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Fandom Radio :: Monday, December 17th.
Jeff: Hello everyone! We have radio again! 'Cos it's Tuesday. I mean, Monday. We used to have radio on Tuesday but then it got moved 'cos the blonde squirrel is a little odd upstairs and it made Turtle a bit paranoid. But now it's Monday and it's our radio!
Turtle: I was not paranoid! I'm not threatened by some blonde squirrel, thank you very much. But I did have very big issues with her reporting integrity!
Jeff: You were paranoid. I know paranoia, Turtle. She kept looking at us oddly!
Turtle: Oh, just read the notes. I'm not paranoid.
School: Paranoia About Failing?
Jeff: There's finals at Religions! Which is taken and visited by Jamie. Why would you visit a final? Was there some sort of test? I don't understand. There's an art show in Art Class, with projects and everything and the actual show part. I think I remember these notes being a little more interesting previously. Is it all the finals? Ooo! Then Jamie gets an action figure and they talk about people who aren't dead! And then there's some talk of art clubs but really, people who died but didn't, that's far more interesting. Is there some kind of lotion?
Turtle: For dead people?
Jeff: For undeadening dead people.
Turtle: And it's Angelus Day in Fandom Invasions....I thought it was finals day? Claire accidentally cuts herself, which is apparently noteworthy to this Angelus guy? I don't know. Everyone has to talk to him for their final, which seems really easy. Peter of the Petrelli Variety was a wary, watchful TA and Jamie bugged Mister Winchester for some Grey Poupon, which is silly, because he knows he could have just picked some up when he was at Turtle & Canary today, instead of being a whiny pants.
Jeff: You'd think by now Fandom would know about your stock.
Turtle: Exactly. I might have to go back to advertising on radio ever five seconds. We took our exam in Sex Ed class and Rikku TA'd. Keeping Your Wits About You had their exam over the classic Money Eating Vending Machine Scenario....I hate when that happens! Chris and Lana chat before the exam, and so do Isabel and Wyatt, only not as much on the latter because most of it was Isabel fellat--
I AM NOT READING THAT. Jamie talks to Doctor Wilson about his earwax problem, which I didn't want to read about either, and Wyatt wants to know if there's a word minimum, which means Wyatt is a slacker.
Turtle: Top Model Runway Whatever Class had a practical final where they had to design stuff and model it based on prompts, and Lee got the Top Model title. Seriously? Ugh! Thatshow class is so rigged! Top Model Lee TA's, and Mister Ares threatens to turn Jamie into steak. Which isn't very nice, but perhaps overdue.
Jeff: Steak? Sam opens the flirtary! And there's cookies brought in by Meg. I wish people would bring me cookies at work more often. Andrew did that once, but he hasn't got any breasts. Jamie wants to know about mustard. And keeping up with all the food - I'm hungry, Turtle, can I have a ham sandwich? - Dean brings lunch and then my little sister comes in about flowers. Can you eat flowers? I tried that once, but my mother made me spit them out. See, there was this woman, and I--
Turtle: Jeff? Is this story going to be appropriate for radio?
Jeff: ...Probably not. ...then the flirtary lives up to its reputation as Peter comes by. It's about a football game, apparently. Proper football? And then Jamie has a lot of lunch. Did you bring anything?
Turtle: Hm? You mean right now?
Jeff: I'm sort of hungry.
Turtle: I'm telling you, Jeff. You should really start eating something before you come into the studio. Miss Atreides has her office hours, where she exhibits gingerbread men cruelty and gets a visit from Jamie; he needs career advice.
Jeff: The office is open! As usual. I wonder if they had any food. Mister Suresh has office hours and Jamie comes by. To talk about naked gladiators. Female naked gladiators? Oh, no, it says 'men'. Well, that's a bit of a disappointment, isn't it? Mister Deadpool also has office hours and Jamie's there too to talk about beating up Jamie Prime. Do we have to start differentiating our Jamies too? That seems a little... disorganised. And then Aly gives him shopping advice, I'm certain he was grateful, was there food?
Dorms: Paranoid about Living Space.
Jeff: My little sister Ino still has the blue hair and then Jamie comes by and asks her about mustard. I'm really really hungry. And then That Weird Bloke Andrew brings his boyfriend things and they talk about kidnapping, which seems a little odd, but everyone has their... you know... things. And then Jamie comes by! AJ is visited by Jamie, and Jamie, and Jamie again, and Jamie again, and Jamie, Again, who ask him about another Jamie who was last seen streaking naked through the general area. I imagine he brought Jamie, 'cos then they visited Annette. Or at least one of them does. I think I'll call them all Jamie, Again since I'm not certain if there's a point in differentiating your Jamies. Jamie, Again streaks past Adam's in a sort of... Jamie-like fashion. So he mentions to Billy how Jamie, Again is very entertaining, which I'm not certain the squirrels agree on. I think they're considering a strike. Or potentially throwing nuts at his head. I'm not certain. Or perhaps I'm just projecting. One of them is glaring at me.
Turtle: I think that just means it's time for me to read a few notes, now, Jeff... Meg was in charge of keeping an eye on the StuCo's Coffee Cart in the second floor common room where she was totally being responsible and studying and not sleeping, right, Meg? Adah was drawn in my the smell of the coffee, ugh; Billy offers her a cup and Meg speculates to her that our feminism final involving stripper poles. She so better not be right on that one, ho-lee crap.
Jeff: It really depends on who'd be using the stripper poles.
Turtle: I can tell you right now that it isn't going to be me.
Jeff: Okay.
Turtle: Jamie goes coffee crazy, because, yeah, I'm sure that's all he needs, and Meg is concerned, rightly so, for his potential to overdose and/or get cavities. Adah wtf's at him and Sokka supports Jamie killing himself with gross, nasty coffee. Billy has Christmas music stuck in his head...ugh, don't we all? I'm starting to hear it in my sleep; it's very disturbing! And Meg is awake, really, to chat with him about finals. Johnny...see? I didn't call you any names, Johnny!...he was lured in my coffee, too, and it's weird how it does that, isn't it? Anyway, he came in and Meg told him about the stripper pole that better not really be our final and then they talked about how bendy she was and oh-kay, that's enough of that conversation. Adah gets to see Johnny's cool fire stuff, because I guess she hasn't, because she apparently lives under a rock. Sokka was there, too, because food was there. And Sokka-slash-food is totally my OTP. Or an OTP. I don't even know what OTP means, so I'm hoping it's not dirty.
Jeff: It sounds a bit dirty, though, doesn't it? *snickering* OTP!
Turtle: *facepalm* And, ladies and gentlemen, my boyfriend is, like, twelve. So, anyway, Isabel phones home and then the poor thing has to be exposed to a streaking Jamie. Hoshi is packing for a holiday trip home and Jack stops by to talk to her about a lot of talkity talk stuff. Jamie also drops in to ask Hoshi if she's seen his naked self. And then goes chasing after his naked self. Ow. My poor brain. Chris is all doting over his injured girlfriend and Wyatt stops by a bit later to check up on what's going on. And Dawn gets a call that has her needing to get home STAT. Dean shows up all worried and it sounds like that Angelus guy is involved? A Jamie Parade runs by, and Mel shows up to get filled in on everything about this thing which sounds really chaotic and confusing, I don't know. Rikku's also there to find out all about it, too.
Jeff: And then Z gets hit by Jamie, Again and Jamie, Again. I wonder where Jamie, Again was?
Town: Paranoid about...well, y'know. That guy who looks like Seely. And Jamie.
Jeff: Turtle opened Turtle & Canary, as always the proper way of things, and then Jamie attempts to upset the natural order by demanding a hot Squishy. You can't have a hot Squishy! Planets would fall out of alignment! ...Then Sokka puts meat in his Squishy which I suppose can be allowed, just as long as it's not warm.
Turtle: Thank you. I'm glad you see the reason in that whole Squishy debacle, too!
Jeff: You just can't have warm Squishies! It's... it's diabolical. Jamie, Again must be stopped!
Turtle: Ami opened the Magic Box and got a visit, surprise, surprise, from Jamie, who is looking for cutting ladies in half kits. Mister Yitzhak opens Luke's Diner and Jamie, of course, comes in to get a burger. Mary is at the Arms Hotel as usual, and so is Gunther, and Doctor Keyworth admires Mary's gingerbread. Oh, man, I really hope that's not a euphemism. And Robin, the frog one, gets cookies. Again. Hopefully not a euphemism. Although Jamie is over-excited over Gunther's cookies and that? I bet is a euphemism.
Jeff: They're Gunther's, you can never be certain.
Turtle: UGH. So, Detective Montoya womans the Trooper Station and guess who shows up. Go on, guess. I bet you'll neeeeever get it. It's Jamie! He's there to report that his virginity has been lost. Oy. Detective Montoya is not impressed. And then Ino is at the Perk, innocently trying to enjoy a peppermint mocha, when, lo and behold, of course, Jamie shows up to annoy her. Just like he's annoying me with doing what he does and being everywhere. I'm going to go discover how to make anti-duplicating stuff and lace the Grape Judas with it at this point.
*slight pause* You know? I bet Jamie did this today because he knows I'm doing radio. And he just likes hearing me say his name so much....
Jeff: ...Do you say his name more often than mine?
Turtle: Well, today I have, yeah, 'cause he's all over these notes. I'm actually surprised he's not in the studio right now.
Jeff: Could you say my name again? You know. Just to compensate.
Turtle: Jeff. Jeff Jeff, Jeff Jeff Jeff.
Jeff: You are the best girlfriend ever.
Turtle: I know. Mister Cable is getting some work done over at the Wellspring Arms and Meditation Center, that is until Mister Deadpool shows up to bug him, that rascally little scamp. He tells Mister Cable about his plans to kidnap him, which I don't think is how it's supposed to work, but, then again, I've never kidnapped anyone. My newest hire Sokka comes in and Mister Cable very smartly is against giving him a gun, but Mister Deadpool's all, 'okay, if you can learn to be more responsible in fighting, we'll give you a gun.' Which means Sokka will never get a gun. Jamie? Also denied a gun. Have I mentioned how much I like Mister Cable? He seems so smart and reasonable, and there's definitely not enough of that around here. AlsoMisterDeadpoolgavemeagunandIdidn'tevenhavetoaskforit, ha! *AHEM* Anyway, Ed also showed up to be all, "GUNS ARE BAD," which they are, but there's also meditation, so Wellspring Arms is a place for everyone! Hooray.
Jeff: George-Michael opened the Banana Stand. I imagine there were bananas. He should get some melons in. Jamie, again, comes by and asks to pay with Canadian money, which by the sound of this squirrel is apparently something odd. And then, Jamie also visits Chad's music shop for songs about condiments. Can you actually buy songs about condiments? Dancing condiments? I have to see this movie!
Turtle: And I have to capitalize on that yesterday.
Jeff: The post office is opened by Annette, and Dick comes by to talk about Annette's pudge. I like the word 'pudge', it can mean so many things. Does Annette have good pudge? Oh, no, wait, Annette talks about Dick's pudge! Right. That's not nearly as interesting. And Jamie, Again, comes by 'cos he's got a gift for some bloke called Scott Summers and he needs it insured for a bajillion dollars. Must be a very dangerous man, Scott.
Turtle: A bajillion isn't a real monetary number. I should know.
Jeff: Over at the book shop, Millie gets a visit from Jamie, Again who is still searching for books about mustard. And then there's gifts from Billy to Naomi at Sparky's! I hope it wasn't mustard. Then Jamie, Again stops by to ask after colours. Mustard, I take it.
Turtle: Miss Lehane got a phone call that sends her out of town and Xander-I'm-cool-'cause-my-name-starts-with-an-X is all pacey in his apartment. Logan...who the heck is Logan?....anyway, he shows up, hoping no one's been hurt. And then Bel and another person I don't know show up and they talk about this Angelus guy with Xander-I'm-Cool-'cause-my-name-starts-with-an-X and Bridge and that Logan guy, and this is harder to follow than all the different Jamies, oh em gee.
Jeff: Don't say his name. Then we might have Jamie, Again over for tea. And he'll eat everything.
Turtle: So, right. This Angelus-Guy-Who-Apparently-Looks-Like-Seely-But-Isn't calls Bel to meet with him and they're all smarmy and drama llamas at each other or something, and Bel leaves. Then Angelus Guy leaves, and runs into Lana, and there's stuff about drinking and Sam and Dean and Holy Water and this really doesn't sound good. Especially since during Katara's clinic shift, there are a few arrivals...
Turtle: I'M NOT PARANOID, really, but it's kind of hard when crap like this goes on!
Jeff: Who cares about the clinic? Jamie, Again is out there, terrorising us with warm Squishies. Action should be taken.
Turtle: ....like what? Do you even know how many there are?
Jeff: Many, I imagine. We'll have to consider a barricade. Perhaps Sokka could bring meat.
Turtle: I was not paranoid! I'm not threatened by some blonde squirrel, thank you very much. But I did have very big issues with her reporting integrity!
Jeff: You were paranoid. I know paranoia, Turtle. She kept looking at us oddly!
Turtle: Oh, just read the notes. I'm not paranoid.
School: Paranoia About Failing?
Jeff: There's finals at Religions! Which is taken and visited by Jamie. Why would you visit a final? Was there some sort of test? I don't understand. There's an art show in Art Class, with projects and everything and the actual show part. I think I remember these notes being a little more interesting previously. Is it all the finals? Ooo! Then Jamie gets an action figure and they talk about people who aren't dead! And then there's some talk of art clubs but really, people who died but didn't, that's far more interesting. Is there some kind of lotion?
Turtle: For dead people?
Jeff: For undeadening dead people.
Turtle: And it's Angelus Day in Fandom Invasions....I thought it was finals day? Claire accidentally cuts herself, which is apparently noteworthy to this Angelus guy? I don't know. Everyone has to talk to him for their final, which seems really easy. Peter of the Petrelli Variety was a wary, watchful TA and Jamie bugged Mister Winchester for some Grey Poupon, which is silly, because he knows he could have just picked some up when he was at Turtle & Canary today, instead of being a whiny pants.
Jeff: You'd think by now Fandom would know about your stock.
Turtle: Exactly. I might have to go back to advertising on radio ever five seconds. We took our exam in Sex Ed class and Rikku TA'd. Keeping Your Wits About You had their exam over the classic Money Eating Vending Machine Scenario....I hate when that happens! Chris and Lana chat before the exam, and so do Isabel and Wyatt, only not as much on the latter because most of it was Isabel fellat--
I AM NOT READING THAT. Jamie talks to Doctor Wilson about his earwax problem, which I didn't want to read about either, and Wyatt wants to know if there's a word minimum, which means Wyatt is a slacker.
Turtle: Top Model Runway Whatever Class had a practical final where they had to design stuff and model it based on prompts, and Lee got the Top Model title. Seriously? Ugh! That
Jeff: Steak? Sam opens the flirtary! And there's cookies brought in by Meg. I wish people would bring me cookies at work more often. Andrew did that once, but he hasn't got any breasts. Jamie wants to know about mustard. And keeping up with all the food - I'm hungry, Turtle, can I have a ham sandwich? - Dean brings lunch and then my little sister comes in about flowers. Can you eat flowers? I tried that once, but my mother made me spit them out. See, there was this woman, and I--
Turtle: Jeff? Is this story going to be appropriate for radio?
Jeff: ...Probably not. ...then the flirtary lives up to its reputation as Peter comes by. It's about a football game, apparently. Proper football? And then Jamie has a lot of lunch. Did you bring anything?
Turtle: Hm? You mean right now?
Jeff: I'm sort of hungry.
Turtle: I'm telling you, Jeff. You should really start eating something before you come into the studio. Miss Atreides has her office hours, where she exhibits gingerbread men cruelty and gets a visit from Jamie; he needs career advice.
Jeff: The office is open! As usual. I wonder if they had any food. Mister Suresh has office hours and Jamie comes by. To talk about naked gladiators. Female naked gladiators? Oh, no, it says 'men'. Well, that's a bit of a disappointment, isn't it? Mister Deadpool also has office hours and Jamie's there too to talk about beating up Jamie Prime. Do we have to start differentiating our Jamies too? That seems a little... disorganised. And then Aly gives him shopping advice, I'm certain he was grateful, was there food?
Dorms: Paranoid about Living Space.
Jeff: My little sister Ino still has the blue hair and then Jamie comes by and asks her about mustard. I'm really really hungry. And then That Weird Bloke Andrew brings his boyfriend things and they talk about kidnapping, which seems a little odd, but everyone has their... you know... things. And then Jamie comes by! AJ is visited by Jamie, and Jamie, and Jamie again, and Jamie again, and Jamie, Again, who ask him about another Jamie who was last seen streaking naked through the general area. I imagine he brought Jamie, 'cos then they visited Annette. Or at least one of them does. I think I'll call them all Jamie, Again since I'm not certain if there's a point in differentiating your Jamies. Jamie, Again streaks past Adam's in a sort of... Jamie-like fashion. So he mentions to Billy how Jamie, Again is very entertaining, which I'm not certain the squirrels agree on. I think they're considering a strike. Or potentially throwing nuts at his head. I'm not certain. Or perhaps I'm just projecting. One of them is glaring at me.
Turtle: I think that just means it's time for me to read a few notes, now, Jeff... Meg was in charge of keeping an eye on the StuCo's Coffee Cart in the second floor common room where she was totally being responsible and studying and not sleeping, right, Meg? Adah was drawn in my the smell of the coffee, ugh; Billy offers her a cup and Meg speculates to her that our feminism final involving stripper poles. She so better not be right on that one, ho-lee crap.
Jeff: It really depends on who'd be using the stripper poles.
Turtle: I can tell you right now that it isn't going to be me.
Jeff: Okay.
Turtle: Jamie goes coffee crazy, because, yeah, I'm sure that's all he needs, and Meg is concerned, rightly so, for his potential to overdose and/or get cavities. Adah wtf's at him and Sokka supports Jamie killing himself with gross, nasty coffee. Billy has Christmas music stuck in his head...ugh, don't we all? I'm starting to hear it in my sleep; it's very disturbing! And Meg is awake, really, to chat with him about finals. Johnny...see? I didn't call you any names, Johnny!...he was lured in my coffee, too, and it's weird how it does that, isn't it? Anyway, he came in and Meg told him about the stripper pole that better not really be our final and then they talked about how bendy she was and oh-kay, that's enough of that conversation. Adah gets to see Johnny's cool fire stuff, because I guess she hasn't, because she apparently lives under a rock. Sokka was there, too, because food was there. And Sokka-slash-food is totally my OTP. Or an OTP. I don't even know what OTP means, so I'm hoping it's not dirty.
Jeff: It sounds a bit dirty, though, doesn't it? *snickering* OTP!
Turtle: *facepalm* And, ladies and gentlemen, my boyfriend is, like, twelve. So, anyway, Isabel phones home and then the poor thing has to be exposed to a streaking Jamie. Hoshi is packing for a holiday trip home and Jack stops by to talk to her about a lot of talkity talk stuff. Jamie also drops in to ask Hoshi if she's seen his naked self. And then goes chasing after his naked self. Ow. My poor brain. Chris is all doting over his injured girlfriend and Wyatt stops by a bit later to check up on what's going on. And Dawn gets a call that has her needing to get home STAT. Dean shows up all worried and it sounds like that Angelus guy is involved? A Jamie Parade runs by, and Mel shows up to get filled in on everything about this thing which sounds really chaotic and confusing, I don't know. Rikku's also there to find out all about it, too.
Jeff: And then Z gets hit by Jamie, Again and Jamie, Again. I wonder where Jamie, Again was?
Town: Paranoid about...well, y'know. That guy who looks like Seely. And Jamie.
Jeff: Turtle opened Turtle & Canary, as always the proper way of things, and then Jamie attempts to upset the natural order by demanding a hot Squishy. You can't have a hot Squishy! Planets would fall out of alignment! ...Then Sokka puts meat in his Squishy which I suppose can be allowed, just as long as it's not warm.
Turtle: Thank you. I'm glad you see the reason in that whole Squishy debacle, too!
Jeff: You just can't have warm Squishies! It's... it's diabolical. Jamie, Again must be stopped!
Turtle: Ami opened the Magic Box and got a visit, surprise, surprise, from Jamie, who is looking for cutting ladies in half kits. Mister Yitzhak opens Luke's Diner and Jamie, of course, comes in to get a burger. Mary is at the Arms Hotel as usual, and so is Gunther, and Doctor Keyworth admires Mary's gingerbread. Oh, man, I really hope that's not a euphemism. And Robin, the frog one, gets cookies. Again. Hopefully not a euphemism. Although Jamie is over-excited over Gunther's cookies and that? I bet is a euphemism.
Jeff: They're Gunther's, you can never be certain.
Turtle: UGH. So, Detective Montoya womans the Trooper Station and guess who shows up. Go on, guess. I bet you'll neeeeever get it. It's Jamie! He's there to report that his virginity has been lost. Oy. Detective Montoya is not impressed. And then Ino is at the Perk, innocently trying to enjoy a peppermint mocha, when, lo and behold, of course, Jamie shows up to annoy her. Just like he's annoying me with doing what he does and being everywhere. I'm going to go discover how to make anti-duplicating stuff and lace the Grape Judas with it at this point.
*slight pause* You know? I bet Jamie did this today because he knows I'm doing radio. And he just likes hearing me say his name so much....
Jeff: ...Do you say his name more often than mine?
Turtle: Well, today I have, yeah, 'cause he's all over these notes. I'm actually surprised he's not in the studio right now.
Jeff: Could you say my name again? You know. Just to compensate.
Turtle: Jeff. Jeff Jeff, Jeff Jeff Jeff.
Jeff: You are the best girlfriend ever.
Turtle: I know. Mister Cable is getting some work done over at the Wellspring Arms and Meditation Center, that is until Mister Deadpool shows up to bug him, that rascally little scamp. He tells Mister Cable about his plans to kidnap him, which I don't think is how it's supposed to work, but, then again, I've never kidnapped anyone. My newest hire Sokka comes in and Mister Cable very smartly is against giving him a gun, but Mister Deadpool's all, 'okay, if you can learn to be more responsible in fighting, we'll give you a gun.' Which means Sokka will never get a gun. Jamie? Also denied a gun. Have I mentioned how much I like Mister Cable? He seems so smart and reasonable, and there's definitely not enough of that around here. AlsoMisterDeadpoolgavemeagunandIdidn'tevenhavetoaskforit, ha! *AHEM* Anyway, Ed also showed up to be all, "GUNS ARE BAD," which they are, but there's also meditation, so Wellspring Arms is a place for everyone! Hooray.
Jeff: George-Michael opened the Banana Stand. I imagine there were bananas. He should get some melons in. Jamie, again, comes by and asks to pay with Canadian money, which by the sound of this squirrel is apparently something odd. And then, Jamie also visits Chad's music shop for songs about condiments. Can you actually buy songs about condiments? Dancing condiments? I have to see this movie!
Turtle: And I have to capitalize on that yesterday.
Jeff: The post office is opened by Annette, and Dick comes by to talk about Annette's pudge. I like the word 'pudge', it can mean so many things. Does Annette have good pudge? Oh, no, wait, Annette talks about Dick's pudge! Right. That's not nearly as interesting. And Jamie, Again, comes by 'cos he's got a gift for some bloke called Scott Summers and he needs it insured for a bajillion dollars. Must be a very dangerous man, Scott.
Turtle: A bajillion isn't a real monetary number. I should know.
Jeff: Over at the book shop, Millie gets a visit from Jamie, Again who is still searching for books about mustard. And then there's gifts from Billy to Naomi at Sparky's! I hope it wasn't mustard. Then Jamie, Again stops by to ask after colours. Mustard, I take it.
Turtle: Miss Lehane got a phone call that sends her out of town and Xander-I'm-cool-'cause-my-name-starts-with-an-X is all pacey in his apartment. Logan...who the heck is Logan?....anyway, he shows up, hoping no one's been hurt. And then Bel and another person I don't know show up and they talk about this Angelus guy with Xander-I'm-Cool-'cause-my-name-starts-with-an-X and Bridge and that Logan guy, and this is harder to follow than all the different Jamies, oh em gee.
Jeff: Don't say his name. Then we might have Jamie, Again over for tea. And he'll eat everything.
Turtle: So, right. This Angelus-Guy-Who-Apparently-Looks-Like-Seely-But-Isn't calls Bel to meet with him and they're all smarmy and drama llamas at each other or something, and Bel leaves. Then Angelus Guy leaves, and runs into Lana, and there's stuff about drinking and Sam and Dean and Holy Water and this really doesn't sound good. Especially since during Katara's clinic shift, there are a few arrivals...
Turtle: I'M NOT PARANOID, really, but it's kind of hard when crap like this goes on!
Jeff: Who cares about the clinic? Jamie, Again is out there, terrorising us with warm Squishies. Action should be taken.
Turtle: ....like what? Do you even know how many there are?
Jeff: Many, I imagine. We'll have to consider a barricade. Perhaps Sokka could bring meat.