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Julian Alfred Pankratz ([personal profile] ohvalleyofpenis) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2021-07-17 12:36 pm

Fandom Radio - Saturday July 17th

We finally have a bit of good news! This calls for a celebration, don't you think? Welcome, welcome! Peoples of Fandom, it is I, your resident troubadour and bearer of good new, Jaskier.

There was but the one class over at the school as most people seem to be in a hole. Food Photography shared tips over the internet for such things.

But the real news was over in town with a stirring battle against... raccoons. Yes.

*chittering*

No, I'm not saying vermin aren't capable. It's merely... surprising, though. The Mayor checked that Malia was armed for the battle and approved of the claws? Yes, claws. Summer arrived armed to the teeth and informed Malia that she would be terribly upset if this was an immediate surrender. Then let the mayor know that she was there to kick some ass and get her ship back. The battle commenced until a ceasefire for negotiations was reached that ended with the promise to bring back those who fell into holes! After their things were destroyed, of course.

But isn't that exciting! Though I'm certain everyone will need a bit of time to recover from the ordeal, I'll be so thrilled to see people once again!

Oh, and that seems to be all the news there was. So, crack open a bottle of wine, folks! And celebrate victory.