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Fandom Radio :: Monday, December 2nd.
Turtle: Hello, fellow Fandomites! It's Monday, the new best day of the week, and it's time for Turtle/Jeff Radio, yaaaaaaay!
Jeff: It's funny how best days shift around like that, is there some sort of schedule?
Turtle: Um, no, which is weird, because usually I do keep a pretty tight schedule.
Jeff: I just wouldn't want to get caught off-guard by a shift in bestness.
Turtle: See, that's why you should stick with me, Jeff, then you'll never have to worry about it, because I'm always the best.
School, Which Gets A Bit Dirty:
Jeff: Comparative Religions has oral presentations today! Oh, that's excellent. Really really excellent. I hope you all enjoyed yourselves. There's a lecture but who cares about that 'cos it's all about the oral, isn't it? Oral. It's a really nice word, people should use it more often. I think I should write it out on a note.
Keeping Your Wits has class and an exercise and apparently the harlot's a dragon now, but who cares, was there an oral? They do seem to keep on talking, what with Lana and Isabel talking about a tiny weekend and Isabel and Wyatt discussing spandex and Wyatt and Chris discussing penchants for self destruction - this is starting to sound an awful lot like an oral ribbon of conversation - and Chris shoots Savannah a look who turns around and is amused at by Isabel which turns the oral ribbon into an oral loop. ... Top Model should've had one, they're speaking about swim wear, that's really the sort of subject one should have an oral about.
Turtle: ...Oh, geez, of all the notes to come ne-- *deep breath* AndthentherewasSexEdClass. We...talkedaboutstuffIdon'twanttotalkaboutagain. Everyonelistenedtothelecture andthenwehadtowritestuffandRikkuTA'dand *deep breath!* next class! All right! Oh. Em. Gee.
Jeff: Are you all right?
Turtle: FINE! I'M FINE!
Jeff: ...Okay.
Turtle: AHEM. Library stuff. Like that Sam opened and Miss Next set things on fire in the Special Collections. And this, ladies and gentlemen, is our librarian. Dean brought lunch for his brother, aw, and Peter of the Petrelli Variety brought coffee, doughnuts, and his wonderful flirty self. Gag.
Jeff: I keep telling you it's a flirtary now. Did you hear the computers areon strike today, Turtle? It feels a bit... punny.
Turtle: Right. Flirtary. I'll remember that. I didn't catch that about the computers though? But nevermind. No one visited Mister Deadpool today during his office hours, so he got to catch up on his reading. No one visitedDoctor Suresh, either, so he got to drink tea. But Teddy visited Miss Atreides to talk about revolutions, so no reading or tea for her.
Dorms, where Turtle talks so Jeff won't:
Turtle: I guess Adah and River studied word or something in Adah's room today; must be a vocab quiz coming up in one of the classes. I hate those; I'm so glad we don't have to do them much around here. Robin of the Frog Variety is listening to Christmas music because, miraculously, he hasn't burned out on it yet, but, then again, he doesn't work in a big store all day, now, does he? Ugh, if I hear one more version of Sleigh Ride, shins will be very, very unhappy around here. And Adam ignores homework in favor of his puppy. I'm shaking my head at you, Adam. No integrity at all. Tsk. Ino made origami in her room, also to avoid studying, but she's in Miss Lulu's class with me so it's okay for her. Maaaan. Jaina fought it out with one of those cool glowy swords in the salle tonight and Dawn did some reading in her room. Johnny of the Blaze Variety, which is not to be confused with Johnny of the Storm Variety, although one might get that confused because of all the fire and crap, threw some clothes in a bag and hopped on his bike. As if the Johnny and the fire crap wasn't enough, they both gotta like bikes, too. Surreal, really.
Town, not as dirty, but with breasts:
Jeff: John Sheppard catches 'The Cutting Edge: Only With Dudes' which seems a bit boring. Were there any naked women in it? He purchases concessions and Professor Stinson's there, and Jim and there's a popcorn fight! And gummi bears. I'd like some of those except d'you think I could find some that were shaped like a-- ... bear. Then there's people opening things like Cass at Cafe Fina, Gabriel at the church - you open churches? -, Tink at Pixie Dust, Big Brother Chad at his music store, you at Turtle & Canary 'cos that's the proper way of things, and Busoms opens the Arms.
Turtle: She has a name, Jeff, that isn't Busoms, you know...
Jeff: Oh, sorry. Did I say busoms? I meant Breasts. Ron gets a double soy latte at the Perk - what's that, some sort of secret weapon? Union River shows up to properly appreciate the cake - I like cake, it's really excellent, especially when you arrange it - and test the consistency of her latte with her nose. I didn't know you could do that! Excellent! You should write a book. And then Sokka speaks to Ron about odd drinks.
Caritas is opened by Jolee! Everyone's got better names than me. Faith speaks to him about her parole officer and Mammaries comes in for zombies and club soda. Zuko's in the clinic with the nurse - I've seen the nurse once, she's very well... organised. And Aly and Mel were there! Much like the evening, when Katara arrived and Mel stuck around.
Turtle: Detective Montoya opened the Trooper Station today, and I should probably meet her, what with her being law enforcement and what not. Always good to get in good with the law, even if I already am the Constable's mini moose kicker. Err, that's as in I'm mini 'cause I'm young, not that I kick mini-mooses. Anyway. I digress. Miss Lieutenant Kerrigan came in looking for the Sheriff, and Detective Montoya didn't know, and so they were both kind of me-row *hiss* at each other. And then Agent Cooper stopped by with coffee and a danish for Detective Montoya, and I think it's cool that everyone here has their own titles. Like Sheriff Mustang, who talked with Detective Montoya and Miss Lieutenant Kerrigan. It's like a kick butt version of Hint over here. Sheriff Mustang, in the Trooper Station, with the ham sammich!
Jeff: Ham sandwich is back? I thought he was dead.
Turtle: Sammich, Jeff. Completely different thing.
Jeff: Are you certain? It just sounds a bit squishy, is all.
Turtle: Only a bit. Naomi was working over at Sparky's, and Mister Cable was working over at the Wellspring Arms and Meditation Center, which got a bit more traffic. Mister Cable proves how smart he is by being reluctant to give Sokka gun...and then renigs on his smartness by eventually giving in and letting Sokka into the firing range, but not without adult supervision. Miss Lulu got a visit from the ever-bouncy Rikku today, which was a welcome distraction.
*minor silence*
Jeff: ... ...Turtle? Is something wrong?
Turtle: ....Do you think, maybe, next Monday, any one would mind if we just skipped all the school stuff? Seriously? I think it might be better for everyone that way.
Jeff: ...But what if there's an oral?
Turtle: That's what I'm worried about.
Jeff: It's funny how best days shift around like that, is there some sort of schedule?
Turtle: Um, no, which is weird, because usually I do keep a pretty tight schedule.
Jeff: I just wouldn't want to get caught off-guard by a shift in bestness.
Turtle: See, that's why you should stick with me, Jeff, then you'll never have to worry about it, because I'm always the best.
School, Which Gets A Bit Dirty:
Jeff: Comparative Religions has oral presentations today! Oh, that's excellent. Really really excellent. I hope you all enjoyed yourselves. There's a lecture but who cares about that 'cos it's all about the oral, isn't it? Oral. It's a really nice word, people should use it more often. I think I should write it out on a note.
Keeping Your Wits has class and an exercise and apparently the harlot's a dragon now, but who cares, was there an oral? They do seem to keep on talking, what with Lana and Isabel talking about a tiny weekend and Isabel and Wyatt discussing spandex and Wyatt and Chris discussing penchants for self destruction - this is starting to sound an awful lot like an oral ribbon of conversation - and Chris shoots Savannah a look who turns around and is amused at by Isabel which turns the oral ribbon into an oral loop. ... Top Model should've had one, they're speaking about swim wear, that's really the sort of subject one should have an oral about.
Turtle: ...Oh, geez, of all the notes to come ne-- *deep breath* AndthentherewasSexEdClass. We...talkedaboutstuffIdon'twanttotalkaboutagain. Everyonelistenedtothelecture andthenwehadtowritestuffandRikkuTA'dand *deep breath!* next class! All right! Oh. Em. Gee.
Jeff: Are you all right?
Turtle: FINE! I'M FINE!
Jeff: ...Okay.
Turtle: AHEM. Library stuff. Like that Sam opened and Miss Next set things on fire in the Special Collections. And this, ladies and gentlemen, is our librarian. Dean brought lunch for his brother, aw, and Peter of the Petrelli Variety brought coffee, doughnuts, and his wonderful flirty self. Gag.
Jeff: I keep telling you it's a flirtary now. Did you hear the computers are
Turtle: Right. Flirtary. I'll remember that. I didn't catch that about the computers though? But nevermind. No one visited Mister Deadpool today during his office hours, so he got to catch up on his reading. No one visitedDoctor Suresh, either, so he got to drink tea. But Teddy visited Miss Atreides to talk about revolutions, so no reading or tea for her.
Dorms, where Turtle talks so Jeff won't:
Turtle: I guess Adah and River studied word or something in Adah's room today; must be a vocab quiz coming up in one of the classes. I hate those; I'm so glad we don't have to do them much around here. Robin of the Frog Variety is listening to Christmas music because, miraculously, he hasn't burned out on it yet, but, then again, he doesn't work in a big store all day, now, does he? Ugh, if I hear one more version of Sleigh Ride, shins will be very, very unhappy around here. And Adam ignores homework in favor of his puppy. I'm shaking my head at you, Adam. No integrity at all. Tsk. Ino made origami in her room, also to avoid studying, but she's in Miss Lulu's class with me so it's okay for her. Maaaan. Jaina fought it out with one of those cool glowy swords in the salle tonight and Dawn did some reading in her room. Johnny of the Blaze Variety, which is not to be confused with Johnny of the Storm Variety, although one might get that confused because of all the fire and crap, threw some clothes in a bag and hopped on his bike. As if the Johnny and the fire crap wasn't enough, they both gotta like bikes, too. Surreal, really.
Town, not as dirty, but with breasts:
Jeff: John Sheppard catches 'The Cutting Edge: Only With Dudes' which seems a bit boring. Were there any naked women in it? He purchases concessions and Professor Stinson's there, and Jim and there's a popcorn fight! And gummi bears. I'd like some of those except d'you think I could find some that were shaped like a-- ... bear. Then there's people opening things like Cass at Cafe Fina, Gabriel at the church - you open churches? -, Tink at Pixie Dust, Big Brother Chad at his music store, you at Turtle & Canary 'cos that's the proper way of things, and Busoms opens the Arms.
Turtle: She has a name, Jeff, that isn't Busoms, you know...
Jeff: Oh, sorry. Did I say busoms? I meant Breasts. Ron gets a double soy latte at the Perk - what's that, some sort of secret weapon? Union River shows up to properly appreciate the cake - I like cake, it's really excellent, especially when you arrange it - and test the consistency of her latte with her nose. I didn't know you could do that! Excellent! You should write a book. And then Sokka speaks to Ron about odd drinks.
Caritas is opened by Jolee! Everyone's got better names than me. Faith speaks to him about her parole officer and Mammaries comes in for zombies and club soda. Zuko's in the clinic with the nurse - I've seen the nurse once, she's very well... organised. And Aly and Mel were there! Much like the evening, when Katara arrived and Mel stuck around.
Turtle: Detective Montoya opened the Trooper Station today, and I should probably meet her, what with her being law enforcement and what not. Always good to get in good with the law, even if I already am the Constable's mini moose kicker. Err, that's as in I'm mini 'cause I'm young, not that I kick mini-mooses. Anyway. I digress. Miss Lieutenant Kerrigan came in looking for the Sheriff, and Detective Montoya didn't know, and so they were both kind of me-row *hiss* at each other. And then Agent Cooper stopped by with coffee and a danish for Detective Montoya, and I think it's cool that everyone here has their own titles. Like Sheriff Mustang, who talked with Detective Montoya and Miss Lieutenant Kerrigan. It's like a kick butt version of Hint over here. Sheriff Mustang, in the Trooper Station, with the ham sammich!
Jeff: Ham sandwich is back? I thought he was dead.
Turtle: Sammich, Jeff. Completely different thing.
Jeff: Are you certain? It just sounds a bit squishy, is all.
Turtle: Only a bit. Naomi was working over at Sparky's, and Mister Cable was working over at the Wellspring Arms and Meditation Center, which got a bit more traffic. Mister Cable proves how smart he is by being reluctant to give Sokka gun...and then renigs on his smartness by eventually giving in and letting Sokka into the firing range, but not without adult supervision. Miss Lulu got a visit from the ever-bouncy Rikku today, which was a welcome distraction.
*minor silence*
Jeff: ... ...Turtle? Is something wrong?
Turtle: ....Do you think, maybe, next Monday, any one would mind if we just skipped all the school stuff? Seriously? I think it might be better for everyone that way.
Jeff: ...But what if there's an oral?
Turtle: That's what I'm worried about.