Fandom Radio: Monday - January 25th

[mother_forker]

I don't know when you ash-holes are going to learn that the best thing you can do on weekends is lock yourself in a room and leave rum outside the door? Don't get me wrong, because you benches are forking amusing when it comes down to it.

Don't worry. Because... Hit it Leroy.

This is the news I intend to si-ing, isn't it fine?
Facts and innuendo all done in rhyme!
But I'm not going to read
Embarrassment I will not feed
The only trouble is....

I'm a complete beeeeeeeench!

Belle was enchanting
So was the ranting of Number Five
So wa-as Astrid and Five was annoyed, good sakes alive!

I could stop ri-ight here!
And allay your weekend fears!
The only trouble is... I'm a complete beeeeeench!

So get ready to fliiiiinch.

La-na was reading.
The books were all out singing!
Constantine was no where that could be found!

At At Stark's was Rey-ey
She was having a good day-ay!
Singing with the gremlin and the toaster too!

Faye was... a fairy!
And Nick was kinda hairy!
And Silver got his hair braided by a chipmunk guy!

Luuuuuucifeeeeeeeeeer had booze for drinking!
And Duke was overthinking
Jesswas also singing
Steve's dog was also speaking
And Shunsui joined in to make fighting a cinch
Oh thank God I'm such a bench!

Steve was... Prince Charming.
Danny found this alarming.
Stark was at the bakery with some sing-ing ghosts.
Sum-mer...

*music goes on for a bit*

You know what? Fork this. I'm getting bored of it.

*record scratch*

Anyway, Summer was at the bakery and was all "What the fork is going on? and blah blah blah. Maeve was preparing food at Luke's when Ignis showed up with a glass slipper and tried to put that shirt on Maeve's foot who rightfully refused because that's just some foot fungus waiting to happen.

Anyway! That's all of your weird weekend bullshirt. Turn in next weekend when I make all your random squirrel drama into iambic pentameter.

I'm kidding. I don't even know what that is. Later benches!