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Fandom Radio: Friday, 07/23.
Both: 🎵 ~Troy and Astrid in the mooorn~ing~~ 🎵
Troy: ...and we're back! For real this time! Because we're not stuck in a hole!
Astrid: That's right, Troy. And since we're not in a hole, we can actually read the news properly, not have to make things up, and people will actually get the chance to hear it, which is always nice.
Troy: And how! So, without further ado, let's get right back into the old swing of things with...~the News~, starting, of course, as always with ~the School~. In English Poetry, I'm pretty sure our teacher forgot what English was, but I wouldn't know, I fell asleep and then there was somehting with potions? How to Ride a Bike learned...how to ride a bike...which makes...way more sense that poetry.
Astrid: Don't even get me started. Try Not To Die went to Morocco this week, where they parkour'ed to a zipline, had to deliver food or dance, and then had to rearrange some fish before finding the teachers. Weapons 101 talked and learned how to use about swords, and Bardic Inspiration got to pick their instruments.
Astrid: No notes for ~the Dorms~, but in ~the Town~, Steve was acting very normal, according to these notes, but not according to Danny, who felt maybe he could stand to cool it a little on the check-in texts, and a bunch of people got stuck in the Devil's Nest for a little bit.
Troy: Rey thought it would be strange if the bar brought her there because it missed her, but Eric pointed out that that's no stranger than anything else about this place, like, you know, being in a hole for weeks! Stark suggested drinking, since it is a bar, and suggested something with strawberry but not something with grass. Rosa just wanted whiskey and told Eric to put it on the island's tab.
You can do that??
Astrid: Captain Rogers just got an ice water, because of course he did, and Stark very quickly changed his mind about wanting a 'drink that tasted like outside' when Eric brought up that grass vodka. Lucille got some use out of the broken piano in the bar, though she was excited to hear about a new one coming in, and Ender decided to get apple juice instead of milk.
Troy: Oooh! Like a grown-up!
Astrid: ...aaaand Eric was a little thrown off by Sam, because he's very bird-shaped and fuzzy.
Troy: *scoff* Like he's never seen a large fuzzy talking bird before.
Astrid: ...it's good to be back.
Troy: *happy sigh* Yeah. Yeah, it really is.
Astrid: And with that, we've finished our notes, everyone, so hopefully we'll see you next week, but we can't make any promises, because you never know around here. Until then, this has been Astrid, the normal human...
Troy: ...and the Disco Spider! From the surface, for squirrel radio.
Astrid: Stay out of holes and deep dark caves, if you can, and we'll see you next time.
**CLICK!**
Troy: ...and we're back! For real this time! Because we're not stuck in a hole!
Astrid: That's right, Troy. And since we're not in a hole, we can actually read the news properly, not have to make things up, and people will actually get the chance to hear it, which is always nice.
Troy: And how! So, without further ado, let's get right back into the old swing of things with...~the News~, starting, of course, as always with ~the School~. In English Poetry, I'm pretty sure our teacher forgot what English was, but I wouldn't know, I fell asleep and then there was somehting with potions? How to Ride a Bike learned...how to ride a bike...which makes...way more sense that poetry.
Astrid: Don't even get me started. Try Not To Die went to Morocco this week, where they parkour'ed to a zipline, had to deliver food or dance, and then had to rearrange some fish before finding the teachers. Weapons 101 talked and learned how to use about swords, and Bardic Inspiration got to pick their instruments.
Astrid: No notes for ~the Dorms~, but in ~the Town~, Steve was acting very normal, according to these notes, but not according to Danny, who felt maybe he could stand to cool it a little on the check-in texts, and a bunch of people got stuck in the Devil's Nest for a little bit.
Troy: Rey thought it would be strange if the bar brought her there because it missed her, but Eric pointed out that that's no stranger than anything else about this place, like, you know, being in a hole for weeks! Stark suggested drinking, since it is a bar, and suggested something with strawberry but not something with grass. Rosa just wanted whiskey and told Eric to put it on the island's tab.
You can do that??
Astrid: Captain Rogers just got an ice water, because of course he did, and Stark very quickly changed his mind about wanting a 'drink that tasted like outside' when Eric brought up that grass vodka. Lucille got some use out of the broken piano in the bar, though she was excited to hear about a new one coming in, and Ender decided to get apple juice instead of milk.
Troy: Oooh! Like a grown-up!
Astrid: ...aaaand Eric was a little thrown off by Sam, because he's very bird-shaped and fuzzy.
Troy: *scoff* Like he's never seen a large fuzzy talking bird before.
Astrid: ...it's good to be back.
Troy: *happy sigh* Yeah. Yeah, it really is.
Astrid: And with that, we've finished our notes, everyone, so hopefully we'll see you next week, but we can't make any promises, because you never know around here. Until then, this has been Astrid, the normal human...
Troy: ...and the Disco Spider! From the surface, for squirrel radio.
Astrid: Stay out of holes and deep dark caves, if you can, and we'll see you next time.
**CLICK!**