fandom_radio | Fandom Radio | Saturday, September 26th

Gooooooooooood moooooooooooooooooorning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's Nina Argentum here with your news from yesterday!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Welcome to all of our visitors and yes, here's the details of almost all of your conversations!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The squirrels are legit the best!!!!!!!!!!!

School, like, was doing the whole class thing and Bus Dean talked about lying to our visitors in Ethics while we went on a field trip in Multidimensional Economics to a very, very strange factory!!!!!!!!!!!!! And, finally, French had croissants and the assumption that every student at this school has a computer…

……….

Summer, like, he's your buddy, right?????????? Maybe tell him that is, like, super not true?????????? I don't have a proper computer and I'm, like, glued to the internet……….

And I'm just saying but there's a computer lab in the school…………..

Over in the Dorms there was a bunch of swearing from Illyana in the second floor common room!!!!!!!! Apparently she was trying and failing to cook!!!!!!!! Lana came in and wanted to know what she was making and somehow, like, that turned into poisoning the cafeteria?????? Nell was much less murderous and figured out how to help Illyana with her dough, then she and Lana talked about baking bread.

Mmmmmm nothing smells quite as good as fresh baked bread, it's true………..

And now we're off to Town where it was, like, so busy and the squirrels super earned their rum!!!!!!!!!!!

*pleased chittering*

We'll, like, start with the quiet places first and work our way up to the huge meet and greet in the park, okay???????????

Blackstone Forge was open for business with Amaya trying out a few new ideas!!!!!!!!!!! I should, like, go and see if she's gotten the hang of sharpening a bookbelt!!!!!!!!!! Iris was re-doing the window display over at Pick Your Poison while over at Turtle & Canary, Astrid had a phone call and then she had visitors in the form of Elli, and Elli's friends from home, Karen and Ann!!!!!!!!!!

Yasha was looking after the plants at Covent Garden Flowers where Jester dropped in on her with a surprise hug!!!!!!!!!!! That's adorable!!!!!!!!!!

Caritas had no booze—ohmygosh, amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!--which Cait was not impressed by!!!!!!!!!

*laughter*

Chloe was not impressed by it either and looked like hell but, like, she talked to the stuffed cat and complained she wasn't ready for this, then talked to Seivarden about……….. ooooohhhhhhhhhh, this is all part of whatever's going on with Lucifer, okay, got it!!!!!!!!!!!! Seivarden was also less than pleased about the lack of booze, while Stark just wanted to know what there was to drink???????????

*paper shuffling*

Iced tea, apparently??????

And then, like---

*more laughter*

Ohmygosh, okay, so like, this guy named Hemorrhage came in and was ranting about his ex and Seivarden bit the bullet and talked to him and ohmygosh it looks like he's Summer's ex-husband?????????? And he's upset because, like, he made it through time and space to come see her------which is, like, honestly super romantic------but she won't give him the time of day………….

*happy sigh*

*then more giggling*

But oh my gosh, what a name!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In more deeply uncomfortable news, there were two drunk girls at Lucifer's house missing him and, like, their names are Chloe and Octavia and I…………….

Like, I'm just going to leave that there, no comment????????

Over on Duke's boat, like, Duke had two guests------one of, like, oh my gosh turned out to be his ex-wife????????????

*papers shuffling*

It was, like, not a happy meeting and Octavia was less than pleased (this was, like, before she was a drunk girl in Lucifer's house, I guess??????????) and can I just say that I'm deeply impressed at all this romantic drama?????????

I asked and you have delivered!!!!!!!!!!! I, like, can't wait to get my spreadsheets out and—

*chittering*

Oh!!!!!!!!!! Sure, you can totally see them!!!!!!!!!

Over at Rey's Warehouse, Rey was showing Leia around!!!!!!!!!! Then Bus Dean showed up and, like, that's literally all this note says???????? I assume he talked to Rey or something but, like, it's literally 'BUS DEAN WAS THERE'?????????

Also there was, like, Jester who was super pumped to see all the things and Duke and Gloria also stopped by to marvel at the obstacle course and, like, Rey if I ask nicely can I try running?????????? Apparently there's quicksand!!!!!!!!!

*chittering*

Okay, like, I don't really care what Noctis and Prompto say about that idea, no matter how much they're insisting they're my fake dads this weekend!!!!!!!!!!! I bet Bus Dean would let me try it if I got permission from Rey!!!!!!!!!!!

Liam was, like, doing the boring thing and actually working at the Trooper Station but he got visitors all the same!!!!!!!!!!! First up wasn't actually his visitor but was actually Grace, Danny's daughter, who needed a little help on where she was and where her dad was, awwwwwwwwwww. Then Mary showed up with a baby, looking for New Steve, who is her brother!!!!!!!!!!

Also she learned that the stairs are a feature, not a bug of the island!!!!!!!!!! I mean, like, there's a lot of them but they're so good for the body!!!!!!!!

Then Miss Verity showed up with her guest, a lady named Sarah, and they talked about games like 4d chess and can someone please show me?????????????????????

Next up------are you, like, getting sick of me yet????????? Because we're, like, maaaaaaaybe halfway done, if that---------was Barry's warehouse where he discovered, ah, male anatomy drawn all over his walls!!!!!!!!! Oh my!!!!!!!!!! His guests were deeply amused!!!!!!!!!! Kathy was more of the opinion that, ah, toys of a decidedly adult nature everywhere would've made a better prank but, like, she owns Dite's so I feel she's a little biased?????????? Summer also texted him but, like, the squirrels didn't get close enough to let me know if it was about Hemorrhage………..

Over at the Arms Hotel, like, someone might want to rescue Mary—the owner, not New Steve's sister Mary—as she got………. Kidnapped by blankets and dragged into a closet?????????? Also, Chelsie and Bob had, like, a chat about why they were here but, like, the squirrels were more interested in the fact that Chelsie had to call Bob five times before he picked up the phone!!!!!!!!!!

And now, now we're in the final stretch of things which is, like, the biggest pile of notes here anyway!!!!!!!!!!! The Meet and Greet in the park!!!!!!!!!!!! We start with good, old Registration where all the visitors got their name tags!!!!!!!!!! Jeremy and Roxie were looking for Barry and there was also something about bitey, chocolate, and 'why am I dating you' which, like, are all signs of a really good relationship!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bow and Glimmer were talking to thin air-----the notes say a third person was there too but, like, wasn't there while they were talking-----and went to find Adora!!!!!!!!!!!!! Katy and Gus showed up and I, like, caught up with them and got to pet the good, old boy!!!!!!!! Tahani was less than pleased to see Kamilah-------oh my gosh, she's really here???????????!!!!!!?!?!? Can I, like, get her autograph???????????????? Eeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahem, like, but no, seriously, Kamilah's here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rey also offered to help New Steve's Mary and her baby out!!!!!!!!!! Karen and Ann embellished their name tags and Ann teased Karen about a boooooooooooooy named Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick!!!!!!!!!!!! I need more details!!!!!!!!! Spill, Ann!!!!!!!!!!!

Rhodey met up with Jan------apparently, like, he belongs to his Steve and she belongs to her Tony and so they were, like, comparing notes on their alternate people????????? Our Tony is taller!!!!!!!!! It must be, like, the Fandom air!!!!!!!!

Or the stairs!!!!!!!!!! See, Mary, I knew they were actually a feature!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shunsui met up with Nanao and Jūshirō, who was greeted with a hug, awwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!! Poe and Finn had a difference in opinion on name tags but, like, Finn won so they wore them before they went looking for Rey!!!!!!!!!!

Bob, his Consort, and Justin Heartstriker were here to see Julius!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wei Wuxian was all 'ohmygosh, I know Julius!!!!!!!!!!!' and got told he flickered???????

And………….. like, I'm sorry, what?????????????

*chittering*

No, I see what you've written but, like, does that mean he's a revenant or a zombie or something like that?????????? Because seriously, if he's a zombie, he's the most attractive non-brain-eating one I've ever seen???????????? But zombies don't normally flicker………

Ugh, I have so many questions!!!!!!!!!!!!

Over by the Food & Drink, like, we have a bunch more people!!!!!!! Chloe wasn't doing so great which was, like, worrying her daughter and Maze, as well as Duke who came by to see what she was doing here???????????

I mean, like, I know what the notes are saying she was doing here and I feel like, Duke, the best bet might be to give her a sleeping pill and then real food and a hug in the morning but……….. well, I suppose we all make our own choices????????? Speaking of choices, like, it was not by Diego's choice that his brother Klaus had shown up!!!!!!! To ask for money and a place to stay……..

Yeah, like, sorry Diego, that happens…….

Bow was shouting for Adora but, like, found Miles instead, who got acquainted with both Bow and Glimmer!!!!!!!!!!!! Okoye showed up, which Shuri was thrilled by!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Chelsie gave Okoye's potato salad a deeply judgemental look, and Andy got Okoye to try the baklava instead-------and, like, Andy's right, it was much better than the potato salad!!!!!!!!!!!!

Troy was, like, just people watching when Arabella bolted up to him to, uh, ohmygosh, noooooo let him know that her mom didn't know she was rooming with a boy---------which Troy is, so……..

If you do wind up wearing a dress, Troy, make sure you find one that flatters your figure!!!!!!!!!!!

Illyana and Lana were in the salty, bitter about lack of visitors camp and were hoping other people would cry which is, like, wow. I mean, like, you can always do what I did and ask people to stand in for your parents???????? It's really super awesome to have people do that!!!!!!!!!!!

Gloria was adding gin to her drink and Octavia wanted to know if she could have some and, like, that's how you wind up like you did earlier in the notes, it really is……… Finally, for this section, Justin Heartstriker was trying literally everything at the table when Arsinoe came up, mistaking him for Julius which, oh my, not even……… and they got along badly enough that Chelsie intervened and Justin did not take her presence on the island any better than Julius which, like, is telling tales out of order but these notes are not really in order anyway!!!!!!!!!!!

You're all, like, just going to have to deal with that because that's what I'm dealing with and-------

And we're almost done!!!!!!!!!!!! Just the Mingling bit of the meet and greet to go!!!!!!!!!! Emily showed up, confused???????? Yeah, like, that happens!!!!!!!!! Catra was moping in a tree until Adora showed up and then there was kissing and clinging and adorable, like, I just can't even!!!!!!!!!!! Jester also, like, tried to make friends with Catra's…. cat?????????? Barry got mobbed by his visitors, since he's their favourite nerd, and then Summer showed up which was, like, going great until she spotted her ex-husband across the park!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My heart can't take this!!!!!!!!!!!

Like, then I was people watching and my brother and Noctis showed up pretending to be my dads??????????? It was, like, super weird but I am glad they're here!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, Noct, I haven't forgotten about showing you the best fishing spots………….

Then Julius came up, anxious about if anyone had showed up, so we talked for a bit and I helped him out before we went to go see Bob and his Consort!!!!!!!!!!!! Jester got tacklehugged by Beau and beamed at by Liam so, like, you know he was really happy to see her!!!!!!!!!!!! Finn and Poe met up with Rey and there were, like, hugs all around!!!!!!!!!!!!! Meanwhile, in even cuter news, Wayne had Gus on his lap and introduced the goodest, bestest old pupper to Shuri!!!!!!!!!!!!

*chittering*

No, I mean, I have to gush that way because that's basically what Wayne was doing just, like, quieter?????????? Arabella met up with her mom and sister, Penelope and Catalina and ohmygosh I missed this?????????????????

No, no, no, that's terrible!!!!!!!!!!!! I missed Kamilah giving out autographs!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is the worst, oh my gosh, I don't know if I can even finish this-------no, no, I must, even though it tears me apart……… we'll just do this really quickly, Eleanor, was deeply rude to the queen, while Justin Heartstriker was not, and got her autograph, and like, really, what else could he have done in the presence of such talent?????????? Meanwhile, Jester wanted to know if Kamilah knew her mother which of course she did!!!!!!!!!!

Now, like, none of the rest of the news can top that, but Alara met up with her sister which was super sweet and then Bob Heartstriker was feeding his Consort fries, when Jules and Camden and Emilia (one of Jules' guests!!!!!!!!!) and it was a conversation that……… went.

*chittering*

Yes, like, I have opinions on it and I have questions but I'm not going to air them on the air, honestly!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*chittering*

I know I air everyone else's business on the air!!!!!!! I never said I was consistent!!!!!!!!!! Julius and I also got to meet Bob and his Consort and that was also a conversation that went??????? Bob's interesting-------though I desperately need to meet Justin now so that, like, we can compare Kamilah notes!!!!!!!!!!!

And, finally…………. OH MY GOSH, YEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE BEST FOR LAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hemorrhage was, like, assaulted by Summer and dragged away from the crowd and oh, my heart, he wants her back!!!!!!!!!!! He calls her his queen!!!!!!!!!! And----ohmygosh, Summer's grandfather helped him get here?????????

I need to know more!!!!!!!!! What do you mean that's where the notes stop???????

I'm not ready!!!!!!!! What happened after that????????? Where's the rest of the story????????? I need details!!!!!!!!!! Details!!!!!!!!!!!

And Kamilah's autograph!!!!!!!!!!!!!