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Nina ([personal profile] bookbeltof_love) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2020-10-03 02:13 pm

Fandom Radio | Saturday, October 3rd

Dahanain: I can't see why I can't read the notes—

Nina: Because, like, you're a danger noodle and I'm the one with hands???????????

Dahanain: You could hold them up for me……….

Nina: Well, like, yes, but wouldn't you rather stare at the squirrels???????????

Dahanain: I'm not hungry right now…

*anxious chittering*

Nina: As, like, a radio broadcaster I'm obligated to tell you not to eat them???????? Besides, like, you prefer eating other snakes………….

Dahanain: I'll eat squirrel, if I must, but other snakes are more fun……..

Nina: *heavy sigh* Goooooooooooooood mooooooooooooorniiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's Nina Argentum, your daring, your darling, your heroine of the Student Council!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm, like, here to bring you yesterday's news!!!!!!!!!!!

And also, like, if you've got a buddy today they're, like, a) yours and b) likely around all weekend???????? It's totally cool????????? Just chill out!!!!!!!!!!!

Dahanain: You weren't very chill when--------

Nina: Yes, well, waking up to a violently venomous snake in bed with me would be enough to send anyone shrieking!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dahanain: Where else would I have been?

Nina: We'll, like, talk about that later, honestly, ohmygosh……….

*papers rustling*

It was a pretty slow day yesterday, thank goodness, so we'll be through this quickly!!!!!!!!!!! School was, well, a little weird??????????? Mostly because we had Primatology instead of Econ yesterday, and I learned a lot, though who knows if it's at all correct?????????? And then Ethics was all about schadenfreude (which is awesome and, like, I'm still not sure that it applies to silly videos on the internet no matter what Bus Dean says), while French took a field trip to Paris---------

Dahanain: A museum in Paris, if I understand the note you're holding up correctly.

Nina: Still Paris and, like, I love museums!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Finally, there was the best thing AKA Student Council where, like, I had all the plans and no one gainsaid me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dahanain: Their loss is our gain.

Nina: Victory is mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Over in the Dorms……… like, for everyone worried about Miles he was, like, back in his room with some visitors, including Troy??????????? Then later Troy was hanging out in the third floor common room watching TV!!!!!!!!!!

Dahanain: Alone. He was watching TV alone.

Nina: I mean, like, I'm sure for some people that's fun……………

*pages rustling*

Anyway, we're going to hop-skip-step through Town now??????? Over at Turtle & Canary Astrid was there and talking to Eleanor but then, like, instead of themselves they were Turtle and Vanessa and Vanessa was buying a lot of alcohol for……… the cheese panda????????? Over at the Trooper Station Liam was having a rough go of fielding calls about all the gremlins and Jesse wanted to know how to fend them off-----

Dahanain: Just bite them.

Nina: ……………… I'm, like, not sure anyone's ever tried?????????

Dahanain: More fools them then. It's an obvious solution.

Nina: Only if you're a danger noodle!!!!!!!!!!!

Dahanain: Snake.

Nina: Same difference????????? Anyway, Duke got a phone call over on his boat???? Then over at her warehouse, Rey was training!!!!!!!!!!! She met Miss Annie, who asked if she was a wizard!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm the wizard, honestly, Miss Annie!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well, mage but that's also basically just cutting hairs????????

Bus Dean also showed up and they talked about visitors from last weekend!!!!!!!!

Dahanain: We're better visitors.

Nina: Erm, well, like…… you're certainly not as attractive as last week's visitors are???????????

Dahanain: As you'd say it: rude.

Nina: I'm not into danger noodles??????? Can't help it!!!!!!!!!!!! To wrap things up, like, Barry was in his warehouse when Miles showed up and got some swanky new gear that he immediately spray painted!!!!!!!!!!! Then Miss Annie showed up to a superhero save the day thing and, like, I'd be offended at the lack of invite but, well, I'm not a superhero???????????

Dahanain: Not even a little bit of a superhero.

Nina: I bet, like, I'd look real cute in costume though!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And that's all everyone!!!!!!!!!!!! Have a great weekend!!!!!!!!!!!