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Troy "T-Bone" Barnes ([personal profile] x_discospider_x) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2021-06-18 05:29 am

Fandom Radio: Friday, June 18th.

Both: 🎵 ~Troy and Astrid in the mooorn~ing~~ 🎵

Troy: ...and we're back! I hope you all enjoyed that last segment, 'Is it chocolate, or is it meat?' as much as I did, but now it's time to move onto the part of the broadcast you've all been waiting for, and that is...

Both: ~The News~.

Astrid: That's right, Troy. It is time for the news, and we'll be starting this morning, as always, with news of ~the School~. Phys Ed had a little trouble trying to get actual water in the pool for swimming, but eventually kind of got it? Photography, meanwhile, got to work on the use of lighting in their pictures.

Troy: Aaaaand in Try Not To Die, we went to Wales, where there were way less whales than you'd expect and someone really ought to talk to them about false advertising, but, anyway, there was poetry, clay pigeons and boot throwing, and then pronouncing Llanfairpwllgwyngyll correctly, and guess who managed to not die the best this week?

That's right. It was me. So take that, Whales!

Astrid: Fandom Gladiators did something called a Sky Track, which was won by the Beast, and, finally, in Something Something Adventuring, everyone got to fight a giant wheel of brie. Classic.

There appear to be no notes for ~the Dorms~ this morning, so let's move onto ~the Town~.

Troy: Existentialism was on the menu at Luke's yesterday, and also fish taco salad, which was possibly the highlight of Steve's week, and I don't know if that says more about Steve or his week. Anyway, he got to catch up with Duke a bit and tell him about drug cartels and fighting Nazis! Summer and Nina met up at Chilly Boulder to talk about some fight they had about Summer's party, and Tisarwat caught up on all the work I didn't do on Tuesday over at Groovy Tunes.

...what? She's the boss. She should be doing more of the work, then, right? Anyway, Annie and Diego were settling into domestic bliss now that they're all moved in together, and I'm pretty sure you can guess where that wound up heading...and no, I'm not talking about IKEA catalogues! And Tony and the other Steve had a pizza, a cicada-hungry dog, and promises of a sexy singlet at their apartment.

Astrid: Eric was remodeling the remodels at the Devil's Nest, while in leather pants, as is tradition now, and he explained to Faye and Stark, who were definitely there on a date if the amount of glitter than just exploded over the equipment is any indication, how the water feature was blocking the axe range, which just lead to a discussion about which was better, pianos or axes, and things that can be thrown. I would say probably not pianos in that case, but, also, I go to school here. Either way, Eric was pleased that Faye was on Team Axe and they extolled the virtues and entertainment value of said axes.

And with that, we've reached our final note, and thus concludes our broadcast for the day. Thanks for listening, everyone. This has been Astrid the Normal Human...

Troy: ...aaaaand the Disco Spider!

Astrid: For all the news that a bunch of bushy tailed drunken rodents are uncomfortably invested in. Have a great day. We'll see you next week.

Troy: Except...not. Because...radio.

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