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Tahani al-Jamil ([personal profile] sexy_giraffe) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2020-05-28 12:48 pm

Fandom Radio, May 28, 2020

Good morning, everyone, it is I, Tahani al-Jamil, and welcome to another day of wondering where on Earth Dean Skywalker gets his weird ideas to torture us from.

*chittering*

No. NO. I am still not okay with you being in here with me.

*door slamming*

Better. Yesterday we were working in groups to make obstacles for squirrels. Frankly, I'm not sure they need to learn how to get out of tricky situations. There was mingling beforehand, of course, and Nina was thrilled to see that Prompto had snuck back to the island two weeks running. Then we all had to work in groups to build obstacles, and some of us had even more obstacles to overcome. My team had to deal with woodchucks throwing things at us, which was extremely traumatizing, but not as traumatizing as Duke, Beaker, and Freya getting gremlin-bit and believing themselves to be people named Kermit, Piggy, and Gonzo.

The part where they shot the squirrel across the field via cannon while Duke sang and Freya played the glockenspiel was extremely impressive, though. I'll pass that idea along to my friend Elton John. And Danny has extensive phone evidence of all of it. And also trauma. Summer tried to convince her group to tempt the squirrels with cupcakes rather than with a date with her, ew, and Shuri and Alexis tried to figure out how to get a tutu onto a squirrel.

In town, Shunsui was surprised to learn they'd actually sold a mattress from T&C over the weekend and hoped it wasn't his favorite napping mattress. So...a used mattress. Gross. Duke was doing yoga with Rey and mentioned that next week is his birthday, so Rey will being birthday donuts next week. That sounds very delightful, in a common people way. Danny got a hot tip on the gremlin bite over in the park and went dashing over to watch the fun. Over in Caritas, a man named Lucifer was making extremely poor choices with alcohol, but he goes by Lucifer, so. Oooh, juicy gossip here! He got into a big fight--words, not fists--with Seivarden about a weekend trip that went sideways and there's emotional misunderstandings and honestlyl this is so much better than meta for Eastenders. Seivarden also got Summer's shot special for the night and got to hear about how teal deer had destroyed part of Summer's squirrel obstacle course, which led them to wonder if there were lots of weird animal property destruction that just goes unreported.

Probably.

That's all from me today! Enjoy your day.