http://surferboy-09er.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] surferboy-09er.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2007-11-19 01:50 am

Fandom Radio, Sunday, November 18th, 2007

Okay, okay, stop pushing! Jeez, I come to say hello and you put me to work! Heeeeey. This place looks exactly as I left it. Nice. This should be easy. Just like riding a bike. Notes are in hand, squirrels are drinking, red light is on...time to start the show! Hello, Fandom! This is former student and current alumni Dick Casablancas with WTFH radio! Man, that's fun to say again. It's been a while since I've been in a room with a whole bunch of drunk squirrels. It feels like home.



Stay in school, kids

Whoa, things don't change at all do they? Lee opens up the library which means he is still a dork, I guess. He catches up with River and both Lee and Hermione marvel at how well preserved the school is. Yeah, newsflash, there's more weirdness going on here. And Lee hits on Thursday. Niiiiiice. See, I can say things like that because my wife is three thousand miles away. Of course I wouldn't be surprised if she had some sort of listening device planted on me...

Dorms! Which I don't miss at all

Johnny Storm, hey bro!, is surprised to see that Fandom looks exactly the same. I know, dude. Savannah and Johnny have awkward catching up. Yikes. Awwwwkward. Johnny and Meg also catch up. Isabel is not impressed by Johnny's moves. I'm not surprised. Ino and Johnny talk about being superheroes and then they make out. Again, not surprised. I could pretty much guess this broadcast. Billy and Johnny catch up. It's the theme of tonight's broadcast. He also flirts with Eve but she's married now so that's a no go. Sorry, bro. Billy and Eve also catch up. Chris, who apparently is "normal", was making pancakes on the third floor today. He and Lana were adorable, just like I remembered. An oldish Billy surprises a youngish Lana with the whole age thingamajig. I'm still not getting if it's the teenagers or the old folk that are having the weirdness put on them. Yes, I realized I just called myself old. Shut up. I'm still hot and my wife can dig up blackmail material on you. Speaking of me, I have a chit chat with Chris about his future and my present. Both Billy and Summer chat with Chris too.

On the second floor, which is still the best floor, Bridge is chillin like a villain. I'm sorry...I have no idea where I got that phrase from. Adam is confused about seeing Bridge in red and they catch up on important things. Meg and Bridge catch up and Z is very confused. We all are, sweetheart. We all are. Charlie and Bridge aren't surprised that something got screwed up with the reunion and quite frankly I'm not either. Hoshi catches up with both Jack and Bridge. She also has an awkward conversation with Adam. Master Qui-Gon is in the Salle rocking it with his lightsaber and if I wasn't a mature father of two I'd laugh at the dirty of that sentence. *giggle* That was a squirrel giggling, not me! I swear. On the roof of emo, Andrew is talking to himself. Okey dokey. Andrew tries to out-emo both Steve Peter and Blackheart. I think Blackheart might be the winner here. Cause dude, his name is Blackheart. Johnny Blaze is trying to start something with Blackheart and I'm not talking about a good kind of something.

John Sheppard is working out in the gym. Not everybody can be as naturally ripped as me, I guess. Dawn catches up with both John and Rikku. Gavin and Seely tease each other and discuss their respective kid situations. Seely and John talk about their military careers, nice. Jaina catches up with both a John and an older Sokka. Gavin and John catch up with each other and talk about Jaina behind her back. Now, come on. Am I going to have to give you guys the same lectures I give my kids? Jaina tries to fake being older with Gavin but it doesn't last long. Sam and John talk about they miss high school. What dorks. Luke and John talk about Luke's wife and Anakin. John also catches up with myself and Sokka. Dawn and Luke talk about his marriage, his dad's marriage and Dawn's Watcherness. Jaina is weirded out by older Luke. Luke also catches up with Aravis, Peter Parker, Rikku and Sokka. Also catching up? Rikku. She catches up with Peter Parker, Aravis, John and Sokka. Jo and Luke have a friendly reunion and Sam offers to let Jo tie him up. Diiiiiiiiirty. Seely hovers over a pregnant Aravis. Good, always hover. No matter how much they glare or throw shoes at you. Hover as much as you can. Trust me. You take one second to go check the score of the football game and boom! They go into labor and then yell at you for not being there.

Goddamn, there's a lot of news tonight. Chad and Teddy are still together and tease each other about being dorks. An older Katara interrupts them and there is blushing. Inara doesn't recognize Cassandra, who is weirded out, and Gavin and Inara catch up. Inara also succeeds in confusing Jaina. Ino goes to see Kabuto, who is married to her in her reality and not his. Hahaha! Oh, that's funny. Seely and Aravis wake up all snuggly and cute, awww. Cassandra is weirded out by Turtle, who thinks she's had plastic surgery. I thought that too this morning. Turtle wants Jack to call her TR. Sorry, it's Turtle. Jeff gets a call from Turtle and him and English Peter boggle over Nana. Troy goes for a run, River gets dressed for the day and the notes here say I got way hot. Ummmm...I'm pretty sure I was way hot before. But thank you. Ronan sleeps in and Mel's not around. Oookay. Luke and Gavin are older but they're still pillow fighting dorks. Awesome. Jamie and Peter Parker catch up and so far no pranks have been had. Ino, who is apparently hot, is confused and Hoshi spends time on the phone. Both Zack and Lee inspect their own rooms. Zuko checks out Sokka's room and Sokka plays catch up with Evie and Rodney.

Hermione and Rikku are surprised to find their cats and talk about their kids. Annette jumps on her bed, Billy gets a visit from Jack, as does Naomi. Eve is confused to find her husband all young and teenager-y. A young Dean and an older Dawn are both confuzzled about their respective ages. Despite the age difference, Dean and Sam still engage in brotherly banter. Aw. I do sort of kinda miss that. But that's okay, I replaced it with snarky insults with my wife. Wyatt and Isabel are apparently completely normal and watch the Amazing Race together. Whoa. Is that show still on? Namine and Valentine get back to Fandom via portal and Johnny Blaze does that waking up thing. And...oh man, I cannot be reading this right. Meg and Johnny Storm hook up. Wow, Manning! That's awesome! Jaina and John Sheppard are totally just talking in his room. Karal gets visits from Inara, Karal and Gavin. Troy and A.J. both catch up even though they've been keeping in touch. That makes no sense. That's like me catching up with Meg. Though I didn't know she banged my fake little brother. I'm sorry. I'm still reeling from that. In more possibly sexy news, Ron asks Hermione why they're sleeping in separate rooms. Ooooooo. Kabuto also heads to Ino's room after his shift and there might be some dirty going on.

Town! Which still looks the same.

Wow, the same people are opening up the same places. Weeeeeeeird. Anne Shirley opens up the Book Haven and Stanley visits. Sean opens up the Sporting Goods store, Gabriel opens the church, Robin opens the Magic Box, and Leo opens the Photo Hut. Jim, hi ex-roomie!, chats with Pam in the Perk. Katara, who is older, hits the beach. She and Zuko talk about the past. Lee talks to Katara about bitey fish while Zack tells her about how many PHD's he has. She also talks to Sokka. Doctor Doom opens up the Turtle and Canary and for some reason it feels like I should be shouting his name. At any rate he's a popular dude today. Jo is not impressed by Doom, Jamie gets a squishy from him, Sokka chats with him, Jenny insults him, Evie is frightened by him, Turtle checks up on him and Steve is all oh-em-gee at him. Jeeeeeeez.

River chats with Kerrigan at the Perk. She also talks to Dawn, Teddy, Cassandra, Sam, Robin the frog and Evelyn. Sam and Dawn also catch up. A.J. opens Luke's and he confuses Beauty. He also talks to Leo and Cher. Damn, people. STOP TALKING. Robin camps in Fraser's bed with him. Roy eats breakfast and Kerrigan and Renee drop by. Xander wakes up with an older Bridge. Whoa, there's a switcheroo. Renee gets a not-so-nice voicemail and Mary is being lazy.

Bar news! Yay! Leo visits Kabuto in the Devil's Nest. Anders opens up Caritas where I thoroughly freak him out, sorry about that. Robin and Naomi also contribute to the brain breaky. Lana and Anders discuss the plague, which I recall sucked. Annette catches up with both myself, Robin and Anders. Charlie adds to Anders' brain breakage and she marvels over Rodney's hair. Eve and Anders drink together and Turtle reassures him that he's still cuter than Marco. Charlie and Turtle catch up. John and Rodney lounge in the lounge. Awesome.



Dear god, did radio always take this long? I can't believe I did that every freaking week! No wonder I drank so much in high school. Anyways, that's it for me. It was fun reminiscing with these furry woodland creatures. If you're ever in Neptune, I'll give you a place to stay. Night, Fandom!