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Troy "T-Bone" Barnes ([personal profile] x_discospider_x) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2021-03-26 04:07 am
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Fandom Radio: Friday, March 26th.

Troy: 🎵 ~Troy and Way-ayne in the morn--

Ugh. See, man? It doesn't feel right. It just doesn't work, your name doesn't have the right cadence.

Wayne: S'just squirrel notes. Whadd'ya need a song fer, anywhey? Or two people, fer that matter...

Troy: Uhmmm, because it's fun and engaging and more entertaining? People love the witty banter and the undeniable chemistry! Me and Astrid especially. We've really got this whole will they, won't they vibe.

Wayne: No one thinks that, bud.

Troy: Ugh. Okay, fine, if you're so smart about all this, how would you do it?

Wayne: ... Pitter patter, let's get at 'er. Here's the news.

In SCHOOL, we watched a movie instead'a huntin' again in Advanced Team Building, Shop Class did popsicle bridges, Guiding the Powerful had to convince a guy that you prob'ly shouldn't autoposy girls fer curses, and Ignis held office hours.

Nothin' fer the DORMS, but in TOWN, people were sniffin' Duke at Luke's an' Dante showed up to get a shake and tell Duke about those robot babies we got in class this week, and those other future kids we're prob'ly due to be gettin' again sometime soon.

Troy: Whoa, wait, the what?

Wayne: Sabine finished up a mural in the meditation room over at Wellspring Arms, so's you should all prob'ly go check that out, and Super Chief over here got scared of a mouse over at Groovy Tunes.

Troy: It was a rat, and also, that's is not what happened. The floor was lava.

Wayne: Sure it was, bud. Anywhey, Eric wondered why there was glitter at the Devil's Nest. The end.

Troy: ....

....I miss Astrid.

Maybe if we tried it with you in a blonde wig--

Wayne: Hard no!

Troy: It might help!

Wayne: Oh, fer [BEEP]'s sak--

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