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fandom_radio2021-01-04 08:48 am
mother_forker) wrote in fandom_radio2021-01-04 08:48 am
Radio - Monday, January 4, 2021
Hello nerds. It's Monday which means that I, Eleanor Shellstrop, will be reading you the news. No I did not go to the welcome picnic because ew, people. Granted you newbies are probably hot but I figure I'll alienate all of you sooner or later. Possibly right now.
Right! So something actually happened at School yesterday. The Library was open by Lana and it actually had not one but two forking visitors! First was Enola who turned out to be a giant nerd and the next was Sabine who can kick my ash so I'm not going to say anything bad about her.
Shirt, there was actually action in the dorms yesterday too! What the fork, man? Apparently Alexis had a perfect tan and an accidental delivery of Chinese food and made it available to the common room. Apparently the Number 5 showed up and demanded scallion pancakes which I'm sure went over well with Alexis.
Chittering
There's a guy whose name is five? Well that's inventive. Arabella suggested to Five that he call and order food which apparently Five did not want to do. Meanwhile Arabella talked about their Christmas break which apparently involved Rio and not getting kidnapped. Always a plus!
Over in town Maeve was serving salmon and potatoes at Luke's Diner. Rey opened Stark's and found out there was a discount to new people. Over at MCA Number Zero Steve and Danny burned off some UST by playing videogames. Lucifer was in his mansion drinking whiskey when Octavia dropped by for a chat and snuggling. Lucille and Tisarwat enjoyed breakfast together at MHA 1 which may or may not have involved porridge. Ew.
Over at MHA 2, Any chance of Diego and Annie bumping uglies in the morning was shot all to heck by Five teleporting in causing a breaking of the coffee maker and stolen pop tarts.
Over at the Devil's Nest there was an overabundance of Orange Juice and Silver was fending off scurvy with screwdrivers. That Barry guy showed up to give Silver a dishwasher safe leg which apparently is a thing. Eric showed up demanding spaceships and rocket boots and then Rey showed up to admire the leg in all its dishwasher safe glory before running off to find shoes and socks.
And that's all I got for notes which means I'm going back to bed and not surfacing for anything that isn't alcohol or class related. Mostly alcohol related. Whatever, I'm leaving.
Right! So something actually happened at School yesterday. The Library was open by Lana and it actually had not one but two forking visitors! First was Enola who turned out to be a giant nerd and the next was Sabine who can kick my ash so I'm not going to say anything bad about her.
Shirt, there was actually action in the dorms yesterday too! What the fork, man? Apparently Alexis had a perfect tan and an accidental delivery of Chinese food and made it available to the common room. Apparently the Number 5 showed up and demanded scallion pancakes which I'm sure went over well with Alexis.
Chittering
There's a guy whose name is five? Well that's inventive. Arabella suggested to Five that he call and order food which apparently Five did not want to do. Meanwhile Arabella talked about their Christmas break which apparently involved Rio and not getting kidnapped. Always a plus!
Over in town Maeve was serving salmon and potatoes at Luke's Diner. Rey opened Stark's and found out there was a discount to new people. Over at MCA Number Zero Steve and Danny burned off some UST by playing videogames. Lucifer was in his mansion drinking whiskey when Octavia dropped by for a chat and snuggling. Lucille and Tisarwat enjoyed breakfast together at MHA 1 which may or may not have involved porridge. Ew.
Over at MHA 2, Any chance of Diego and Annie bumping uglies in the morning was shot all to heck by Five teleporting in causing a breaking of the coffee maker and stolen pop tarts.
Over at the Devil's Nest there was an overabundance of Orange Juice and Silver was fending off scurvy with screwdrivers. That Barry guy showed up to give Silver a dishwasher safe leg which apparently is a thing. Eric showed up demanding spaceships and rocket boots and then Rey showed up to admire the leg in all its dishwasher safe glory before running off to find shoes and socks.
And that's all I got for notes which means I'm going back to bed and not surfacing for anything that isn't alcohol or class related. Mostly alcohol related. Whatever, I'm leaving.