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fandom_radio2022-09-22 12:49 pm
sexy_giraffe) wrote in fandom_radio2022-09-22 12:49 pm
Fandom Radio, Thursday, September 22
Good morning, it is me, Tahani al-Jamil--
*chittering*
Yes, Leroy, I know about the weekend.
*chittering*
I don't know if Kamilah is coming.
*chittering*
I'm quite certain she doesn't want to get a coffee with you. And what would Summer think? Let's get to classes before Leroy is even more ridiculous. Shop made non-edible biscuits. Most of the classes here make non-edible biscuits. Engineering worked on levers, and Dr. Lecter took his students to Milan to buy wedding ensembles for Annie and Diego's wedding. And since one mustn't match another guest, I will not be shopping Milan this season. And Student Heroes worked on catchphrases while Grown-Up Heroes modeled their costumes.
In town, Sidon had provided the rescue dog dog yachts--I don't see what's noteworthy about that, don't most dogs have dog yachts?--Irene broke herself away from looking at the royal jewelry collection to buy meat on sticks--
*chittering*
Are you sure it isn't a euphemism? I do remember where Irene works. Speaking of dubious work environments, we have a new person on the island, Michael, who works at the junkyard now, apparently. And people went to visit them there!
*chittering*
My face is not going to stick like this. I have a very expensive serum to ensure that. Summer went to check on her spaceship, as one does, and Dwight brought a housewarming bottle of wine to the junkyard. I'm going to let everyone meditate on that mental image. At least it was a bottle and not a box? And Connor was buying gin at T&C, Liz told Prompto about the guests she had coming this weekend--
*chittering*
I am not saying anything else about Kamilah! Annie and Diego ate wedding cake samplers--can you get those just for pretending to have a wedding? Asking for me--and hoped that no one died at their wedding. I think that should be a goal that doesn't need to be stated? Unless you mean becoming a social pariah? Because I know of one of those who drank and entire bottle of champagne on her own, danced on a table and now only gets invited places because she's royalty.
Sorry not sorry, Beatrice!
And finally, speaking of bad decisions, people were once again drinking odd Jello shots at Caritas. Goose and Summer made fun of Prompto's new facial hair--is it terrible? Will I be able to figure out who Prompto is because of it? Jesse was legitimately sad to have missed the malort last week, what is wrong with you, Summer emphatically told Stark she didn't want visitors this week--I know how that feels--and Jane told Summer about her incoming guest, Valkyrie. Rey was there to watch Jane regret a mushroom and green bean Jello shot that I regret even reading about, and Stark told her the smart move is to avoid the last Jello shot on the list. Rey and Summer planned Annie's bachelorette party, Anakin declared himself too old for Jello shots which Summer decided just made him just plain old, then made fun of Jane for trying the green bean one. Stark neatly sidestepped the trap of Anakin wanting him to describe him in a word.
And that's everything! I will see you at the picnic on Friday.
*chittering*
With my sister. If she doesn't have better things to do.
*chittering*
Yes, Leroy, I know about the weekend.
*chittering*
I don't know if Kamilah is coming.
*chittering*
I'm quite certain she doesn't want to get a coffee with you. And what would Summer think? Let's get to classes before Leroy is even more ridiculous. Shop made non-edible biscuits. Most of the classes here make non-edible biscuits. Engineering worked on levers, and Dr. Lecter took his students to Milan to buy wedding ensembles for Annie and Diego's wedding. And since one mustn't match another guest, I will not be shopping Milan this season. And Student Heroes worked on catchphrases while Grown-Up Heroes modeled their costumes.
In town, Sidon had provided the rescue dog dog yachts--I don't see what's noteworthy about that, don't most dogs have dog yachts?--Irene broke herself away from looking at the royal jewelry collection to buy meat on sticks--
*chittering*
Are you sure it isn't a euphemism? I do remember where Irene works. Speaking of dubious work environments, we have a new person on the island, Michael, who works at the junkyard now, apparently. And people went to visit them there!
*chittering*
My face is not going to stick like this. I have a very expensive serum to ensure that. Summer went to check on her spaceship, as one does, and Dwight brought a housewarming bottle of wine to the junkyard. I'm going to let everyone meditate on that mental image. At least it was a bottle and not a box? And Connor was buying gin at T&C, Liz told Prompto about the guests she had coming this weekend--
*chittering*
I am not saying anything else about Kamilah! Annie and Diego ate wedding cake samplers--can you get those just for pretending to have a wedding? Asking for me--and hoped that no one died at their wedding. I think that should be a goal that doesn't need to be stated? Unless you mean becoming a social pariah? Because I know of one of those who drank and entire bottle of champagne on her own, danced on a table and now only gets invited places because she's royalty.
Sorry not sorry, Beatrice!
And finally, speaking of bad decisions, people were once again drinking odd Jello shots at Caritas. Goose and Summer made fun of Prompto's new facial hair--is it terrible? Will I be able to figure out who Prompto is because of it? Jesse was legitimately sad to have missed the malort last week, what is wrong with you, Summer emphatically told Stark she didn't want visitors this week--I know how that feels--and Jane told Summer about her incoming guest, Valkyrie. Rey was there to watch Jane regret a mushroom and green bean Jello shot that I regret even reading about, and Stark told her the smart move is to avoid the last Jello shot on the list. Rey and Summer planned Annie's bachelorette party, Anakin declared himself too old for Jello shots which Summer decided just made him just plain old, then made fun of Jane for trying the green bean one. Stark neatly sidestepped the trap of Anakin wanting him to describe him in a word.
And that's everything! I will see you at the picnic on Friday.
*chittering*
With my sister. If she doesn't have better things to do.