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Fandom Radio, Saturday, July 4, 2020
*sounds of Star-Spangled Man With a Plan*
*sounds of firework explosions*
*sounds of Leroy complaining about something*
Well, honestly, Leroy, I'm not sure why you thought leaving Doritos under a flag last night was going to bring you a present from me.
*chittering*
Maybe you shouldn't trust Tumblr for that sort of thing. This is Captain Steve Rogers, taking Seivarden's spot today because Leroy apparently thought it was more essential to wake me up and complain. Let's get to the news, okay, so I can get ready for my birthday party later. You're all invited, of course. There's fireworks.
Yesterday, of course, there were water balloons from...somewhere. Everywhere.
*chittering*
Leroy blames the woodchucks, but I think that's unsubstantiated. Rey and Anakin powered through their weekly lesson despite the challenges of the water balloons falling on them throughout, Duke and Danny got hit while walking through town--Danny's hair will never be the same--and I got hit in the shower and throughout my run. Tony refused to get me cake for my trauma, but he promised one today. Liam was dealing with water balloon complaints down at the station--sorry to hear that, buddy--and Rosa resigned from the department. Not due to the water balloons. Tahani came in person to complain that the balloons had ruined her designer dress. I'm...not sure that's a matter for the police.
Octavia was learning about boat maintenance of her new ship down at the docks yesterday, but that didn't improve her mood much and led to a...sparring session that got a little outta hand.
*extensive chittering* Yeah, I don't think that's anyone's business.
Lucifer was manning the bar at the Devil's Nest and Summer told him that the water balloons were annoying, but nothing at all compared to being turned into toys last year, which was a...thing that happened, as the kids say. And Duke was at the bar to drink off whatever was going on with him and Octavia.
*slightly judgey pause*
Lucifer was there to be sure he got to a safe place afterwards, at least, but let's not take Duke's example, okay, kids? And that's all the notes I have! Stay safe today, don't blow off your hands with explosives, and come down to the beach this afternoon for burgers and hot dogs and cake if you'd like.
Leroy, please don't start that a--
*sounds of Star-Spangled Man With a Plan again*
*sounds of firework explosions*
*sounds of Leroy complaining about something*
Well, honestly, Leroy, I'm not sure why you thought leaving Doritos under a flag last night was going to bring you a present from me.
*chittering*
Maybe you shouldn't trust Tumblr for that sort of thing. This is Captain Steve Rogers, taking Seivarden's spot today because Leroy apparently thought it was more essential to wake me up and complain. Let's get to the news, okay, so I can get ready for my birthday party later. You're all invited, of course. There's fireworks.
Yesterday, of course, there were water balloons from...somewhere. Everywhere.
*chittering*
Leroy blames the woodchucks, but I think that's unsubstantiated. Rey and Anakin powered through their weekly lesson despite the challenges of the water balloons falling on them throughout, Duke and Danny got hit while walking through town--Danny's hair will never be the same--and I got hit in the shower and throughout my run. Tony refused to get me cake for my trauma, but he promised one today. Liam was dealing with water balloon complaints down at the station--sorry to hear that, buddy--and Rosa resigned from the department. Not due to the water balloons. Tahani came in person to complain that the balloons had ruined her designer dress. I'm...not sure that's a matter for the police.
Octavia was learning about boat maintenance of her new ship down at the docks yesterday, but that didn't improve her mood much and led to a...sparring session that got a little outta hand.
*extensive chittering* Yeah, I don't think that's anyone's business.
Lucifer was manning the bar at the Devil's Nest and Summer told him that the water balloons were annoying, but nothing at all compared to being turned into toys last year, which was a...thing that happened, as the kids say. And Duke was at the bar to drink off whatever was going on with him and Octavia.
*slightly judgey pause*
Lucifer was there to be sure he got to a safe place afterwards, at least, but let's not take Duke's example, okay, kids? And that's all the notes I have! Stay safe today, don't blow off your hands with explosives, and come down to the beach this afternoon for burgers and hot dogs and cake if you'd like.
Leroy, please don't start that a--
*sounds of Star-Spangled Man With a Plan again*