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Nina ([personal profile] bookbeltof_love) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2020-02-11 11:20 pm

Fandom Radio | Wednesday, February 12th

------------------------OHMYGOSH OKAY NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO, THAT'S NOT HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OUT, ALL OF YOU OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM NOT DOING RADIO WHILE SQUIRRELS ARE HAVING SEX IN THIS ROOM. GET. OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*some flailing, a lot of offended squirrel chittering and a door being slammed shut*

Ugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Like, I don't even want to touch anything in here, oh my gosh, I might be eternally traumatized and, huh, what's this???????????????????

*notes rustling*

Oh. I see. They've left me a challenge.

*a considering pause*

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A-hem. Okay, so like, it is I, your darling, your charming, your intrepid heroine, Nina Argentum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I would say it's a good morning, but well, you've all heard the start of this broadcast……………..

*muffled chittering*

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL NOT TELL THEM WHAT THE PRIZE FOR GUESSING WHAT MY CHALLENGE WAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You had no right to say I would do anything for anyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Particularly of that nature!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The only one that gets to decide that is me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ugh.

School carried on bravely, with Summer teaching How to Tame a Wilful Wife and Steve and Tony teaching Recipe for Temptation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No information on how either the taming or the recipes went, alas…………..

And, like, in the Dorms apparently I was the most happening person yesterday with my efforts to raise The Kiss Quotient by sending invitations to Tisarwat's party on Thursday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Owen and I, like, decided we were not in The Friend Zone while, like, Sabine and talked about how to make the common room less like the Worst. Makeout Point. Evar. Meanwhile, like, Tisarwat texted me and it was very much all Thou Shalt Sin… for the Bible tells you so. So, really, expect this party to be good!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*unrepentant giggling*

Everything else is in the Town probably because, like, all my peers were busy…………

Rey was at her place all Ghost of a Chance at some call!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Over at the post office, Éponine was dealing with many people Crossing the Line while, like, Tisarwat was being thoroughly Tied Up, Tied Down at Groovy Tunes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Over at Covent Garden Flowers Astrid was all How to Lose an Extraterrestrial in 10 Days except then Sabine came in and it was more Pleasure Me……….. and then they headed over to Sabine's warehouse for, like, Date Me, Baby, One More Time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amaya was at her forge playing at being The UnDateable but then, like, Seivarden came in and was Aroused By Two Lions…………… so, like, that doesn't sound undateable to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Meanwhile, on the beach, Duke was all But… You're a Horse? and then Rey showed up and it was much more A Little Closer to the Edge, My Love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*dreamy sigh*

Miss Kitty was not Barefoot and Pregnant? over at Caritas and, like, Detective Diaz came in and then left immediately--I guess, like, she's playing the role this week of The Lady while Yasha had questions about Celestial Mechanics since she's new and all and this is probably a real rough week to be new in………….

At the other bar, like, Lucifer was the very image of A Happily Unmarried Man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Octavia talked to him but, like, didn't seem to be too keen to be The Firefighter's Woman 2 especially since she was very much more The Bashful Bride when she talked to Duke afterwards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Meanwhile, Duke and Lucifer talked and had some words about how A Gentleman Never Keeps Score and, of course Eric also talked to Lucifer but their conversation was much more of, like on Eric's end A Wee Bit Lower, Lassie and on Lucifer's end I Married a Sissy Boy, so…………….

*papers rustling*

Okay, so like, the squirrels also totally missed my conversation with Prompto, my brother, but it was basically a My Fair Dork situation so, like, that's all that needs to be said about that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And I'm out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Have fun, everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!