, hey, guys.
Five: Welcome to the rodent gulag.
*affronted chittering*
Five: I'm not wrong!
Belle: Good morning, Gray!
Gray: Oh, good morning, Belle! Good morning, Five! So this is what the radio station looks like…
*chittering*
Gray: Oh, you want--you want me to read these? Wow, who knew squirrels had better handwriting than me? Okay, okay, uh...Clint arrived at the party (there was a party?), and Annie and Summer liked his cat sweater. Steven invited him to his Hanukkah party. Steve who is different from Steven thought his sweater was funny, but Tony thought it was cute. Will's sweater was also approved by Summer and Annie, and he talked to Eddie, who was shirtless. Nice. Annie wasn't sure if Steven was Steven, but he was, and Connor approved of his sweater, while Watts got him some punch, but not from the bathtub. Wait, what? Anyway. Gladio met Steven, but was a little confused because he looks like that Marc guy. Stark and Steven talked about some guy not texting Stark back, and Liz talked to Steven about her sweater. Annie liked Lucifer's sweater...
*pause*
Gray: I'm sorry, I just, I...Lucifer in a Christmas sweater. I mean I know it's a different guy, but!...Okay, I'm okay now. Annie also approved of Margo's sweater, and Stark asked her about bellinis. Watts had a sweater vest, which Annie approved of, while Stark liked his tie. Raiden--hi, Raiden!--was also there I hope they had enough booze, and Annie offered to cover him in glitter if he wanted. He talked to Stark about food, and Jane about merch, and then Watts invited him to a Hanukkah party. Bold move, you're gonna need a lot of latkes. Aaaaaand last but not least, Lana talked to Steven about how he went to London so someone named Llewellyn could make pie. I--sure.
Five: Nothing about these notes are meant to make sense. Nothing. They were written by alcoholic rodents, after all.
*grumbly squirrel sounds*
Five: People were able to hide out in the kitchen, people such as my brother where he discussed ugly sweaters and the clean up process after the party with Steve who is a SEAL. Annie and he joked about that ridiculous tub and also talked about the terrible sweaters. Ignis and Goose were of differing opinions of the tub juice and I will say that Goose was wrong. Irene and Margot debated whose alcohol was better, Margot's or the hosts'. Amaya and Irene--ugh, why is this glittery?--talked about future sweater ideas and the concept of naughty. Summer was glad to see Raiden made it to the party. Is that all there is for this part? God, there's more?
Gray: They never end. It’s wearing me out. *yawn*
Five: Are you---and he's asleep. He's fallen asleep. How?
Belle: He’s under a curse. Be nice.
Five: Ugh. Summer had her, admittedly fascinating, jello shots available for people to try. Which Annie praised effusively. As did Connor before selecting what he wanted to try. Stark was apparently blackmailed with fish jello in order to stay in line. Which honestly seems like an interesting way to go about it. I'll have to keep that in mind for my siblings. There was karaoke. Good memories of that. Also some sort of photo booth thing that Steven that has the n underlined for some reason and Watts partook in. They also did the arts and crafts that just seems like some sort of poorly thought out DUI testing to be at this party. Though, considering Diego is technically in law enforcement now... no. No. That's giving him too much credit.
Five: For the reasonable people, there were what the squirrels are calling the dark corners to avoid the insufferable nature of socialization. Octavia was there with Irene hearing about how she first met Lucifer in the sweater she was wearing. I guess, speak of the devil and all that, Lucifer was there to bring her shots and claim she was brooding. People could go outside if they needed. and then there was a drinking game. For poor decisions, I'm sure.
Five: Well. I suppose we should drag this one out of here.
Gray: *snores lightly*
Belle: You could carry him, gently, instead of dragging him!
Five: … Must I?
Belle: I’m not going to allow you to drag the boy. Think of the stairs! Besides, you can just flit back up to the dorms without effort. Honestly, Five.