Troy "T-Bone" Barnes (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
x_discospider_x) wrote in ![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
fandom_radio2020-11-20 06:48 am
x_discospider_x) wrote in fandom_radio2020-11-20 06:48 am
Fandom Radio: Friday, November 20th.
Troy: 🎵 ~Troy and...JUST TROY in the moorn-ning!~~ 🎵
...and we're back, and it's still just me, Troy, this morning, because I don't know if Summer is drunk again and didn't plan for it this time, or what, because she--
*sound of a door opening*
Summer: Hello? Is this--Oh! Wow. Is that a varsity letter jacket?
Troy: Uhhh, yes, it is. And you are?
Summer: Hmmm? Oh! Oh, um, uh, I'm....hi! I'm Summer! These squirrels told me I was supposed to come here and do some radio thing?
Troy:...whoa. The person I usually do this with is also named Summer and has red hair, so that is totally wrinkling my brain.
Summer: Does it take long? Because I think I'm supposed to go teach some economics class after this, too?
Troy: *long pause* Multidimensional Economics?
Summer: Uhhh...yeah. Whatever that even means.
Troy: ...is your last name Smith, too?
Summer: Yes! It is! Summer Smith! You've heard of me?!?
Troy: Okay, now, that is wrinkling my brain, and we're going to get into this before any more brains need to get any more wrinkled. Here. You get to do the School notes because you're apparently all...young and little now.
Summer: Oh, um, okay. And I'm fourteen, that's not that young. So I just read these notes?
Troy: Yup, and then I read these ones.
Summer: Right. Okay. So. *clears throat* In SCHOOL yesterday, Functioning Governments talked about what they'd want to know about if they were president, and the teachers let Maeve be in charge of P.E. class, and she just let everyone make excuses for why they could leave class.
Troy: 'Cause Maeve is awesome like that.
Summer: Oh? Do you...like her?
Troy: ... If I did, why would I even say that on air? People are listening to us right now, Summer, remember that, okay? And just keep reading.
Summer: They are? Ohmygosh. Okay. Um, okay, right, so, um, anyway, so, okay, then...Shunsui? Oh, man, I'm so sorry, I'm probably butchering that, but he just wanted to get to know everyone better for the Art of Ma.
...did they forget to write the rest of the word there?
Troy: Nah, that's all it is every week. Anyway, moving on into the Town, Liam was freaked out a little about waking up with some cute blonde, which, dude. What? I mean, at least Kitty and Clint had a kid in the mix, too, which would definitely freak me out. Meanwhile, I'm told that Tony was definitely not freaking out about being here with Captain America and his adorable dog, while Steve and Danny argued about whose kitchen they were in, big words, and that eggs aren't pizza.
Which is true.
Over at Luke's, teens are eating for free this weekend, and I am definitely going to have to take advantage of that--
Summer: Oh! Me, too! Maybe we could check it out togeth--
Troy: Nope! Weird! Super weird! Anyway! Duke and Emily flirted over french fries and being bendy, and then Duke was impressed by how much meat Danny could fit in his mouth, and I just read that outloud!
This was all, apparently, after Duke woke up in a mansion with an angel guy who didn't know what teenage boys or humans or windows were, I guess?
Then Summer--
Summer: Oh, hey, that's me!
Troy: ..was at the Perk getting her first Pumpkin Spice Latte--
Summer: Sooooooooooo good, ohmygosh, I'm gonna get another one right after this! I can get you one, too, Troy, if you wanted to come with--
Troy: ...anyway, Summer, Pumpkin Spice. She met Annie there, and they talked about cheerleading and manicures and horses, because girls, before they both individually, and I quote, 'completely fangirled over Rey.'
Summer: *wistfully* She is so cool...
Troy: Anakin also showed up, which was weird for Rey....I KNOW THE FEELING... Annie asked him if he was drinking coffee, which of course he was drinking black, and Summer asked him how he liked the school here...
Summer: He said a girl turned into a snake, Troy, and expected me to believe it.
Troy: STRANGER THINGS HAVE HAPPENED, SUMMER. Trust. ANYWAY, Eric made Tiny reorganize the stock room at the Devil's Nest, where Jessica got whiskey and told him she appreciated the axes, while Iris got apple rum and explained the whole grown-ups are now teenagers thing.
*looooong pause*
Which is weird. Anyway, there was that philosophy class that Jaye usually teaches, but since she was a teenager, too, she didn't know that and just made a date with Steve to go get coffee instead.
Summer: You know, Troy, we could go get cof--
Troy: Preeeeeettty sure we both have a class to get to. One that you have to teach?
Summer: I mean, if this Jaye was supposed to teach and got coffee instead too, I don't see why I can't--
Troy: Help. Someone please. Send hel--
**CLICK!**
...and we're back, and it's still just me, Troy, this morning, because I don't know if Summer is drunk again and didn't plan for it this time, or what, because she--
*sound of a door opening*
Summer: Hello? Is this--Oh! Wow. Is that a varsity letter jacket?
Troy: Uhhh, yes, it is. And you are?
Summer: Hmmm? Oh! Oh, um, uh, I'm....hi! I'm Summer! These squirrels told me I was supposed to come here and do some radio thing?
Troy:...whoa. The person I usually do this with is also named Summer and has red hair, so that is totally wrinkling my brain.
Summer: Does it take long? Because I think I'm supposed to go teach some economics class after this, too?
Troy: *long pause* Multidimensional Economics?
Summer: Uhhh...yeah. Whatever that even means.
Troy: ...is your last name Smith, too?
Summer: Yes! It is! Summer Smith! You've heard of me?!?
Troy: Okay, now, that is wrinkling my brain, and we're going to get into this before any more brains need to get any more wrinkled. Here. You get to do the School notes because you're apparently all...young and little now.
Summer: Oh, um, okay. And I'm fourteen, that's not that young. So I just read these notes?
Troy: Yup, and then I read these ones.
Summer: Right. Okay. So. *clears throat* In SCHOOL yesterday, Functioning Governments talked about what they'd want to know about if they were president, and the teachers let Maeve be in charge of P.E. class, and she just let everyone make excuses for why they could leave class.
Troy: 'Cause Maeve is awesome like that.
Summer: Oh? Do you...like her?
Troy: ... If I did, why would I even say that on air? People are listening to us right now, Summer, remember that, okay? And just keep reading.
Summer: They are? Ohmygosh. Okay. Um, okay, right, so, um, anyway, so, okay, then...Shunsui? Oh, man, I'm so sorry, I'm probably butchering that, but he just wanted to get to know everyone better for the Art of Ma.
...did they forget to write the rest of the word there?
Troy: Nah, that's all it is every week. Anyway, moving on into the Town, Liam was freaked out a little about waking up with some cute blonde, which, dude. What? I mean, at least Kitty and Clint had a kid in the mix, too, which would definitely freak me out. Meanwhile, I'm told that Tony was definitely not freaking out about being here with Captain America and his adorable dog, while Steve and Danny argued about whose kitchen they were in, big words, and that eggs aren't pizza.
Which is true.
Over at Luke's, teens are eating for free this weekend, and I am definitely going to have to take advantage of that--
Summer: Oh! Me, too! Maybe we could check it out togeth--
Troy: Nope! Weird! Super weird! Anyway! Duke and Emily flirted over french fries and being bendy, and then Duke was impressed by how much meat Danny could fit in his mouth, and I just read that outloud!
This was all, apparently, after Duke woke up in a mansion with an angel guy who didn't know what teenage boys or humans or windows were, I guess?
Then Summer--
Summer: Oh, hey, that's me!
Troy: ..was at the Perk getting her first Pumpkin Spice Latte--
Summer: Sooooooooooo good, ohmygosh, I'm gonna get another one right after this! I can get you one, too, Troy, if you wanted to come with--
Troy: ...anyway, Summer, Pumpkin Spice. She met Annie there, and they talked about cheerleading and manicures and horses, because girls, before they both individually, and I quote, 'completely fangirled over Rey.'
Summer: *wistfully* She is so cool...
Troy: Anakin also showed up, which was weird for Rey....I KNOW THE FEELING... Annie asked him if he was drinking coffee, which of course he was drinking black, and Summer asked him how he liked the school here...
Summer: He said a girl turned into a snake, Troy, and expected me to believe it.
Troy: STRANGER THINGS HAVE HAPPENED, SUMMER. Trust. ANYWAY, Eric made Tiny reorganize the stock room at the Devil's Nest, where Jessica got whiskey and told him she appreciated the axes, while Iris got apple rum and explained the whole grown-ups are now teenagers thing.
*looooong pause*
Which is weird. Anyway, there was that philosophy class that Jaye usually teaches, but since she was a teenager, too, she didn't know that and just made a date with Steve to go get coffee instead.
Summer: You know, Troy, we could go get cof--
Troy: Preeeeeettty sure we both have a class to get to. One that you have to teach?
Summer: I mean, if this Jaye was supposed to teach and got coffee instead too, I don't see why I can't--
Troy: Help. Someone please. Send hel--
**CLICK!**