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Troy "T-Bone" Barnes ([personal profile] x_discospider_x) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2021-06-11 05:42 am

Fandom Radio: Friday, June 11th.

Both: 🎵 ~Troy and Astrid in the mooorn~ing~~ 🎵

Troy:...and we're back! And thanks again to our guest in the last segment, a swarm of bees in a trenchcoat pretending to be human. I don't know about you, Astrid, but I'm sure that conversation is one we'll all be...buzzing about for quite some time.

Astrid: I know hive learned something new today! And speaking of learning, how about we all learn what went on in the wild world of Fandom yesterday, because, that's right, everyone, it's now time for the moment you've all been waiting for, and that is ~the News~.

Starting, of course, with ~the School~. Phys Ed got to experience the joys of jazzercise, Photography learned about processing film and darkrooms, while Try Not To Die went to Turkey, where they had to either deliver food or get scrubbed, sell some sharbat, and then bring the teachers some Turkish delight. According to the notes, Jules managed to not die the best.

Troy: I started out not dying the best! But enough of that! In Fandom Gladiators, Cap won something called the Joust, which isn't, like, horses and knights and stuff, and mostly just hitting people with sticks a lot. Adventuring and then Adventuring Some More had to go find some goats, and, finally, in Do You Ever Question What Brought You To This Point in Your Life?, all the grown-ups drank absinthe, probably didn't hallucinate, and then played Truth or Dare, which I'm told was surprisingly not all that spicy, so, this just in, all the adults are lame.

Astrid: No note for ~the Dorms~ this morning, but in ~the Town~, Dr. Lecter held hours for counseling at his office, where he had glittering flamingos and a visti from Dwight and Seivarden. Clare was confused by an orchid that seemed to be playing guitar over at Cove--

Astrid: Oh! Good! So he is still there!

Troy: You know this orchid?

Astrid: He's really good. I think you'll like him.

Troy: Now I gotta check and see if we have any orchid-sized guitars at GT! Speaking of GT, Tisarwat was training our new employee before Lucille stopped by and they could be all flirty and stuff. Rey and Silver had a lesson in baking cookies and being cute, and a lobster was saved from a delicious fate over at Luke's, before Duke himself was met with a delicious fate of another kind once Lucifer showed up to compliment his absinthe prowess and...other things.

Astrid: Annie was going through some home decor inspiration at the Perk, where she caught Rey and Summer up on everything that had been happening back home, how she managed to get a few weeks off, and how she'll be moving in with Diego, caught up with Jessica which included drinking plans, and also getting caught up with Miguel, so, in general, a lot of catching up.

Troy: There was a distinct lack of beachiness and leather pants at the Devil's Nest yesterday; Octavia noted the former and Eric explained that, yeah, vampires? Beaches? Not a great mix! While Jaye mentioned the latter, and discussed with him how the bar should be an after-Drunk-Adults-Class field trip before throwing axes.

Astrid: And, with that note, it looks like that's it for us. This has been ~the News~, with me, Astrid, the normal human...

Troy: And me, the Disco Spider!

Astrid: We'll see you all next week.

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