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fandom_radio2021-12-04 07:43 am
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Fandom Radio - Saturday December 4th
Jaskier: Another very lovely Saturday morning, don't you all think?
*chittering*
Jaskier: Yes, yes. Oh. Oh, wow. That is a lot of notes there. What happened--THE PARTY WAS LAST NIGHT? I MISSED THE PARTY??
*chittering*
*door slamming*
Jaye: …Okay, I guess I'm doing radio today.
Jaskier: *sniffling* ...did the squirrels kidnap you?
Jaye: No, I always shove myself into the radio station every week. What are you sniffling about?
Jaskier: I missed the Christmas party! It's a travesty!
Jaye: Oh. Well, by the looks of that stack of paper there, there's so many notes it'll feel like you were there.
Jaskier: That's… possible. Let's. Let's just begin and I will reward your squirrel forced assistance with mimosas once we leave here. Alright, alright. Let's go. Ahem. At the school, Jo was in the library, deeply concerned by the sugar balls just rolling about. How To Be A Chocobro played a game of hot and cold with their chocobos. Superheroing 101 worked on keeping the peace among a collective of Santas. Though I doubt seduction came up as a possibility. Teamwork attempted to herd the sugar balls, though I doubt any success was accomplished.
Jaskier: In town, Astrid was enjoying the sugar balls far more than Apu was at Turtle & Canary. Rey did her usual bit of training even with the sugar balls about. Hannibal had Liz stop in for counselling and thankfully the squirrels did not get too gossipy over such things.
Jaskier: There was the aforementioned party at Annie and Diego's that I missed. It's fine, it's fine. I'll power through it. There was a selection of Christmas sweaters for people to pick upon arrival should they need it. Wanda arrived with what was apparently a classic television themed sweater that Annie approved of greatly before the subject turned toward decorations and then their respective love lives. Stark was concerned over the potential for the return of murderous decorations, though Annie assured him they would be safe this year. Prompto managed to get Annie to offer him the use of her glitter cannon for anything or anyone who might need to get glittered. That someone seemed to be Gladio who insisted he'd wanted it anyway. Steve with the tattoos approved of Gladio's sweater and got a compliment in return before trying to answer why people wore weird sweaters for the holiday. Answer pending, I think. Jon also spoke with Gladio and was roped into assisting with a sleeveless sweater for his efforts.
Jaskier: Seivarden was there, but let Annie know that it was to say goodbye and speak with Summer before she left. Lazlo and a film crew arrived, much to Annie's displeasure once she invited them in. Eric was deeply amused that he needed to be invited in before they went about the vampiric cliches. Amaya was there in a weaponry themed sweater and concerned about the roving mistletoe. Dwight complimented her on the theme of her sweater and they discussed how the holidays here were far less fatal than the ones back where he came from. She also went on to offer to buy drinks for Irene to send karaoke--I missed singing too??--before having to flee the conversation. Irene went on to cause Summer issues over the loveliness of her outfit before discussing what Barry had been like as a student during Irene's tenure as a teacher here. Rey and Annie discussed the spread being offered to all the guests before the subject of if a Christmas tree was necessary came up. Liz had Prompto there as her date and he was a lovely date who procured her a drink before a mistletoe drone arrived and, in the words of the squirrels, they were unreasonably adorable.
Goose was offered the choice of a sweater or being glittered. He chose the glitter. A bold decision.
Jaye: All right, I should probably take some of these before you lose your entire voice. Here we've got Irene trying to get Dwight to do the party animal thing on the karaoke machine, Annie welcomed Will to his first Fandom party by telling him about all the knives waiting to stick him in the ass, Will told Eliot he's taken but that if Eliot needs CPR assistance he'll help. You know what, I don't want an explanation. That's perfect as is. Stark was glad Will hadn't been glittered, Annie welcomed the landlord to the rager in the safest way possible that I probably blew just now. Oh well, that's Past Annie's problem. Old Steve's sweater got Annie to tell him he should have brought his dog, and he told Wanda about all of the not-fun holiday stuff he has to do coming up. Dwight and Miguel had sweater synergy, and they talked about whether Rosa had been heard from yet, Annie introduced Eliot to the party, Jon got to watch Eliot make his sweater tackier with a spell, and Hannibal and Irene complimented each other's fashion choices, while Eliot thought Hannibal failed the assignment. And yet apparently he went unglittered.
Jaskier: Was it at least fashionable?
Jaye: Either way he would have been more fashionable with glitter.
Jaskier: ...you know, I can't find fault in that logic.
*chittering of agreement*
Jaye: Margo suggested doing body shots later at the party to Annie, so I guess we're gonna see if that happened. Margo and Eliot talked about shots, both Jello and body, while Margo warned Jon off Eliot and Annie suggested new accents for Lucifer- Brad Pitt inthe meta for Snatch or get out- and Annie teased New Steve over holiday camo. Okay, that I'm sorry I missed. Tony and Old Steve were gross about being themed, Annie memorialized Danny's fashion with a picture, while New Steve teased him and went to get beers. All of these are appropriate reactions.
Jaskier: So many couples here. It almost makes a man jealous. Almost.
Jaye: Just almost?
Jaskier: I have a very open heart, not meant to be tied down for too long!
Jaye: Let's hear it for a stack of notes for a kitchen. Ignis kept a shirtless and be-glittered Goose from making drunk calls, while Prompto glitter-shot Ignis, and Summer got her own table for Jello shots. Annie wondered how Summer was going to keep topping herself- dirty- while I know one day there won't be a higher mountain to climb and I kind of hope I'm there to see it. Seivarden chose a party to tell Summer she's leaving and ask her to watch her cat, A+ move there. Goose started on the long road of bad decisions and got warned he may have to sleep here, Summer suggested to Rey that Jello shots on sticks might have been a bad idea with drunk people... I dunno, I like chaos. Summer found out about Dwight's new puppy, Billy and Miguel both got a shot recommendation, Stark got to show off his glow in the dark sweater, and Eliot came by for a rec and sweater compliments.
Jaskier: My god, these notes just keep coming!
Jaye: The notes are everywhere, much like glitter.
Jaskier: Gods help us.
Jaye: Then we've got Summer sending Lucifer off to the Santa hats- more on those later, probably- talking to Jon about cat weaponization- normal- getting brandy from Hannibal, and Old Steve told her he'd try one of each Jello shot. Someone check on him, maybe?
Jaskier: Is this Steve with the lovely shoulders?
Jaye: Yes. I've never seen his shoulders but I assume. There was also karaoke, and suddenly I'm okay with missing this. (Also I hate people.) Praising Prompto meant Liz had to get up and do it, Irene and Margo found an opportunity to flirt over a hat, Margo, Eliot and Jon got a drunken threesome going- dirty- Amaya sang so Irene got her to blush, and actually so did Dwight, and I'm sure she's thrilled about this set of notes. Dwight sang and told Irene maybe he'll do it again the next time Caritas hosts karaoke night. Which is actually every nightwe just don't always use OCD.
*chittering*
Jaye: Will I be at the bar with karaoke tonight? I dunno, time will tell. There was also a present exchange for people, and arts and crafts. Laszlo and Eliot made dirty glitter ornaments, and Laszlo and Eric debated whether it was bad form to eat hostesses even if they glittered you. Survey says: probably not, but also none of you were escaping that place without glitter on you anyway.
Jaskier: As this was still a party, there were the usual dark corners should anyone need to lurk about. Like Diego who was less exuberant of a host than Annie was. Steve with the tattoos and he greatly enjoyed the terrible sweaters of their respective partners before movies starring Diego's sister was mentioned. Annie also checked in on him, though her reasons were far more flirty with body shots coming up as a possibility. New Person Will attempted to stay out of the way, but was no match for Buck who was glad to see he was still alive before they discussed the professions of their family members. Steve with the tattoos surprised Will before attempting to convince him that his Christmas outfit was tactical camouflage. Five was there to judge everyone around him it would seem. He and Diego apparently got into a verbal slap fight that involved threatening to puke on each other. A very confused Belle delivered a book to Five before being dragged off to have a sweater inflicted upon her.
Jaye: Isn't he the teleporting guy? Why not give him a glitter cannon?
Jaskier: He seems a touch… murderous? For it?
Jaye: Your point?
Jaskier: I worry for my safety right now, but I have never found anyone more attractive. Luckily there was also the outside should anyone feel a bit claustrophobic. Silver was concerned by the plastic deer, though Rey was more concerned over someone cursing them with a blizzard before being reminded that they could always go into space to escape it. That much is fair. Faye found herself exiled outside for smoking, though it allowed her to meet Silver and defend the honor of jello shot. Stark checked in that she wasn't too cold and if she'd be spending the party out there.. Luckily it wasn't awful out last night if she did. Din and his small, adorable green child were also outside and the child was dressed in a way that caused Rey to make a high pitched noise of delight that I had not been aware was something she did. But here we are. Faye was less obviously delighted by the child, though she did force a sweater on Din instead. Stark shared Rey's delight before they shared their mutual confusion over the holiday.
Jaye: And finally- finally- there were games, including something about Santa hats that's sort of like Drink or Dare. Luckily Stark had Faye there for one that was actually kinda dirty. Good for them.
Jaskier: Ah, young love. Perhaps I should see if Erik is around this evening to make up for missing out on a night of drunken debauchery.
Jaye: I mean the answer to that is always yes.
Jaskier: Oh, I am definitely buying you mimosas now. And that appears to be all the news there was. That I missed out on.
Jaye: You'll make it next time.
Jaskier: This has been your resident troubadour, Jaskier--
Jaye: -and that chick who'll see you all tomorrow.
Jaskier: Have a lovely weekend!
*chittering*
Jaskier: Yes, yes. Oh. Oh, wow. That is a lot of notes there. What happened--THE PARTY WAS LAST NIGHT? I MISSED THE PARTY??
*chittering*
*door slamming*
Jaye: …Okay, I guess I'm doing radio today.
Jaskier: *sniffling* ...did the squirrels kidnap you?
Jaye: No, I always shove myself into the radio station every week. What are you sniffling about?
Jaskier: I missed the Christmas party! It's a travesty!
Jaye: Oh. Well, by the looks of that stack of paper there, there's so many notes it'll feel like you were there.
Jaskier: That's… possible. Let's. Let's just begin and I will reward your squirrel forced assistance with mimosas once we leave here. Alright, alright. Let's go. Ahem. At the school, Jo was in the library, deeply concerned by the sugar balls just rolling about. How To Be A Chocobro played a game of hot and cold with their chocobos. Superheroing 101 worked on keeping the peace among a collective of Santas. Though I doubt seduction came up as a possibility. Teamwork attempted to herd the sugar balls, though I doubt any success was accomplished.
Jaskier: In town, Astrid was enjoying the sugar balls far more than Apu was at Turtle & Canary. Rey did her usual bit of training even with the sugar balls about. Hannibal had Liz stop in for counselling and thankfully the squirrels did not get too gossipy over such things.
Jaskier: There was the aforementioned party at Annie and Diego's that I missed. It's fine, it's fine. I'll power through it. There was a selection of Christmas sweaters for people to pick upon arrival should they need it. Wanda arrived with what was apparently a classic television themed sweater that Annie approved of greatly before the subject turned toward decorations and then their respective love lives. Stark was concerned over the potential for the return of murderous decorations, though Annie assured him they would be safe this year. Prompto managed to get Annie to offer him the use of her glitter cannon for anything or anyone who might need to get glittered. That someone seemed to be Gladio who insisted he'd wanted it anyway. Steve with the tattoos approved of Gladio's sweater and got a compliment in return before trying to answer why people wore weird sweaters for the holiday. Answer pending, I think. Jon also spoke with Gladio and was roped into assisting with a sleeveless sweater for his efforts.
Jaskier: Seivarden was there, but let Annie know that it was to say goodbye and speak with Summer before she left. Lazlo and a film crew arrived, much to Annie's displeasure once she invited them in. Eric was deeply amused that he needed to be invited in before they went about the vampiric cliches. Amaya was there in a weaponry themed sweater and concerned about the roving mistletoe. Dwight complimented her on the theme of her sweater and they discussed how the holidays here were far less fatal than the ones back where he came from. She also went on to offer to buy drinks for Irene to send karaoke--I missed singing too??--before having to flee the conversation. Irene went on to cause Summer issues over the loveliness of her outfit before discussing what Barry had been like as a student during Irene's tenure as a teacher here. Rey and Annie discussed the spread being offered to all the guests before the subject of if a Christmas tree was necessary came up. Liz had Prompto there as her date and he was a lovely date who procured her a drink before a mistletoe drone arrived and, in the words of the squirrels, they were unreasonably adorable.
Goose was offered the choice of a sweater or being glittered. He chose the glitter. A bold decision.
Jaye: All right, I should probably take some of these before you lose your entire voice. Here we've got Irene trying to get Dwight to do the party animal thing on the karaoke machine, Annie welcomed Will to his first Fandom party by telling him about all the knives waiting to stick him in the ass, Will told Eliot he's taken but that if Eliot needs CPR assistance he'll help. You know what, I don't want an explanation. That's perfect as is. Stark was glad Will hadn't been glittered, Annie welcomed the landlord to the rager in the safest way possible that I probably blew just now. Oh well, that's Past Annie's problem. Old Steve's sweater got Annie to tell him he should have brought his dog, and he told Wanda about all of the not-fun holiday stuff he has to do coming up. Dwight and Miguel had sweater synergy, and they talked about whether Rosa had been heard from yet, Annie introduced Eliot to the party, Jon got to watch Eliot make his sweater tackier with a spell, and Hannibal and Irene complimented each other's fashion choices, while Eliot thought Hannibal failed the assignment. And yet apparently he went unglittered.
Jaskier: Was it at least fashionable?
Jaye: Either way he would have been more fashionable with glitter.
Jaskier: ...you know, I can't find fault in that logic.
*chittering of agreement*
Jaye: Margo suggested doing body shots later at the party to Annie, so I guess we're gonna see if that happened. Margo and Eliot talked about shots, both Jello and body, while Margo warned Jon off Eliot and Annie suggested new accents for Lucifer- Brad Pitt in
Jaskier: So many couples here. It almost makes a man jealous. Almost.
Jaye: Just almost?
Jaskier: I have a very open heart, not meant to be tied down for too long!
Jaye: Let's hear it for a stack of notes for a kitchen. Ignis kept a shirtless and be-glittered Goose from making drunk calls, while Prompto glitter-shot Ignis, and Summer got her own table for Jello shots. Annie wondered how Summer was going to keep topping herself- dirty- while I know one day there won't be a higher mountain to climb and I kind of hope I'm there to see it. Seivarden chose a party to tell Summer she's leaving and ask her to watch her cat, A+ move there. Goose started on the long road of bad decisions and got warned he may have to sleep here, Summer suggested to Rey that Jello shots on sticks might have been a bad idea with drunk people... I dunno, I like chaos. Summer found out about Dwight's new puppy, Billy and Miguel both got a shot recommendation, Stark got to show off his glow in the dark sweater, and Eliot came by for a rec and sweater compliments.
Jaskier: My god, these notes just keep coming!
Jaye: The notes are everywhere, much like glitter.
Jaskier: Gods help us.
Jaye: Then we've got Summer sending Lucifer off to the Santa hats- more on those later, probably- talking to Jon about cat weaponization- normal- getting brandy from Hannibal, and Old Steve told her he'd try one of each Jello shot. Someone check on him, maybe?
Jaskier: Is this Steve with the lovely shoulders?
Jaye: Yes. I've never seen his shoulders but I assume. There was also karaoke, and suddenly I'm okay with missing this. (Also I hate people.) Praising Prompto meant Liz had to get up and do it, Irene and Margo found an opportunity to flirt over a hat, Margo, Eliot and Jon got a drunken threesome going- dirty- Amaya sang so Irene got her to blush, and actually so did Dwight, and I'm sure she's thrilled about this set of notes. Dwight sang and told Irene maybe he'll do it again the next time Caritas hosts karaoke night. Which is actually every night
*chittering*
Jaye: Will I be at the bar with karaoke tonight? I dunno, time will tell. There was also a present exchange for people, and arts and crafts. Laszlo and Eliot made dirty glitter ornaments, and Laszlo and Eric debated whether it was bad form to eat hostesses even if they glittered you. Survey says: probably not, but also none of you were escaping that place without glitter on you anyway.
Jaskier: As this was still a party, there were the usual dark corners should anyone need to lurk about. Like Diego who was less exuberant of a host than Annie was. Steve with the tattoos and he greatly enjoyed the terrible sweaters of their respective partners before movies starring Diego's sister was mentioned. Annie also checked in on him, though her reasons were far more flirty with body shots coming up as a possibility. New Person Will attempted to stay out of the way, but was no match for Buck who was glad to see he was still alive before they discussed the professions of their family members. Steve with the tattoos surprised Will before attempting to convince him that his Christmas outfit was tactical camouflage. Five was there to judge everyone around him it would seem. He and Diego apparently got into a verbal slap fight that involved threatening to puke on each other. A very confused Belle delivered a book to Five before being dragged off to have a sweater inflicted upon her.
Jaye: Isn't he the teleporting guy? Why not give him a glitter cannon?
Jaskier: He seems a touch… murderous? For it?
Jaye: Your point?
Jaskier: I worry for my safety right now, but I have never found anyone more attractive. Luckily there was also the outside should anyone feel a bit claustrophobic. Silver was concerned by the plastic deer, though Rey was more concerned over someone cursing them with a blizzard before being reminded that they could always go into space to escape it. That much is fair. Faye found herself exiled outside for smoking, though it allowed her to meet Silver and defend the honor of jello shot. Stark checked in that she wasn't too cold and if she'd be spending the party out there.. Luckily it wasn't awful out last night if she did. Din and his small, adorable green child were also outside and the child was dressed in a way that caused Rey to make a high pitched noise of delight that I had not been aware was something she did. But here we are. Faye was less obviously delighted by the child, though she did force a sweater on Din instead. Stark shared Rey's delight before they shared their mutual confusion over the holiday.
Jaye: And finally- finally- there were games, including something about Santa hats that's sort of like Drink or Dare. Luckily Stark had Faye there for one that was actually kinda dirty. Good for them.
Jaskier: Ah, young love. Perhaps I should see if Erik is around this evening to make up for missing out on a night of drunken debauchery.
Jaye: I mean the answer to that is always yes.
Jaskier: Oh, I am definitely buying you mimosas now. And that appears to be all the news there was. That I missed out on.
Jaye: You'll make it next time.
Jaskier: This has been your resident troubadour, Jaskier--
Jaye: -and that chick who'll see you all tomorrow.
Jaskier: Have a lovely weekend!