Fandom Radio - Monday, 2/15

[mother_forker]

'Sup Fandom? I'm looking through the notes and I'm very disappointed in you all. I expected a lot more forking in the news. Either that or you pervs left out rum so the squirrels wouldn't watch.

Whatever. I'm just a girl with a microphone thinking of stealing booze from squirrels and raccoons and looking for love.

*chittering*

Yeah, I couldn't keep a straight face for that last bit either. Right! Let's read this shirt.

First of all there was action in the dorms yesterday. Just not the kind I'd hope for. Nina spent her time eating chocolate and snuggling with a giant teddy bear before Jules showed to talk about her life and eat Nina's chocolate.

Over in town Stark was in his apartment enjoying some flowers he received. Meanwhile down the hall Rey and Silver were making a love connection that-

*chittering*

Look. If the radio management didn't want me to make illicit remarks the day after valentine's day they should have looked at the long term schedule.

*chittering*

Ugh. First you wake me up and now you rob me of all joy. Squirrels forking suck. FINE! Rey and Silver had a nice romantic forking holiday. THERE. Ugh. Clint and Kitty? Yep, they got a sitter and a hotel so they could have romance and probably old people s-

*chittering*

Fine. They had wine and gazed at the stars. In love. Over on the Cape Rouge, Duke redecorated the pot and served up some refreshments for Lucifer and Octavia. And I'm assuming it lead to-

*chittering*

You guys suck. Anyhow, business were open today as well. The Devil's Nest just had tiny manning the bar. At Luke's Maeve was annoyed with the staff. And at the movie theater Bucky questioned the choice of films being shown. Probably because it wasn't porn.

*chittering*

Well that's why I would question it. Like any forking sane person. But whatever. That's your post valentine news, I'm out.

*click*