http://surferboy-09er.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] surferboy-09er.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2007-12-03 12:44 am
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Fandom Radio, Sunday, December 2nd, 2007

Hi there Fandom, this is Dick Casablancas with WTFH radio and today I have a dog with me. A dog that also happens to be my girlfriend. And when I say "dog" I don't mean "ugly". I literally mean my girlfriend turned into a dog.

*woof woof woof!*

Okay, quiet Annette. I've got radio to do.

*woof woof woof!*

Oh, come on! I played fetch with you earlier and everything. Just stop barking! You are the yappiest dog. Here, go play with the squirrels--but not that squirrel! She's, uh, she's got a crush on me and I think she's the jealous type.

*growly noise*

Look, when you date someone that looks like me you know it comes with consequences. One of them being that I frequently have female admirers both of the human and squirrel persuasion.



School

Lee did his library opening thing and got visits in the way of Adah. I'm not surprised by any of this.

Dorms

Mel wakes up Zuko, who is sick. I'm sure he went to the clinic with little fuss. Right. Savannah finds that Johnny has turned into a wee!tiny dragon. There must be an epidemic because Annette turned into a wee!tiny puppy. I hope I'm not next. I like me. Hermione is hearing voices, a side effect from reading too much. Seriously. They did a study. Which I did not read because I don't want to start hearing voices. Ha. Haku moves in with Teddy and Chad stops by to see how things are progressing. Seely is reading comics when Aravis stops by. Meg shows Cassandra stuff she's buying online and Bridge is also doing some online shopping. Seems to be the popular thing to do. River is doing something with apples outside and I'm just not going to ask. Since it was Sunday there was flag football in the gym. Willow set up a obstacle course that looked like a mall. Adam, Chad and John. Evie raced and did pretty well until she got distracted by pizza. Ah, a pitfall we all succumb to. Mmm pizza. Annette can't have pizza since she's a dog. Actually...I have no idea what to feed her. Kibbles and bits? Hermione is trying not to look crazy on the third floor. She fails. Because Turtle comes in and think she's nuts. Namine is having an art party on the fifth floor and Ino doodles with her. Not dirty.

Aww, Annette's asleep. Or a squirrel strangled her when I wasn't looking. Hold on...

Okay, she's breathing. She's just asleep.

Town

Nobody will be surprised when I tell them that people opened stuff! Anne opened the Book Haven, Sean opened up the Sporting Goods store, Robin opened up the Magic Box and Hoshi comes in wondering what kind of store it is. Jamie is asking Victor about Grape Judas squishies at Turtle and Canary and Karal brings Gabriel a cat-shaped present at the Church. A.J. opened up Luke's Diner as per usual. River comes in for a milkshake and A.J. and Beauty make plans to go out. Chris and Lana have lunch and a innuendo filled conversation. Hey, I had to talk to Veronica on the phone because of you and Anders, Halliwell. That sucked. A lot. Anyways, the male Winchesters are in the preserve bonding over weapons. Fraser is doing laundry when Robin, the hobo not the frog, stops by to see how his visit to a strip club went. It went awesome, obviously! Nate is doing something vague and Mary is relaxing when George Michael comes in to say goodbye. Doogie opened the clinic. In bar news, Anders suits up to open Caritas and Mary comes in to get a drink.



*woof woof woof!*

Oh jeez, I woke her up. Crap. I'm going to be up all night playing fetch. Wait a second, that's what I have a robot for! Yes! I might get some sleep after all. Alright, let's go wee!tiny puppy girlfriend. Before the squirrels change their mind about eating you. Night, Fandom!