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fandom_radio2020-07-23 12:36 pm
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Fandom Radio, Thursday, July 23, 2020
Good morning, this is Tahani al-Jamil with the news from yesterday and the day before that because apparently Leroy was in a strop and ate all the notes yesterday. That's very unprofessional, even for rodents.
Tuesday classes were very food-forward: Chopped made...well, mostly we made smoothies from spinach, blueberry waffles, and chai powder. They were disgusting. Great Witcher Bake Off had a small grease fire on their way to making donuts I can't pronounce. Duke took everyone in Swim class surfing.
It was Rey's birthday Tuesday--felicitations--our new mayor, Jesse, was learning about her job at town hall, and Tisarwat was reading a book instead of working. Old Steve and Tony were on a date, and New Steve had his first shift at the police station, where he met the new mayor and argued with Danny about Chinese food. Astrid was selling flowers and handmade postcards at the flower shop and Lucifer and Eric got into a snippy discussion about whether rainbow flavored and colored drinks would bring high school students into the bar.
Well, no. Your place is called the Devil's Nest. I'm not going there. Caritas was also doing drink experiments--Barry hated the cherry flavored root beer and rightfully so--and Rosa got teased about moving in with Miguel. She'd also gotten teased by Duke earlier because of her new business--Diaz and Ass. Well then. Duke was on his ship playing the ukulele--how try-hard hipster of him--and had Danny and Octavia stop by. I'm assuming at least one of them told him to stop playing the ukulele because I have faith in you, humanity.
On Wednesday, Dean Skywalker made us all climb to our certain deaths in aircraft we'd created from duct tape and prayer and no, I am not being dramatic about it. I'm only alive because Rey and I made Beaker ride ours and I believe that he's immortal.
Sheriff Kincaid-Price met Mayor Jesse and so did Shunsui when she went over to find out if the three variations of red squishy all tasted the same. As long as they aren't in the street again, I don't care. Duke was back meditating on the beach for his weekly date with Rey and felt badly about missing her birthday on Tuesday. And then Lucifer stopped by with cupcakes he made himself and that just feels wrong to me.
Caritas had tipsy chai shots because Summer still had chai powder left from class, I'm guessing, and Seivarden declared the shot an affront to tea everywhere. Amaya wasn't there because she's sick--the squirrels got close enough to read texts, which is terrifying--and Rey offered to get Summer a pancake hat from the morning's trauma so that Summer could put it on her cat named Pancakes and make Instagram implode.
It'll work, too. Pancakes has quite a following.
And that's all the news I have! Leroy, stopping eating notes.
Tuesday classes were very food-forward: Chopped made...well, mostly we made smoothies from spinach, blueberry waffles, and chai powder. They were disgusting. Great Witcher Bake Off had a small grease fire on their way to making donuts I can't pronounce. Duke took everyone in Swim class surfing.
It was Rey's birthday Tuesday--felicitations--our new mayor, Jesse, was learning about her job at town hall, and Tisarwat was reading a book instead of working. Old Steve and Tony were on a date, and New Steve had his first shift at the police station, where he met the new mayor and argued with Danny about Chinese food. Astrid was selling flowers and handmade postcards at the flower shop and Lucifer and Eric got into a snippy discussion about whether rainbow flavored and colored drinks would bring high school students into the bar.
Well, no. Your place is called the Devil's Nest. I'm not going there. Caritas was also doing drink experiments--Barry hated the cherry flavored root beer and rightfully so--and Rosa got teased about moving in with Miguel. She'd also gotten teased by Duke earlier because of her new business--Diaz and Ass. Well then. Duke was on his ship playing the ukulele--how try-hard hipster of him--and had Danny and Octavia stop by. I'm assuming at least one of them told him to stop playing the ukulele because I have faith in you, humanity.
On Wednesday, Dean Skywalker made us all climb to our certain deaths in aircraft we'd created from duct tape and prayer and no, I am not being dramatic about it. I'm only alive because Rey and I made Beaker ride ours and I believe that he's immortal.
Sheriff Kincaid-Price met Mayor Jesse and so did Shunsui when she went over to find out if the three variations of red squishy all tasted the same. As long as they aren't in the street again, I don't care. Duke was back meditating on the beach for his weekly date with Rey and felt badly about missing her birthday on Tuesday. And then Lucifer stopped by with cupcakes he made himself and that just feels wrong to me.
Caritas had tipsy chai shots because Summer still had chai powder left from class, I'm guessing, and Seivarden declared the shot an affront to tea everywhere. Amaya wasn't there because she's sick--the squirrels got close enough to read texts, which is terrifying--and Rey offered to get Summer a pancake hat from the morning's trauma so that Summer could put it on her cat named Pancakes and make Instagram implode.
It'll work, too. Pancakes has quite a following.
And that's all the news I have! Leroy, stopping eating notes.