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fandom_radio2021-04-12 10:17 am
mother_forker) wrote in fandom_radio2021-04-12 10:17 am
Fandom Radio - April 12
*Royal Fanfare and God Save the Queen plays*
Eleanor: Bow down to me you little rodents! I'm officially a queen and I demand you add a "YAAAAAS" to my title as I'm totally worthy. Also? Long may I reign.
Miles: And why am I here?
Eleanor: Her royal majesty does not read notes. As my herald you are to make all proclamations and make sure my royal vestments do not get sullied.
Miles: You're wearing a bathrobe that smells like vodka.
Eleanor: Read the news before I make you a peasant.
Miles: *sighs* Right. Well, all the news happened in town yesterday so to kick things off, Stark was at J'GOB with his kids Ziya and Réaltín where apparently most of their meal was chocolate. Zephyr showed up and talked to Ziya and Réaltín about chocolate, fighting people and her mother the blacksmith. Vatalija then showed up and was treated with chocolate cupcakes.
Eleanor: I desire a chocolate cupcake.
Miles: I desire to be back in bed but that's not happening.
Eleanor: Leroy! Fetch me a cupcake!
Miles: Right. Over at Chilly Boulder-
Eleanor: And ice cream! Bring me the finest ice cream of the land!
Miles: Prompto and Nina talked about Spero and barcodes. And I have no context-
Eleanor: I demand context!
Miles: I have none to give.
Eleanor: You. Squirrel. Go get me context.
Miles: I'm never doing this again. Meanwhile, Ignis and Spero were in the preserve working on an ice trick but definitely not a fire trick.
Eleanor: I demand more context.
*THWIP*
Eleanor: MMMMPH! MMMPH!
Miles: Relax. It'll come off. Eventually.
Eleanor: GRRRRRR!
Miles: Over at the Devil's nest apparently the age limit was let go for the weekend as Silver had Jamie in the bar with him and apparently Cerra showed up for a visit as well.
Then over at MHA #2, Diego and Annie were talking about how smart their kids were while their son stole a margarita. Possibly too smart. Then Five showed up with his... mannequin son. Who could eat pizza. And on that creepy note, this is Miles Morales saying "Hi Kit! Listen to your mom!" and "Everyone ignore Eleanor because she's being nuts."
Eleanor: MMMMMMMPH!
Eleanor: Bow down to me you little rodents! I'm officially a queen and I demand you add a "YAAAAAS" to my title as I'm totally worthy. Also? Long may I reign.
Miles: And why am I here?
Eleanor: Her royal majesty does not read notes. As my herald you are to make all proclamations and make sure my royal vestments do not get sullied.
Miles: You're wearing a bathrobe that smells like vodka.
Eleanor: Read the news before I make you a peasant.
Miles: *sighs* Right. Well, all the news happened in town yesterday so to kick things off, Stark was at J'GOB with his kids Ziya and Réaltín where apparently most of their meal was chocolate. Zephyr showed up and talked to Ziya and Réaltín about chocolate, fighting people and her mother the blacksmith. Vatalija then showed up and was treated with chocolate cupcakes.
Eleanor: I desire a chocolate cupcake.
Miles: I desire to be back in bed but that's not happening.
Eleanor: Leroy! Fetch me a cupcake!
Miles: Right. Over at Chilly Boulder-
Eleanor: And ice cream! Bring me the finest ice cream of the land!
Miles: Prompto and Nina talked about Spero and barcodes. And I have no context-
Eleanor: I demand context!
Miles: I have none to give.
Eleanor: You. Squirrel. Go get me context.
Miles: I'm never doing this again. Meanwhile, Ignis and Spero were in the preserve working on an ice trick but definitely not a fire trick.
Eleanor: I demand more context.
*THWIP*
Eleanor: MMMMPH! MMMPH!
Miles: Relax. It'll come off. Eventually.
Eleanor: GRRRRRR!
Miles: Over at the Devil's nest apparently the age limit was let go for the weekend as Silver had Jamie in the bar with him and apparently Cerra showed up for a visit as well.
Then over at MHA #2, Diego and Annie were talking about how smart their kids were while their son stole a margarita. Possibly too smart. Then Five showed up with his... mannequin son. Who could eat pizza. And on that creepy note, this is Miles Morales saying "Hi Kit! Listen to your mom!" and "Everyone ignore Eleanor because she's being nuts."
Eleanor: MMMMMMMPH!