fandom_radio | fandom radio | tuesday, august 24

Of course I don't want to be here. I barely want to be anywhere right now, and I never want to be here.

*chittering*

God, you know your life is pathetic when a squirrel is offering to share rum with you, isn't it? New lows for us all, today.

At least all of the news happened in town, so this shouldn't take too long. Rosa and Summer discovered, at their respective businesses, that their classes aren't quite what they'd planned for this upcoming semester, while Sakaki celebrated hedgehogs coming to the animal shelter by giving them all clothes. That admittedly does sound pretty cute. Steve Who is a Cop had to break some bad news to the Bee Lady at the trooper station, while Nina cleaned at the Bookbelt. Nell tended to the plants at Covent Garden, and Dwight paid Hannibal a visit.

Seivarden was doing Halloween drinks early at Caritas, while Annie asked for stories and served margaritas at the Devil's Nest. She got visits from Summer, Sexy Teaching Buddy Steve, Wanda, Nick and Jessica, and my notes don't say whether anyone had any stories for her -- but they do say that Steve and Wanda and Nick and Jessica also talked to each other in addition to Annie, and maybe they just told each other sad stories from the weekend.

Finally, I came home from a trip, and Stark was there, and that's all there is to that. The boat people were back on their boat, and Octavia and Lucifer flirted a little lightly while she did some morning yoga, and Duke asked questions about Lucifer's sword, and -- no, it's too easy. We also have a new person, Margo, who was having a whole ordeal at the Perk when she met Travis and Irene.

And now I'm going back to bed. It's not a joke. Don't bother me for a few days. Bye.