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fandom_radio2021-01-11 08:12 am
mother_forker) wrote in fandom_radio2021-01-11 08:12 am
Radio - Does the date even matter any more? It's Monday.
What's up mother forkers? Did you enjoy being tiny and adorable all weekend? Good. Because it's Monday again and therefore everything will probably suck.
School! There was no school. I don't even know why I read that other than Leroy handing me a card that said the word on it.
Dorms! Room 320 had a Julius who wasn't leaving his room and a Julienne and Ulysses bring food to him. Adora was in the common room scrounging for food. She and Julienne talked about rations and pop tarts. Belle also came looking for food and got a box of cereal from Adora.
Then in Town, Tattoo Kid Steve.... Did he have tattoos as a kid? You know what? In this place, yes. He probably does. Anyway Steve was doing the "floor is lava" game and then Danny made him pancakes. Then over at the Park Lucille was hanging out with some dead spiders when glowy-face Stark showed up and was offered a dead spider to look for her brother.
Folks? These sentences I read can only happen on this island. I am serious.
At The Devil's Nest, Silver was drinking rum and discussing how much he doesn't know about kids with Rey. Glow Faced Stark was at J'GOB where Wee Jaye demanded coffee and cupcakes. Wee Jules was there demanding a chocolate cake. This is why I'm never having kids. You have to feed them.
Maeve was smarter than any of us and demanded hazard pay for looking after kids. That did not stop Wee Tiny Tahani to come in with some ridiculous order for Kulfi. I have no idea what it is. Probably some weird thing perfect children want.
Rey was at Stark Industries when Wee Annie stomped in and offered to help fixing toys. Then Wee Nina and Annie had a wee chat about wee princesses and wee unicorns. Liam was there in parental mode and Nina was very excited over the font chosen for the book and had to share that with Liam. Very loudly apparently. Nina also talked to Rey about the book which also apparently had knights and chapters in it.
All of these notes tell me one thing. I did right by staying inside my own room drinking Mad Dog 2020 all weekend. That's it for the news. Later nerds!
*CLICK*
School! There was no school. I don't even know why I read that other than Leroy handing me a card that said the word on it.
Dorms! Room 320 had a Julius who wasn't leaving his room and a Julienne and Ulysses bring food to him. Adora was in the common room scrounging for food. She and Julienne talked about rations and pop tarts. Belle also came looking for food and got a box of cereal from Adora.
Then in Town, Tattoo Kid Steve.... Did he have tattoos as a kid? You know what? In this place, yes. He probably does. Anyway Steve was doing the "floor is lava" game and then Danny made him pancakes. Then over at the Park Lucille was hanging out with some dead spiders when glowy-face Stark showed up and was offered a dead spider to look for her brother.
Folks? These sentences I read can only happen on this island. I am serious.
At The Devil's Nest, Silver was drinking rum and discussing how much he doesn't know about kids with Rey. Glow Faced Stark was at J'GOB where Wee Jaye demanded coffee and cupcakes. Wee Jules was there demanding a chocolate cake. This is why I'm never having kids. You have to feed them.
Maeve was smarter than any of us and demanded hazard pay for looking after kids. That did not stop Wee Tiny Tahani to come in with some ridiculous order for Kulfi. I have no idea what it is. Probably some weird thing perfect children want.
Rey was at Stark Industries when Wee Annie stomped in and offered to help fixing toys. Then Wee Nina and Annie had a wee chat about wee princesses and wee unicorns. Liam was there in parental mode and Nina was very excited over the font chosen for the book and had to share that with Liam. Very loudly apparently. Nina also talked to Rey about the book which also apparently had knights and chapters in it.
All of these notes tell me one thing. I did right by staying inside my own room drinking Mad Dog 2020 all weekend. That's it for the news. Later nerds!
*CLICK*