Fandom Radio [Friday, November 2]

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Evening Fandom! It is I! Jamie Madrox. You can't see me at the moment but I'm wearing a top hat with red and white stripes. Why? Well that should be apparent in just a moment.

Down in Virginia, across the causeway,
There is a small island. (If you know the way.)
You can't always get there by boat or by plane
But once you arrive there, you are never the same.

The island's called Fandom, which you already know
And the is the news, so sit tight! Let's go!

But you did not tune in, to hear me say rhymes.
So I'll tell you about school, all Seuss-like this time!

Squall taught computers, the squirrels have all sworn
The students all web surfed and talked about porn.

Barney then taught the students to cheat
on their respective others, which I dare not repeat
Then Zach Addy with his heart oh-so-bold,
claimed his name was now "Swarley" or so I am told.

Chuck on the other hand sparked some debate
By calling students communists, whom he apparently hates.
Jeff and Namine debate, Omigod!
While Annette and Meg sit all agog.

Jean Paul taught us fractions using pizza and pie
But there were none to eat. My hips do not lie.

Professor Lyman then called everyone at StuCo all "Liars"
My copy of "I think I love you" says his pants are on fire.
Namine brought up the idea of a casino
While Molly said they should host thanksgiving... erino.

The chef, who is Swedish, made lunch for us today
Ham and cheese sandwiches! Hooray! Oh Hooray!

The office was normal, a strange thing I must say.
I fully expected surrealism today.

Steve Rogers was in his office all day
Creating obscene objects in modeling clay
Barney was busy downloading porn.
Okay, he was on ebay. But that's not the norm.

Away from the school now! Come on now! Let's roam!
We'll all go to the dorms, which we call our home!

Annette in the morning made a call to her home
and later, with Beauty, across the causeway did roam!
Jaina talked to Mara , on her commlink she did call
and later that day was visited by Karal.

Chris was all cranky in the common room this morning
And it all continued when in came Johnny the Storming.
Ino was there, who Chris then did meet
She talked also with Johnny, whose fire she can't beat.

Neil came in and beverages he seeked.
Chris said hello as did Ino whom he did meet

Wyatt stopped by to say "hi" to his bro.
And then headed up to the fourth floor on his own.

Izzy made muffins and A.J. stopped by
Adam came in, free food catching his eye
Wyatt was there but probably not for the muffins
From what the squirrel's say I'm betting it was for snugglin'.

Annette was there too and liked Izzy's cooking
Then she tells Adam about shopping with Beauty.
A.J. and Hoshi talk about cafeteria food
While Meg and Izzy talk about Johnny's costume.


Later AJ had muffins galore
Then Beauty stopped by after her trip to the store.
Dick and Annette chatted about Meg
Then Annette ended up throwing a shoe at his head.

Karal is now back and tells Avaris this
Avaris tells him about Trenor and what is the sitch.
Gavin then hears about Karal's travels back home.
While the explosion of clothing Gavin did moan.

Meg had a movie for which she did sit.
Then Molly hit Karal with some serious.... stuff.

Namine spent time with Val-not-a chicken
You two get NWS! Hasten now! Quicken!

Seely brought flowers for the girl he calls Cuddles
Possibly because she was on radio which was certainly not muddled.

Now away from the dorms! It's time to get down!
Let's shake our booty as we head towards the town!

At Groovy Tunes, the cats were hiding
From Chad's ideas, which are truly exciting.
The post office was opened by some guy named Sokka
If you drop off mail? Chances are he'll rock ya!

Over at the church, Gabriel sat for a spell
As he played with his lovely Cow Bell.

The Arms menu today had frog legs with jelly.
River? Just what the *bleep* is wrong with your belly?
Mary stopped by and then there was talking
Mostly about naked sleepwalking.

And George Michael happened to be groggy this morning
Which is why he ate chocolate. Or so says the story.
Dolly Parton herself then opened Luke's Diner
The spicy meatballs? There is nothing finer.

Outside of The Perk where the dogs did yip
Robin had coffee, which she did sip.
Dick saw Robin and thought she was a hobo
Robin was nice and gave him Barney-ammo
The mountie was there in a coat oh so red
Mostly to make sure that Robin's not dead.

Sora was at Turtle and Canary,
which had Grape Judas! Extraordinary!

John Winchester today was all emo and drinking
But Zoe was all there to stop all that thinking

Out and the beach AJ and Beauty were all flirty
Then they rode... horses. Definitely not dirty

Down in the basement, Lucy walked through a door
Apparently he's gone. We shall see him no more.

And at the clinic... Gasp! Juice has been stolen!
Christian considers a trap to capture the felon.
Deadpool brought Roy in later that day.
For what reason? It just doesn't say.

Later that evening, Katara was there
Aly brought things for Roy, just to show how she cares.

How much did she care? Enough to break him out
And that my dear friends, is what friendships about.

So ends our day right here in Fandom.
And like always, it was truly random
But never you fear! Fuss as you might...
Just be glad you didn't get a gremlin bite.

That's it for the news! We can all jump and shout!
My name is Jamie Madrox and consider me out!

Of news. Not the other kind of "out". Really. Oh hell with it.

*static*