Fandom Radio, Wednesday 8/11

[stykera]

Where was I last week? You didn’t come to wake me up! You bothered Jaskier instead.

*chittering*

I’m sure you thought it was funny. I just appreciated not being woken up. I don’t like when you break in.

*chittering*

We’ve talked about that! She can break in if she likes. You can’t.

*chittering*

Yes, I know I can’t stop you. That doesn’t mean I like it.

Quiet, now. Here are the notes for yesterday’s news.

At the school, Summer had us make pink pie made of noodles shaped like letters and cinnamon candies for pie class. It was...very pink. And very cinnamon. I don’t plan on repeating it. The Art of Battle Games played a game where they were supposed to not move while anyone could see them? I don’t understand why but that’s fine. Sam Eagle presented on diners in Americana!. Hmm. Maybe I should eat before I have to deal with whatever nonsense happens later. It is Wednesday. And I’m hungry.

The dorms were quiet. The dorms are almost always quiet Tuesdays. Why do you even bother writing down that nothing happened there? You could just not write anything.

At least there are actual notes for the town. Troy somehow had all of the record players at Groovy Tunes playing backwards. That sounds disconcerting. At The Magic Box Wanda was hanging Halloween lights. That sounds better than the backwards music. Kitty was at Caritas which Tino had filled with plants. Why is Tino like this? That’s what the squirrels wrote here. ‘Why is Tino like this’ and I don’t know. I don’t think anyone knows. Rosa came in and considered liberating plants from Tino. Jessica requested bourbon and uplifting thoughts before meeting Irene. Irene was also there to discuss Tino’s newfound interest in plant life with Kitty. Dwight also stopped in to be surprised by the greenery.

Now I’m curious about the plants. Maybe I should have gone to the bar. Perhaps they’ll still be there tonight?