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Nina ([personal profile] bookbeltof_love) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2020-12-05 04:49 pm

Fandom Radio | Saturday, December 5th

Gooooooooood moooooooooooooorniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's Nina Argentum, your darling, your daring, your not hungover like most of you, your heroine of the hour for yesterday's news, today!!!!!!!!!!!!

And, like, there are so many notes, you guys, so many!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

School was, like, just kind of there yesterday, with Ethics talking about the island doing things without our consent, French literally bailing on the island to go to a café in Paris (and, like, I cannot blame them at all????????), while Econ was, like, about the ugly sweater contest that I totally won!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*chittering*

What do you mean no winner was declared?????? Like, did you see what I was wearing yesterday?????????? I won that!!!!!!!!!

Dorms were busy sulking about the party we were all told not to attend (ha!!!!!) and the non-party stuff in Town was pretty sparse too!!!!!! We had the Devil's Nest where it was quiet, with Lucifer, though he did get booze-y presents from both Summer and Santa-Barry!!!!!!!!!!!!!! More on Santa-Barry later, I promise, I won't forget!!!!!!!!!!!!

Over at the Trooper Station, Dad was dealing with sulky troopers who weren't invited and then, like, I popped in to show off my costume for the contest that I totally won and give him his sweater for the party because, like, he'd just have gone in boring things if I hadn't found the perfect thing!!!!!!!!!!!

Rey was, like, taking a quiet moment to meditate at her warehouse which was good because she wasn't getting a chance to do that later!!!!!!!!!!! Finally, like, Duke was brooding on his boat----guess, like, he didn't want to party??????? Are you okay, Duke??????? Can I help???????? But, like, it wasn't all bad thank goodness because Lucifer came by with his gifted alcohol and they had a tiny Christmas party all their own while taking the boat out!!!!!!!!!!!

And then-------

*papers shuffling ominously*

We have >the party!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Everyone who isn't hungover, take a shot!!!!!!!!!!!! Or, like, even if you are????????? That's the whole hair of the dog thing, right???????? If you stay drunk for forever then you can't ever be hungover!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*giggling*

To set the scene, you've got like, picture this: inflatable reindeer everywhere, more glitter than grains of sand, mistletoe and, like, probably more to drink than the bars have combined, together!!!!!!!!!!

First up, was where everyone was arriving!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rey was wearing the cutest droid on her Christmas sweater and, like, Annie agrees with me and also the droid might come for a visit???????????? Um, like, yes please!!!!!!!!!!!

Stark also had compliments for Rey but, like, wanted to know why there were so many inflatable deer!!!!!!!!!!! Which is a good question and I think the answer is 'because Summer and Annie!!!!!!!!!!!!' Then we begin the cruel exclusion of myself as Santa-Barry gave Rey a present!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jaye's visit from Santa-Barry also involved talk of sweatshops and parental shortcomings and, um, I don't think that's the sort of thing Santa's supposed to talk about????????? It's usually all very hush hush, you know???????????????

Diego's garland-covered sweater got about a million A++++++++ from Annie before they flirted and talked about kissing people under mistletoe!!!!!!!!!!!! He also got a present from Santa-Barry and then Danny tried to insult Diego's sweater but, like, Danny's sweater was way weirder then they talked about New Steve's cattle prod and, like, why does no one give me cool things like that for holidays????????????

*chittering*

Don't be silly, like, I could rain ruination from above without a cattle prod???? Giving me one doesn't mean people would be scared………..

Stark arrived and was given the choice of Christmas hat or glitter cannon and he picked the hat, like, I'm super disappointed or I would be, except then they started talking about glitter paintball and seriously, I want that now!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As queen of student council, I'm declaring that we do this for Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*chittering*

It's easier to beg for forgiveness than ask for permission!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't you, like, know anything??????????

*affronted chittering*

Oh, come on, I didn't tell anyone last night when I saw you guys stealing shots of your own!!!!!!!!!!!!

Annie had the most amazing outfit and I'm still going 'I need that skirt' and 'the bows, the bows!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' so I'm almost willing to ignore the fact that she got two presents from Santa-Barry and I got none!!!!!!!!!!! Like, ohmygosh, rude-------

*chittering*

Don't be silly, like, so what if I crashed the party?????????? Literally no one kicked me out!!!!!!!!!!!! That's basically the same as permission to be there!!!!!!!!!!! So, like, by that logic, I should have gotten a present!!!!!!!!!!

Jessica glared at Annie and got a hat from her since, like, it was the inferior option over the glitter cannon!!!!!!!!!!!! Then, wow, really???????? Seivarden picked the glitter cannon and, like, I never thought I'd be impressed but: go, Seivarden!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There was another present given by Santa-Barry and then, like, Tisarwat was super awkward around Seivarden????????

Shunsui and Jessica skipped, like, all of the romance which is, like, the best part so I'm very disappointed right now, but like, they arranged to go, ahem, 'inspect Jessica's apartment' which is, like, what they're apparently calling it these days???????? Oh la la!!!!!!!!!!

Faye and Allie caught up about things like eggnog showers------always, always check the taps in the mornings in December especially and always have some bottled water on hand!!!!!!!!!!!!!-----and Faye's new job at Wellspring!!!!!!!!! I should, like, go bother Sabine there more!!!!!!!!!!

Rosa was wearing a super cool jacket and she and Seivarden were ignoring each other's existence. Kitty teased Rosa but both she-----and I!!!!!!!!!!!----were aghast at Rosa's declaration that presents are lame. Ohmygosh, no!!!!!!!!!! Jessica also nodded at Rosa but, like, I'm still stuck on the previous point!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway, like, now we're going to talk about Dad!!!!!!!!!!!! That's Liam, for those of you not in the know…….. anyway, like, he was wearing the shirt I got him and he brought Rey up to speed on my existence, then he and Stark chattered about how Annie's gun wasn't real-------it wasn't even a gun, come on!!!!!!!!!!! Glitter cannons for life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then Annie came by and complimented the sweater-----thanks, Annie!!!!!!!!--- and awwwwwwwwwwwwww, thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm glad you appreciate my radio broadcasts!!!!!!!!!!!!! Santa-Barry gave him a present and then Dad and Danny compared sweaters!!!!!!!!!!!

New Steve had hula Christmas girls on his sweater which Dad complimented him on, then Diego challenged New Steve to a drinking contest while Annie and New Steve traded compliments and talked about how heavy on the alcohol the drinks were!!!!!!!!

The answer is very!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then Santa-Barry gave him the cattle prod and, ugh, that's so unfair!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tisarwat and Lucille were fliiiiiirting and also mentioned terrible Christmas gloves that I need to see!!!!!!!!!!!

Bus Dean had Rey happy to see him, even as she talked about how she wasn't going to be hungover tomorrow and, oh no, Rey!!!!!!!!!!! I saw how much you drank!!!!!!!!! You so totally are!!!!!!!!! Meanwhile, Cade and Bus Dean were equally confused at the other, theeeeeeeeeen I got Bus Dean with a Glitterhug before he was Very Stern Indeed about asking if I was graduated and supposed to be there!!!!!!!!!!!!

I maintain that, as no one kicked me out, my presence was practically invited!!!!!!!!!!!! True Steve got his Santa-Barry present but, like, more important is that True Steve was wearing an A++++++++ sweater and everyone that works at the Perk agrees with me, as Kitty found out when she talked to him!!!!!!!!!!!

Finally, like, the mystery of Santa-Barry is solved as, like, it turns out he was Barry bitten by a gremlin and that's not a surprise to any of us, really, but Jaye totally gets me as she was taking pictures of this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cade showed up with…… erm….. fuzzy booze, which Rey tried and thought wasn't bad?????????? Erm……….. ew……. And then Cade tries to hide behind Bus Dean to get away from Annie's glitter cannon but, like, that fails and I love it!!!!!!!!!!! Faye met Eric, who talked to her about moisturizing and eating people of the virginal variety and that's, ah, well……….

I'm just going to leave that as is????????

Seivarden and Amaya catch up, while Tony gets a Christmas hat from Kitty, sparing him a glitter cannon, and they talk about Santa-Barry who was decidedly gremlin bit!!!!!!!!!! Jessica grills Tony on his universe because, like, there's alternate universes colliding, I think???????? True Steve brings Tony a drink and possible makeouts!!!!!!!!!!!!

Santa-Barry gives Danny what's, like, honestly just the sweetest of presents and, like, you know what??????? If my not getting one means he got this, I'm totally fine with this, because Santa-Barry gave Danny a trip home for the holidays!!!!!!!!!!! My heart can't take it!!!!!!!!!!!!! I assume, like, Danny's couldn't either because he reacted by immediately taking away New Steve's cattle prod and, like, can I have it Danny??????????

Kitty and Jessica talk about how lightweight the hosts are-------and, like, the answer is so very--------and then Clint and Allie hug and catch up, which is super cute, but not as cute at Kitty and Clint deciding they're going all out because they've earned it!!!!!!!!!!! Then Jessica is less cute because she also grills Clint on universe shenanigans??????????? You get used to it, Jessica, I promise!!!!!!!!!!!!

Allie was warned by Kitty that she might get glittered since she's not festive but, like, Annie let her off with just a hat!!!!!!!!!! Do you think someone would give me a glitter cannon??????????

*chittering*

What do you mean I'm bad enough with glitter already??????????? Rude!!!!!!!!!!!!

*laughter*

And then I crashed the party but, like, it was weird because Rey didn't care and just talked about languages with me, while Annie got me with a glitter cannon after I begged for her to hit me and let me go with a warning to not drink things but, like, it was already too late at that point!!!!!!!!!!!! Dad wasn't going to let me stay but relented when the hosts didn't kick me out so long as he got to walk me back to the dorms which was, like, super sweet but also totally unnecessary??????????

Finally, that's all the mingling stuff (oh yes, we were still in that for all of that) but now we're looking at the well-stocked bar notes!!!!!!!!!!!!!! New Steve wins that drinking contest he and Diego were down for, while Kitty had TruBlood for the vampires, a fact that Eric appreciated!!!!!!!!!!!! Then Kitty helped Iris decide what drink to start with!!!!!!!! Then, like, Annie was doing a kegstand with Rey's help before they drank more and I can't give over that Rey thought she'd make it through all of this without a hangover????????

The real piece de resistance of the bar, though, was the jello shots!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Courtesy of Summer and, like, they totally lived up to the hype!!!!!!!!!!! Rey got recommendations from Summer and also teasing about her boooooyfriend, then Summer helped Silver out with picking out his very first jello shot!!!!!!!!!!!! Annie and Summer do the compliment dance about outfits and glitter cannons, while Seivarden decides the shots look better than they taste!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean, like, they were way cute so that's basically a given!!!!!!!! Lucille takes one and chats with Summer, and Stark discusses glitter carnage over a shot with Summer, while Dad is impressed at their looks. Santa-Barry gives all the presents to Summer which, like, I'd be sulky about but I suppose they are dating and that makes it pretty romantic…………..

*happy sigh*

True Steve asks about Summer's favourite jello shot and then Clint also wants recommenations!!!!!!!!!!!!

We're almost to the end of the notes which is, like, so super tragic and I'm sad it's going to be over!!!!!!! But sadness has no place when we're talking about cookie decorating, which like, Lucille and Kitty were both kind of terrible at, while Stark made some for Santa-Barry and then otherwheres Rey and Silver were making out on the couch like there wasn't an impressionable teenage girl in the room, you fiends, and Annie and Diego got locked in the pantry while making out and breaking the lights!!!!!!!!!!!!

My innocent ears!!!!!!!!!! How did things get so steamy that the lights went out, like, ohmygosh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Elsewhere there was music!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jaskier and Annie sing a duet, while Jaye requests Freebird and Eric bribes Jaskier for a song that's apparently super over played?????????? Stark doesn't have any requests, so Jaskier just wings it!!!!!!!!!!!!

Over on the balcony, Faye is smoking and she and Jessica touch base on how they're adjusting to the island, while Annie fires the glitter cannon just for fun, then Rey pushes one of the inflatable reindeer to doom, also known as off the balcony!!!!!!!!!! Poor thing, we hardly knew them!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then, like, pizza showed up and Rey and Annie didn't order it but that's okay, I got a piece of it and then that's about when Dad and I headed home because they were going to play a very drunk game of I Never and then there were going to be drunk people crashed out everywhere so…….. yeah, okay, I guess I'm not too sad about missing the end of the party?????????

But what a party!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! When's the next one???????!!!!!!!!!!