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fandom_radio2022-02-01 10:12 am
sexy_giraffe) wrote in fandom_radio2022-02-01 10:12 am
Fandom Radio, Tuesday, February 1, 2022
Good morning, it's Tahani al-Jamil once again to brighten your lives and expand your minds with news of yesterday! No need to thank me, truly, a job well done is thanks enough for me. Though I also do love a good latte, just in case anyone wishes to send me one.
*long pause*
And it's clearly not happening right now, so on with the news. In classes, Poetry went to Japan to admire the snow. Couldn't you go somewhere closer to admire the snow? Escape Strategies learned lockpicking, which I was a natural at, and Guiding the Powerful was charged with dissuading a king from conducting an extensive, expensive renovation. Oh, you won't. And speaking of potential decapitations, Mythbusting explored whether decapitations could happen via ceiling fan. Around here, I believe that anything is possible. Dr. Lecter's food class had a field trip to the island grocery store, which is definitely not Japan. Maybe a middle ground could be achieved on what a field trip should be?
In town, Rey had to move her things out of her ex-boyfriend's place, how awful, Stark was checking inventory at the clinic, Tattoos was moving all of his work onto Detective Williams' desk at the police station, and the plastic axes of the Devil's Nest have been replaced with squeaky axe-shaped chew toys. I'm sure that went down very well.
*chittering*
Of course it didn't, Leroy, the owner is a terrifying vampire. Kurt stopped by the animal shelter to take photos for our photography assignment, Prompto told Liz about an pool party they threw for Ignis' birthday in an apartment last year without somehow collapsing the apartment's floor so well done everyone, and Rosa was hearing noises no one else could at Diaz and Ass. And before the food class invaded, Summer was visited at T&C by Goose--who apparently forgets his name is Shane sometimes--and Barry, who was having an algae problem. Margo put down her shiny new axe long enough to eat Korean food for lunch with Eliot, who then had coffee with Jon but it got weirdly intense and then Eliot started choking on his coffee--
*rustling*
And that's all we have? Well, we just have to end of a cliffhanger today. Hopefully Eliot isn't dead! Tata!
*long pause*
And it's clearly not happening right now, so on with the news. In classes, Poetry went to Japan to admire the snow. Couldn't you go somewhere closer to admire the snow? Escape Strategies learned lockpicking, which I was a natural at, and Guiding the Powerful was charged with dissuading a king from conducting an extensive, expensive renovation. Oh, you won't. And speaking of potential decapitations, Mythbusting explored whether decapitations could happen via ceiling fan. Around here, I believe that anything is possible. Dr. Lecter's food class had a field trip to the island grocery store, which is definitely not Japan. Maybe a middle ground could be achieved on what a field trip should be?
In town, Rey had to move her things out of her ex-boyfriend's place, how awful, Stark was checking inventory at the clinic, Tattoos was moving all of his work onto Detective Williams' desk at the police station, and the plastic axes of the Devil's Nest have been replaced with squeaky axe-shaped chew toys. I'm sure that went down very well.
*chittering*
Of course it didn't, Leroy, the owner is a terrifying vampire. Kurt stopped by the animal shelter to take photos for our photography assignment, Prompto told Liz about an pool party they threw for Ignis' birthday in an apartment last year without somehow collapsing the apartment's floor so well done everyone, and Rosa was hearing noises no one else could at Diaz and Ass. And before the food class invaded, Summer was visited at T&C by Goose--who apparently forgets his name is Shane sometimes--and Barry, who was having an algae problem. Margo put down her shiny new axe long enough to eat Korean food for lunch with Eliot, who then had coffee with Jon but it got weirdly intense and then Eliot started choking on his coffee--
*rustling*
And that's all we have? Well, we just have to end of a cliffhanger today. Hopefully Eliot isn't dead! Tata!