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Eleanor Shellstrop ([personal profile] mother_forker) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2020-10-19 07:59 am

Fandom Radio - Monday October 19th

Candy corn rain. Adorable fucking kittens in hats. And now free candy.

If you don't love this forking island, what the fork is wrong with you?

It's Monday benches! And if you're wondering why I'm in a good mood it's because I've been stealing free candy and I'm so forking hyper right now.

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Oh. Right I should probably read something.

Only activity in school today was Lana in the library taking pictures of kittens in hats. Which sounds adorable and also like I just finished a game of Clue. Death by kitten pictures sounds totally forking legit.



Town! Let's see. First of all, Summer and Barry opened a portal for Seivarden to return to her home dimension. Which forking sucks because there's one less person to buy me shots on this island.

Daniel came home to find five cats and accuse New Steve of being a highly trained killer marshmallow. Having never met Steve I'm going to assume he's edible.

Over at the Devil's Nest, Silver was tending bar while a kitten used his crutch as a scratching post. Rey was there to talk about cats, vacation and potentially Halloween costumes.

Rey came into work with a kitten at her heels and to find that the gremlin working at Stark Industries had apparently built a mecha-suit. Which is just what we want gremlins to be in now, right Brit?

And in town Stark-not-Tony was at J'GOB scarfing down assorted candy corn desserts.

That's it for me! Fork you all because I'm going to town to steal all the candy!