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fandom_radio2019-10-25 05:39 am
hashtag_chocobro) wrote in fandom_radio2019-10-25 05:39 am
Fandom Radio: Friday, October 25th.
Prompto: Ohmygooooooods, it is so early. Are you guys serious right now? This was not part of the deal, little dude, you did not mention anything about the buttcrack of dawn when we--
*insistent chittering*
What? We're already on? Seriously? Ugh! Okay. Okay! *clears throat; fails to stifle a yawn* Okay. so...uh....
Hey, everyone! What's up? Good morning! And, like, super early morning, because apparently this is how early everyoen does these things and ohmygod, respect. This is, like, insanely early, but, anyway, hi! It's me, Prompto! I guess I'm here reading the news because the squirrels are still mad at Ms. Blackstone and Ms. Diaz for eating guinea pig and refuse to let them do radio anymore? And they thought maybe I'd be a good fit, I guess, because I did that radio that one time, but that shouldn't count because I was, you know, brainwashed, but I do like gossip and, while I'm not exactly in love with these hours, I guess this could be kind of fun. So let's get started. Here it is, the first Official Not-Brainwashed Prompto Radio!
*sings fanfare*
Okay, so! Starting with the SCHOOL! In Self Defense, we paired up to work out how to escape kidnappers in a lab, Phys Ed enjoyed Christmas themed mini-golf, Problem Solving took on the clowns blindfolded, which is, like, next level creepy, dudes, and in the library, Eleanor was ready to totally fork up....wait, is that a typo? In written notes? It actually says fork, I'm gonna run with it....she was ready to totally fork up some clown shirt with a baseball bat.
Get it, gurl.
And in the DORMS, Sabine got stuck on a horror movie marathon in the second floor common room, like I did the other day in the third floor common room, only hers were clown specific, because apparently, there weren't enough creepy-ass clowns around yesterday, they had to be in the TV, too, what the [BEEP], Fandom????
Anyway, Sabine, I hope you enjoyed your creepy-ass clown movies?
Moving on to notes about the TOWN now, Sabine was uneasy over at Wellspring, probably because of the clowns, and Octavia was probably glad to have a lot of orders to focus on instead of focusing on the clowns over at Covent Garden. Duke was hanging out outside the Perk and was just not having it with these clowns either, and who could blame him? Definitely not Octavia, who said it would be much better if they weren't just creepy and gave them a good reason to go clown-punching, but she also, like, told Duke about her favorite flowers and such, so, like, awww. That's probably much better to talk about than the clowns.
He said, talking about the clowns, but, I mean, come on! They were ev.ver.ree.where! But that's all I am going to say about them, because that was the last note, and it's still early, so I am totally going back to my room and--
*sound of a door slamming open!*
Nina: Goooooooooooooooooooood moooooooooooooorning, everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If I've, like, timed this perfectly, it is I, you're intrepid heroine, Nina, and I'm here to blithely steal away your radio broadcaster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*questioning chittering!*
No, no, he did a fantastic job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Marvelous, really!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But, like, it's my brother's birthday and if you think, like, that I don't have plans for that, well, you're just being ridiculous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Prompto, come oooooooooooooooooooon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Prompto: ...wha...? Wait, Nina, whu--hold on, hold on. FIRST. Do these plans at least involve coffee, pleasesayyes.
*vaguely ominous girlish giggling*
**CLICK!!**
[[and special thanks tobookbeltof_love for the cameo!]]
*insistent chittering*
What? We're already on? Seriously? Ugh! Okay. Okay! *clears throat; fails to stifle a yawn* Okay. so...uh....
Hey, everyone! What's up? Good morning! And, like, super early morning, because apparently this is how early everyoen does these things and ohmygod, respect. This is, like, insanely early, but, anyway, hi! It's me, Prompto! I guess I'm here reading the news because the squirrels are still mad at Ms. Blackstone and Ms. Diaz for eating guinea pig and refuse to let them do radio anymore? And they thought maybe I'd be a good fit, I guess, because I did that radio that one time, but that shouldn't count because I was, you know, brainwashed, but I do like gossip and, while I'm not exactly in love with these hours, I guess this could be kind of fun. So let's get started. Here it is, the first Official Not-Brainwashed Prompto Radio!
*sings fanfare*
Okay, so! Starting with the SCHOOL! In Self Defense, we paired up to work out how to escape kidnappers in a lab, Phys Ed enjoyed Christmas themed mini-golf, Problem Solving took on the clowns blindfolded, which is, like, next level creepy, dudes, and in the library, Eleanor was ready to totally fork up....wait, is that a typo? In written notes? It actually says fork, I'm gonna run with it....she was ready to totally fork up some clown shirt with a baseball bat.
Get it, gurl.
And in the DORMS, Sabine got stuck on a horror movie marathon in the second floor common room, like I did the other day in the third floor common room, only hers were clown specific, because apparently, there weren't enough creepy-ass clowns around yesterday, they had to be in the TV, too, what the [BEEP], Fandom????
Anyway, Sabine, I hope you enjoyed your creepy-ass clown movies?
Moving on to notes about the TOWN now, Sabine was uneasy over at Wellspring, probably because of the clowns, and Octavia was probably glad to have a lot of orders to focus on instead of focusing on the clowns over at Covent Garden. Duke was hanging out outside the Perk and was just not having it with these clowns either, and who could blame him? Definitely not Octavia, who said it would be much better if they weren't just creepy and gave them a good reason to go clown-punching, but she also, like, told Duke about her favorite flowers and such, so, like, awww. That's probably much better to talk about than the clowns.
He said, talking about the clowns, but, I mean, come on! They were ev.ver.ree.where! But that's all I am going to say about them, because that was the last note, and it's still early, so I am totally going back to my room and--
*sound of a door slamming open!*
Nina: Goooooooooooooooooooood moooooooooooooorning, everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If I've, like, timed this perfectly, it is I, you're intrepid heroine, Nina, and I'm here to blithely steal away your radio broadcaster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*questioning chittering!*
No, no, he did a fantastic job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Marvelous, really!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But, like, it's my brother's birthday and if you think, like, that I don't have plans for that, well, you're just being ridiculous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Prompto, come oooooooooooooooooooon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Prompto: ...wha...? Wait, Nina, whu--hold on, hold on. FIRST. Do these plans at least involve coffee, pleasesayyes.
*vaguely ominous girlish giggling*
**CLICK!!**
[[and special thanks to
bookbeltof_love for the cameo!]]