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fandom_radio2021-07-01 10:18 am
craic_killer) wrote in fandom_radio2021-07-01 10:18 am
Fandom Radio, Thursday, July 1, 2021
Good morning!
*chittering*
I am not going to say 'top o' the morning.' I am not a wee cartoon leprechaun, thanks ever so. This is Clare Devlin, unwittingly recruited to be here instead of that tall posh English lass because apparently she has faffed off to Ibiza. Must be nice.
Let's get to the news though! Yesterday was a wee bit strange on account of everyone tastin' like something? That must be why I could taste Irish breakfast tea all day. This place is a wee bit peculiar. Silver and Rey discovered that they tasted sweet via kissing and I am an Irish Catholic lass who values others' privacy and so we will not be reading any more of that one, nor what Steve and Tony got up to. Use your imaginations. Or don't because they're adults that you don't really know and that's a wee bit creepy.
*chittering*
Yes, I realize that's your...whole thing...but still.
Apu licked the cheese panda and found it that they taste like actual cheese and if I have to know that, so do the lot of you, Astrid warned everyone of the dangers of licking both flowers and people, both which might be deadly and now there's a nasty way t' go out--death by licking, and Mayor Jesse was in the archives to figure out what to do when the fire station disappears.
Might I suggest panic? Speaking of panic, the Shenanigans took place in the park as usual and we were all treated to entirely too many doughnuts, which I didn't think was something I'd ever say. Annie and Diego talked about how they tasted like lemon and alcoholic cinnamon--and Diego was quite chuffed about his new t-shirt! Faye licked Stark to discover that he tasted like chocolate cake--is that adorable or weird? Five blamed Diego for his misfortunes and Sam blamed Beaker, Summer explained the Ben Franklin joke to me and I introduced her to the gospel of Take That, and Malia tried to EAT SAM.
Please don't eat other people, even if they taste delicious.
And then we all stood in lines and passed doughnuts underneath our chins and sometimes the doughnuts exploded and it was entirely as ridiculous as you're imagining. Congratulations to Team Pick Up.
Tiny was licking himself at the Devil's Nest and Summer threatened to lock Tino in a closet for licking her which seems extremely fair. Jesse got an earful about how gross Tino was being and then a summary about the park silliness. Lucifer came in to ask if Summer knew where to hire extras for some manner of revenge. Bob scared Dwight by walking through the wall to introduce himself--that would give most people a fright, yes--and Beaker fell in a hole. I've seen him enough on Wednesdays to wonder if when he doesn't fall in holes would be bigger news.
Oh, Stark and Alexis fell in a hole too! So stop licking each other long enough to watch where you're going, yeah?
That's everything! Watch where you're going! This is Clare! Bye!
*chittering*
I am not going to say 'top o' the morning.' I am not a wee cartoon leprechaun, thanks ever so. This is Clare Devlin, unwittingly recruited to be here instead of that tall posh English lass because apparently she has faffed off to Ibiza. Must be nice.
Let's get to the news though! Yesterday was a wee bit strange on account of everyone tastin' like something? That must be why I could taste Irish breakfast tea all day. This place is a wee bit peculiar. Silver and Rey discovered that they tasted sweet via kissing and I am an Irish Catholic lass who values others' privacy and so we will not be reading any more of that one, nor what Steve and Tony got up to. Use your imaginations. Or don't because they're adults that you don't really know and that's a wee bit creepy.
*chittering*
Yes, I realize that's your...whole thing...but still.
Apu licked the cheese panda and found it that they taste like actual cheese and if I have to know that, so do the lot of you, Astrid warned everyone of the dangers of licking both flowers and people, both which might be deadly and now there's a nasty way t' go out--death by licking, and Mayor Jesse was in the archives to figure out what to do when the fire station disappears.
Might I suggest panic? Speaking of panic, the Shenanigans took place in the park as usual and we were all treated to entirely too many doughnuts, which I didn't think was something I'd ever say. Annie and Diego talked about how they tasted like lemon and alcoholic cinnamon--and Diego was quite chuffed about his new t-shirt! Faye licked Stark to discover that he tasted like chocolate cake--is that adorable or weird? Five blamed Diego for his misfortunes and Sam blamed Beaker, Summer explained the Ben Franklin joke to me and I introduced her to the gospel of Take That, and Malia tried to EAT SAM.
Please don't eat other people, even if they taste delicious.
And then we all stood in lines and passed doughnuts underneath our chins and sometimes the doughnuts exploded and it was entirely as ridiculous as you're imagining. Congratulations to Team Pick Up.
Tiny was licking himself at the Devil's Nest and Summer threatened to lock Tino in a closet for licking her which seems extremely fair. Jesse got an earful about how gross Tino was being and then a summary about the park silliness. Lucifer came in to ask if Summer knew where to hire extras for some manner of revenge. Bob scared Dwight by walking through the wall to introduce himself--that would give most people a fright, yes--and Beaker fell in a hole. I've seen him enough on Wednesdays to wonder if when he doesn't fall in holes would be bigger news.
Oh, Stark and Alexis fell in a hole too! So stop licking each other long enough to watch where you're going, yeah?
That's everything! Watch where you're going! This is Clare! Bye!