Fandom Radio [Saturday, Febuary 5] A RADIO SING ALONG!!!

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Co-written by leeadama and whitedeathpod

JOHN: Good evening and welcome to another edition of the John and Lee Show!
LEE: He means Fandom Radio.
JOHN: What, you want your name first?
LEE: I don't want any name first. It's not our show.
JOHN: Welcome to the Lee and John show!
LEE: John, I didn't want-
JOHN: Lee's middle name is Gideon!
LEE: Frak you!



JOHN: In today's news...

It's close to daylight Parker, Pippi and Vala are lurking with their guns
Under the moonlight Crowley thinks honesty might stop his heart!
You try to scream
But Miho dancing stops the sound before you make it. Harper can't sing!
As Zordon makes us all gasp! Crowley's paralyzed...

'Cause this Dean Washburn
Getting visits from Fraser and Veronica, that really nice girl!
And no one's gonna save Dean Zordon
From the Peter and Fraser who are about to strike!
You know it's thriller
Thriller night
You're fighting for your life
Inside a killer
Thriller tonight, yeah

You hear Artie sing!
And realize that he's wearing a wig!
GOB feels the cold hand of being all hungover!
And wonders if Fraser and Becky will ever leave him alone!
You close your eyes
And hope the clinic reopens soon!
Girl, House is gone!
Stopping by Geoff's house on the way!
You're outta time

'Cause this Vice Principal Pierce!
Writing home tonight!
There ain't no second chance
Against Crowley and Phoebe waking up together!
(Thriller)
(Thriller night)
Crowley's fighting for his life
Inside a killer
Thriller tonight

JOHN: Well, that was quite unusual. What do you have for us, Lee?

On the Street Where You Live
LEE: In looking at the notes on the dealings in town today, I worry about blessed democracy and all that good stuff.

JOHN: All that good stuff?

LEE: Tex is officially the mayor of this fair city. And I don't remember voting for her.

JOHN: Dude. She could kick your ass.

LEE: This hostile takeover of the government disturbs my principles.

JOHN: Lee, you just really need to get laid, don't you?

LEE: Shut up, Crichton.

JOHN: Heeheehee.

LEE: Anyway...as Fandom was taken over by a strange singing sickness, the town was full of the sound of music. Everyone had something to sing about. Including Jake and Chloe, Pip, Maia, Kiki, Edmund, the lovely Miss Parker…

JOHN: Do my notes really say that you serenaded her in the Courtyard?

LEE: Um... the list also includes a Pippi, Pip, Walter trio, Principal Dewey, Lucas (again), Jay and Silent Bob, Nadia and Walter, Orlin, Dr. Pierce (who I owe a bottle of ambrosia), Quark and GIR, The Fandom Troopers, Cole, Phoebe, Lana, and Kiki, and Ted.

JOHN: Breathe, Lee, breathe.


LEE: And finally a big group number took place, including quite a serenade to our mountie security man person thing.

JOHN: How much did you drink tonight?

LEE: But, alas, there was no singing at the Fourth Sin. There was an instrumental number. And perhaps a couple in need of counseling.

JOHN: I hear you can get really attached to hookers.

LEE: Like that ever happens.

Where We Sleep At Night!

JOHN: There were some decidedly odd happenings in the dorms today...

LEE: Look into Cam's eyes - you will see
That he was on legal drugs!
Search your heart - watch out for Fraser
He's recruiting mounties so he won't have to search anymore!

JOHN: Don't tell me secret siblings were revealed!
You can't tell me Molly and Logan are happy!
You know Mac's true!
Everything he sings, he sings for Rory!

LEE: Look into your heart - you will find
Nadia, Lana and Phoebe have nothing to hide!
Walter, Take me as I am - take my life
He thinks you're amateurs and you'd sacrifice...

JOHN: Don't tell me Phoebe fights for vibrators!
I can't help it - there's Macbeth dancing around again!
You know it's true
Everything I do - Parker and Parker call each other but not for you!

LEE: There's nothing - like a song fromLee!
Who sings to Parker randomly - and no one could give more love
Paige discovers there's nowhere - so she leaves there!
Cally and Walter discuss vampires all the way!

JOHN: Oh - you can't tell me Dewey's not worth trying for!
Pippi can't help it - she has to cook pasta more!
Fraser would fight for his hat - he'd lie for his hat!
Cam-Mollusc walks about for you! - Yeah, he'd die for you

Cally and Archie know it's true!
Everything they do - they don't do it for you!

LEE: Well, I don't see why we have to sing-

Yo Jeremiah! He kicks it!

Ice ice baby
Ice ice baby
All right stop, Paige gets thrown out and listen
Lee is back with my brand new invention
Chloe doesn't think the vamp hunters were very mighty!
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Phoebe's emo, will she ever stop, I don't know!
Turn off the lights and Bel will snore!
To the extreme he sleeps with some chick like a player!
Pip, Walter, and Pippi light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
Dance go rush to the speaker that booms
Lee gets a letter from mommy that he reads in his room!
Professor Carter and Lee are deadly when they sing a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love Phoebe and Lana a they sing
You better hit bull's eye the kid don't play
Peter Parker thinks there's a problem! Yo, I'll solve it.
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

Ice ice baby
Ice ice baby
Ice ice baby
Ice ice baby

JOHN: Kiki and Crowley get the party started singing!
With the bass kicked in and the vegas are pumpin'
Quick to the point to the point no faking
Callyanders are singing and cooking like bacon!
Burning them if you ain't quick and nimble
Pippi sings an emo song and she's ain't no cymbal!
And a hi-hat with a souped up tempo
Phoebe and Lana are on a roll and it's time to go solo
Rollin' in my 5.0
With my rag-top down so my hair can blow
Victor's singing him a dope rhyme, yo
Did you stop no I just drove by
Phoebe and Lana take shelter and attempt to stop!
Jack busted a song and I'm heading to the next block
Hamlet sings Billy Joel instead!
Yo so I continued to A1A Beachfront Avenue
Ed was cool, singing in another language!
Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis
Crowley and Kiki have a duet!
Lee with some toast and John with a cupcake
Isabel and Peter chat for the chumps on the wall!
The chumps acting ill because they're so full of eight balls
Blair and Pip rang out, meditation pray tell!
I grabbed my nine all I heard were shells
Phoebe emo again, souring my mood real real fast!
Jumped in my car slammed on the gas
Jake and Krycek sing to each other, in their dorm they're packed!
I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack
Nadia's cat on the scene and you know what that means!
Macbethpassed me up because he's a dancing fiend!
If there was a problem, yo I solve it
Check out Veronica and Logan while my DJ revolves it.

Ice ice baby
Ice ice baby
Ice ice baby
Ice ice baby

238: The Center of the FRAKKING Universe

LEE: Here's something I haven't quite figured out.

JOHN: ...Wait, why does my room get its own category...?

LEE: Angel moves into your room and suddenly, it's the NAKED SINGULARITY PULLING ALL FORCES OF THE UNIVERSE INTO ITS FOUR WALLS.

JOHN: A naked what?

LEE: A BLACK HOLE, SWIRLING ABOUT WITH THE DEADLY AND SEDUCTIVE POWER OF BOOZE, SEX AND AWESOME.

JOHN: What the frell are you on?

LEE: And, well, I still don't understand how you and Aeryn and Angel and Callisto and Sean and the sea monkeys fit in there. Must be magic or something.

JOHN: Huh?

LEE: Which brings me to a question I've been wanting to ask for a long time.

JOHN: Boxers.

LEE: Not that question.

JOHN: Damn.

LEE: I want to move into your room.

JOHN: You're kidding, right?

LEE: I want to be a cool kid.

JOHN: ...no.

LEE: C'mon, I clean up. I cook. I do my own laundry.

JOHN: ...no!!!

LEE: I wanna be awesome like you guys!!

JOHN: No means NO!

LEE: Oh frak you, John.

JOHN: You really need to get laid, don't you?

LEE: ... MOVING ON. The Fair Room of 238 got a lot of traffic today.

In the morning, Angel woke up to chat with John about your...adventures the night before. I came in with muffins because I'm nice and want to move in.

JOHN: No.

LEE: And then Aeryn and Angel compared notes followed by a moment of sorts between you and your lovely girlfriend who recently threatened me - thanks, Aeryn.

JOHN: Aeryn threatened you?

LEE: I still want to move in.

JOHN: No.

LEE: Anyway, apparently Vladdie, Faithful, Callisto and Molly spent the night in 238. Why can't I ever spend the night in your room?

JOHN: Lee...? NO.

LEE: Peace was disturbed by a furious Pip who barged past a furious Aeryn and called Angel stupid. Well, I meant to say, 'sung' that Angel was stupid. Tell me something, John.

JOHN: You can't move in.

LEE: Why is Pip still alive?

JOHN: Seriously, Lee, you can't move in to my room.

LEE: Okay, okay. So then Cam, Parker, Logan, Cordy, Veronica, and Izzy came to see you guys. Sweet Lords of Kobol, I just don't get it.

JOHN: Look, whenever you do finally get laid, wouldn't you want to do it private?

LEE: ...should we really be talking about this on the radio?

JOHN: You live in a single, dude. Privacy is a serious perk.

LEE: I still want to be cool.

JOHN: And I want a pony and plastic rocket.

LEE: You want a vibrator?

JOHN: I—what?

LEE: Anyway, the evening was similar as EVERYONE AND THEIR DOG (literally) came back. This time, however, with booze.

I brought booze, Marty brought booze, Bridge brought booze. Parker brought booze.Cordy brought booze. Alanna brought booze. Pip brought booze. Krycek brought booze.

JOHN: My room is not a naked singularity, it's freakin' speakeasy

LEE: And for something completely different, Cam brought cake.

JOHN: Way to be different, Cam!!

LEE: Cal and Angel discussed puppets and the aforementioned booze. Rory came in with the cute cam-mollusc and something delicious called OREOS. I may have found my new true love.

JOHN: Oreos never have headaches.

LEE: Bridge discussed his awesome SPACEVODKA to Rory, you and Angel, and Parker.

I, of course, suggested that we should all get naked. That was quickly vetod by Aeryn, my illustrious radio co-host, Cam, Callisto, Parker, Rory.

JOHN: You could get naked now if you want…

LEE: Just because you're naked doesn't mean I</> have to be.

JOHN: Good point.

LEE: Anakin was curiously missing during this party. Yet he was mentioned often. By Parker and Rory, by you and Rory. And when I brought him up to Miss Gilmore, Aeryn got, er, a bit unfriendly to me.

JOHN: Hey, lay off my girlfriend, buddy.

LEE: Just the facts, sir, just the facts.

JOHN: And where was your girlfriend during all this?

LEE: Where was Anders during all this?

JOHN: My notes say with Cally. Helloooo. Callynanders?

LEE: *grumbles something* Anyway. Other attendees were the lovely Miss Molly, my little sister Cordy, the bizarrely sober Logan, an oddly quiet Xander, and a non-singing Krycek.

Also? Angel and Callisto are damn cute.

JOHN: They lose the cuteness when they're being cute all the time in your room.

LEE: Can I move in?

JOHN: …NO.

LEE: You can't take no for an answer! You can't take no for an answer! You can't take no for an answer! No, no, no.
Whenever there's a dream worth a-dreaming

JOHN: Dreaming!

LEE: And you wanna see that dream come true

JOHN: Dream come true!

LEE: There'll be plenty people talking, "Forget all about it,"
Say "it isn't worth the trouble--all the trouble that you're going through!"

JOHN: It ain't worth it-NO!

LEE: Well, what can you do?
You can't take no for an answer! You can't take no for an answer! You can't take no for an answer! No no no!


*sudden rustle of pages*


LEE: Oh, this just in: The party at 238 just got so wild that Angel stripped of his clothes and started to juggle. It must have been AWESOME. Damn, I love that guy.

JOHN: No, Lee, you can't move in.

Comments

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

[ooc: omg you guys are on the really good crack! *loves*]

[can_be_more]

Lee is NOT moving in.

And... singing. There was singing. At least it wasn't bad.


[You rule all. YOU CRACKHEADS.]

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

[ooc but ic: We could get another bed!]

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

[flash-serpent.livejournal.com]

[[I...I think I lint you. Woooooohoooooo!!!]]

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

[why didn't you say so? c'mon in!]

[upforachase.livejournal.com]

Cordy laughs maniacally when she hears the radio.

[[I LOVE YOU LIKE REALLY FUCKING GOOD PIE.]]

[anole-x.livejournal.com]

[ooc: *tries out a new stolen internet phrase*

Less than three! :)

Screw Callynanders or WaltVic...Leenjon is my new OTP! Now I must have plush Leenjohn plushie-thingies that say funny phrases when I press their bellies!]

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

[ooc: I love you both so hard, omg.]

[alchemic-bean.livejournal.com]

[soldtoarmenians]

Jeremiah heard the broadcast, and ribberitted happily.

Later, when he was sure he wouldn't be spotted, he banged his head quietly against the top window of his tank until it popped open, and hopped down onto Xander's desk.

He knocked the phone off the hook, stepped on the 0 to get the school directory, pressed A for 'Names beginning with this letter' and finally hit the voicemail number he wanted.

Then sang softly into the phone, before shoving it back onto the cradle and sneaking back into his tank, a satisfied smile on his wee purple face.

[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

[OOC: There are no words to describe the awesomeness of this broadcast. 238 sucks everything in, this broadcast spits them out ALL SHINY AND AWESOME ZOMG.]

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

((That was just...wow))

[ascended-being.livejournal.com]

Orlin hits his head on the wall... why did he come here???


[[ooc: hilarious, love it.. how long did that take though...?]]

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

[ascended-being.livejournal.com]

[[oh dear, too much time on some one hands?:P but it was great, i enjoyed it thoroughly]]

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

((You two rock the house down. Seriously. *wipes tears from eyes*))